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, . . to ask them if had any other costumes.
The shop attendant thought for a second, then with some reservation started to say,"well sir, There's this costume that was ordered last month by an anonymous caller. He gave his measurements and said he wanted a blue costume with a red cape and red boots ". He reached into a box and pulled out a brand new costume and continued ,"to be honest sir" he continued , "the way he wanted made i thought he was one of em, ahh. . , What's that word. . .? aha ! One of em homosexualists"
Every one in the store burst into laughter except Einstein. He liked the costume and was going to buy it so he asked ". . . .

Uglyhuman

honestly 5 hard knocks for this girl's head.
Do you know I've been in a match day state of through out the day. Now how can i just switch off and switch on again tomorrow morn.
Even worse is this goat head and 3 sweating bottles i have in front of me. What am i to do with them, eh muki ?

^^^ Muki just tolerate am, na small team mentality complex de catch am. 47 years of EPL title drought gor cure am.
and about you following Fab to spain, i will give you the benefit of the doubt for now.

^^^ See how your treacherous new friend called you Chimp. . You no know horse to tie your carriage with na with Dayo, i pity you.
Pertaining to Emirates, it is ranked as one of the best sports Arenas anywhere in the world. Or why do you think they charge premium ?

@dayo, the worthless trophies that are now in alienz fell from nazi heaven i guess. They're not titles that were won at the Olympic. Useless club. They couldn't even build a stadium alone they had to invite 1860 to share expenses. Imagine an Arsenal and spuds collabo, ATROCITY. And this is supposed to be the biggest club in the biggest economy in Europe, rubbish.

Muki, i wasn't dissing Fab, i'm just letting you guys know What's likely to happen next summer o. Spanish players no like to tay outside their home country at all. Fab don try sef.

^^^
honestly I've not stopped laughing since last night.
The thing is ,
is Barsetard a variant of inglorious basterds or is it a totally new concept ?
where Anti-Arsenal Grammar school located ?
There's just too much interpretation to be done i don't even know where to start. To make matters worse, i can't stop laughing so i'm at a loss on how to even think. poor dayo
*stomach hurts bad*

^^^
dipo2evil, LWKMDFNL

Will show you but how good are your [b]ass[/b]ets really ?

^^^ or another Chavic captain lifting the premiership title in the next 50 years.
@muki, you're correct that's how i came up with a name for my web based alter ego but my name is not dayo. I'm Da***** and in short form Da*. Keep being a good gunner girl and I'll tell all soon.

Dayo is it true that German women have got terrible body odour ? No wonder you keep pestering poor Muki alone. Look no one forced Bayern on you, you made your bed so lie in it with the odour

Cesc can make other good players look even better but requires others to make him look good

And that was were Flamini was supposed to come i . . . . ii . . iin

But seriously Flamini and Milan are in such a free fall that the must be wondering what the hell he got into
That curse of Arsenal thing really has to be investigated. It seems the more the animousity in an Arsenal exit, the worse the effects of the curse.
Sparky and Ade beware !

. . . . She hesitated for a moment before answering "yes you can". She went further "the problem is that It's a coal iron. We use those here cos the local power company was sold to a Nigerian power company and we've not had electricity for over a week. Even when we've got power It's usually rationed and this is not our week to receive power."
Einstein had not listened to a word she had said cos he had been busy dreaming of him and her on a magic carpet ride. Just when he had mustered enough words to reply she said "oh excuse me " pushed past him and shouted to a boy selling mobile phone recharge cards "Hi there Clark " . The boy turned as soon as he heard her voice and replied "i'm doing fine". The boy then looked at Einstein with cold eyes but still managed to nod his head at Einstein. Einstein nodded back then told the girl that. . . .

Muki thank you very much. You're making the poor boys' fantasy of marrying a crash thus making them more aggressive. Now the Nazi and the Marine creature no go gree us sleep for Emirates.

^^^ @tayo i hope he'll remember all the things he just spoke of when Barca or Madrid come to offer him 150k a week next summer, because i know plenty gunners (even Muki) will abandon us for half that.

Baba dudu i gree with 10 of your starting 11 save for Wally. Do you think There's a chance of him starting ? Me no think so.
About our Chelsea friend, hope say he will clarify.

^^^
CHELSEA BE MY WIFE ?
haaaaaaaaaaha !!
LWKM .
NLNGMO(Nairaland nor go kill me o)
Wetin una go think of next ?
Mk2 you see this guy name ?

Muki you talk say na sure 3 points for Gunners. Tell whether you know something wey we never hear.

Blackburn at the Emirates doesn't look like the pick of the week especially with Chelsea/Liver on same weekend. But these are the kind 3 points we have to be picking consistently till May to be real contenders.
And to be honest i'd like a goals fest. I nor like how liverpool de steal our title. With their hands full at Chelsea i don't see them increasing their GF much this weekend, thus a chance for us gather some eggs.

Delusion

LWKMD
@Slim so you remember the "heavenly ordained" statement.
I had forgotten meself. Well Dayo can't claim that we didn't warn him about the guy. Dayo we do all these cos we care

Let me clear the air on why the Boss did not start Arshavin in last years FA semis. I didn't read or hear this, i watched it on Arsenal Tv and it was the Boss during a meeting with the board and shareholders at the end of the season.
When asked why he didn't start Arshavin Wenger without mincing words said he did it with the Champs league semi final against Man U in mind. He said he had hoped the boys would be boosted by a victory without Arshavin to face the Scum. But he also added that there was no guaranty that even if he had AA we'd have won the match. This was around May.
Narrowing our cup defeats to flaws in some players is a bit unfair. Can't you all recall we had injury crises in our defence with all Clichy, Kolo and Gallas going through some ish at that point in time ?

na wa o. Fab 4, chief priest of Emirates. Criticise him at your own risk abi ? Ok sha.
@slim, Let's not kid ourselves, Fab will soon leave whether we care for it or not.

The reason I'll always be the last gunner to attack a developing gunner bud is Flamini. I hated that guy in 2004/2005 with every drop of blood in my anatomy, then along came 2006 champs league run and the song changed. Infact when i discovered Flamini had left for Milan i literally fell ill, i couldn't stop cursing Wenger and i can dig up alot of nasty things i said about the boss two summers ago right on till january 2008.

You guys should book mark this period cos it'll come in handy when Diaby takes the steering and we want to know who stood by the lad.

^^^ Has Robben Hood gone on the highly anticipated injury yet ?

Dear Dayo,
please tell the Bayern doctor to use the MRI test to also confirm Rob's real age. I'm at a loss anytime i'm asked how old he really is. Is he in some way related to Taiwo Ogunjobi ?
concerned Fan

@poster, you're correct . Condom can protect you from Magun if you use it properly. My friend who was a tailor escaped the effects of Magun after we prayed on the CDs he was to use that night on a woman we knew had Magun. Infact immediately after everything he called us and told us to meet him at home after our service the next day.
Unfortunately i can't give you anymore details on how he used it cos we buried him the next day(muslim). He took his secret to the grave

There's no denying that i love Fab as much as i do even the gunners past, but fact is alot of qualities go into making a good player. A good player listens, adapts, is technical, good behaviour etc.
The way many of us talk about Fab in comparison to the rest of young Gunz is like he is above human error(and criticism as well). Fab is gifted no doubt, but i know coaches who wouldn't put Fab on their bench- man, medicine and poison thing. He is creative but could do with certain other qualities.
Another thing is Body language says a lot. you look at Diaby and you know though He's not brightest customer He's trying the best within his "present" abilities to improve his game. Can any one honestly tell me they haven't seen an improvement in Diabys all round game so i can cast demons out of them ? .
Truth is body language says alot, and the last time i liked the language coming from Fabre's movement unconditionally was 2 seasons ago. Right now what my non existent Spanish can read out of him is, "It's time i best be heading home monsieur". Personally i don't know What's in those government sponsored clubs that all spanish players find so appealing ? Whether we like it or not Fab will soon be gone (i'm as sure of that as tomorrow's sunrise), and the sooner Diaby grows into what he'll inevitably become the better for us. All the size, skills and power, surely Diaby won't become a good player because He is already one. He can only become a great player .

Like It's any of your business missy ?

@Ibime , being a supporter of team belonging to the group categorized under "small team mentality" teams, i wouldn't expect you to know that Arsenal won the European fairs cup in 1970.
Go and check, Arsenal have never in any point become irrelevant in the English league winning a league title every decade since the 30s except in the 1960s.

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Them go free am go one of the following
Aro mental
Kirikiri
tompolo camp

Einstein was awoken by the smell of burning incense in his room. He opened his eyes and right in his room were two men clothed in black attires with masks and a sword latched to each back. From the way they stood motionless he knew this men were master swordsmen who could cut the proboscis of a mosquito with one swipe. Just behind stood an old Asian man with white hair and in a white apparel. His heart started to race, "could this man be the husband to one of those three giggling women i woke up with yester-morning ?".
Just then the old wise man in white began to speak, "i am sensay Hakibi Maroshi, of the Fuwojima dojo. I am here to give you enlightenment. Get prepared for destiny begins now"
Einstein was perplexed but still got his things together and ofcourse the CT and followed them jumping out the window though his room was on the 23rd floor of the hotel.

Well It's better Juve reserve the inevitable for Turin. On that day it'll be
Jaquintaaaaaaa
Trezegueeeeeeeee
Del Pierooooooo
Camoranesiiiiiiiii
and maybe not to be too one sided one o, it is Ribery

By the way happy Independence !! Yeepee !!! Celebration time ! !

I watched the "great" Dzeko and Graf lastnight and got to understand why Wolfsburg are considered a decent side.
I'm sure in the boss's mind, He's seeing Bendtner as a potential Dzeko. What are the chances monsieur ?

Sorry i mean to talk "cut una neck"