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Messi's b*%ch sidekick.
Any ways welcome home "IGWE" of onitsha

Man utd = beauty + beast ? [lie]

Man utd = ugly bull dog in british dog pound owned by pound keeper.
Arsenal > Classy French poodle from the high streets of paris beefed by pound keeper

You're sick people o . When i saw this thread topping the charts i thought Amigozilla was back. Well , adios amigos

Though we've played a game less than anyone around our vicinity,we thumped a whopping 24 goals past those goal tenders. Nearest to us with Liverpool with 22,
problem is we've conceded 10, 4 more than Chelsea, 2 more than Scums but interestingly less than Liverpool.
If only that defence can stay fit for most of the Season (so that Sylvest doesn't have to really earn his salary), i dont see how we can't push for thang.
Denilson should be playing by the time Song is in Angola, the transfer window should afford Wenger the opportunity shore up the defence that's doing badly at full strength. By february . . . .
*panting from talking excitedly*
cool down edoyad, everything will have It's time.

Dayo stop being a coward, come out and take your ass whooping. See even your friend Toba has come to comment on your glorious team, so why shouldn't you too. You are always the first to post on other threads when they draw or lose, so why are you avoiding your home.

^^ please don't ever call a civil servant a manager again

Those numbers on Diaby look impressive, though stats don't tell the half of it, you have to confess There's more to his game than meets the eye.
For all his improvement, he still has a lot to learn defensively- Song too.

@ topic
Yes i flirt so what ? I'm a beautiful chick and am well endowed in every area , do you think such a work of nature was put on this planet for just one person ? There're lots of sad lonely guys and I've just doing my bit to national development by keeping their minds busy. My boyfriend whose pix you see when you think you're checking me out loves me that way.

^^ bros abegi ! What scoring record ? Kano knocked out Al Ahly for christsake. Ahly can is without doubt the best African team, ever. I don't know why they self destructed but i'm sure if you investigate it will surely have something to do with pay and bonuses. As things stand now this fixture is already decided as i don't see the miracle kano can use to recover in the 2nd leg.
Cheers to Heartland . And to Kano, "wan de ya fi ka, ya fi ka " "person wey better pass you, better pass you"

two shiny government cadillacs pulled up in front of them. Six people all dressed in suits walked up to them and identified themselves as the FBI. Two of the agents,one male and female took them aside and then the male agent started to speak, " i'm Fox Moulder and she's my partner Scully, sorry for any inconveniences but we're investigating a mysterious occurence. . . . ."
As they spoke Einstein knew that if he was taken into captivity like he suspected he would by these agents investigating paranormal activities his mission would definitely be jeopardized. So in the fraction of a second his mind started to race as his heart rate too increased by 150%. He notices a biker on a kawasaki 500cc bike, the pendant on K's neck and the thought of the rules of taichi, all these in a nano second. Then with one swoop he grabs the pendant and then as he swerves takes down Moulder with a sweep of the legs then he starts to run toward the biker and when he was about 7 meters from the biker he leaps clear into the air somersaults and lands dislodging the biker. Before the agents could pull out their guns the Kawasaki was already attaining a speed of 146km/hr. Einstein was headed for the air-port and was now riding at 180km/hr and he didn't know why but linkinpark's "faint" from the Meteora album was playing in his head. As he sped on he could hear the Choppers flying around in search of him. He reached the airport 7mins later and headed straight for

^^ Mk2 how can you be so mean ? Kicking an opponent while He's down, hopeless, helpless, disconsolate and in complete anguish.
poor dayo this your run deep, run silent mode is scaring us on NL . Please surface your submarine so we can console you .

Dear Mr Debosky,

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WHERE HAVE ALL OUR CAPTAINS GONE ?

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You ask me how i can come on this most sacred of forum threads and voice out what i and many others(too chicken s**t to talk) suspect might be going
down this summer ?
It could be :
1. We've seen this trend develop before and we don't want to be the ones sulking while the whole world says, "see ! We told you so "
2. Patrick and Henry(CAPTAINS) are still active footballers, one is hopeless the other is Messi's b***h. If they're not enough reason for me to be wary and i don't know what is.
3. I've witnessed so much fantastic football recently that my outburst is a type of reaction to things actually going good for once .
But seriously gunners, this international break is usually when players return with all sorts of damages. I'm keeping my fingers crossed till after the break so we can know how strong we'll really be in the CRUCIAL December period. olä

So Fab gave three assists and scored a goal against a Blackburn team that played without CBs. What about the five he should have scored prior to that ? As long as He's an Arsenal player ofcourse it would be in his best interest to shine in easy matches so he can demand higher wages when finalising the agreement with Barca. Or did you all think CR7's fantastic final two seasons were 'going away presents' for a time well spent at Manchester ?
In this information age where things happen in nano seconds do y'all think There's a chance that someone in Fab's crew or family isn't in contact with that terrorist sympathizing club ? Continue living in lalah land till we make a huge profit from his departure and replace him with *i***.
My real joy though was watching Rosicky who i can't believe is still just 28, so we can still get over a half decade of top notch footie after everything ? The guy still plays like how i remember him from about 4 years ago. He plays like a happy 8 year old girl alone in a toy shop with all the toys at her disposal. How can so little feet bring so much delight ? It was worth the wait i tell ya.

How can you infidels waste your time with this match ? Switch to AIT and see how Heartland is dismembering kano in the champions league Semis

But What's wrong with Kano ? This is a team that knocked Al Ahly for Zeus's sake. They have just scored a 4th goal. 4-0

I swear i have just witnessed one of the most fantastic goals I have ever seen.
It was scored by heartland to take a commanding 3 - 0 lead over the Kano Pillars.
That goal was similar to Zidane's in the 2002 UCL final

Sorry for all the nasty things i said Fab. I'll hold my comments till next summer.
By the way wia them Muki ,Slim and all those other people sef ?

^^^ Let me rephrase that question. How many Chelsea youth players have begun their transition into first team action ? Let's say Cole and that Russian get injured, who can Ancelloti borrow from youth squad to deputise effectively ?

All these people looking for a link to watch the match , why ?
Come to mama Risi's bar and have a good time as you watch heheh

Van P is supposed to be experienced na. Needless card

Fabregas has got 3 assists. Incredible man !

Infact this scoring CB phenomenon is Arsenal's gift to footie

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Chelsea in the Last 5 seasons

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1. 2005 1st
2. 2006 1st
3. 2007 2nd
4. 2008 2nd
5. 2009 3rd
6. 2010 ___
7. 2011 ___
8. 2012 ___

please using the trend from numbers 1-5, fill in the gaps in 6-8. All questions carry equal marks.

^^ Dear Enemy, instead of you to ask me politely to help buy you some sweating bottles, your recourse is blackmail, predicting doom . Well it won't work.

madam, 2 bottles for all gunners only on my bill
*cheers all round*

This stupid PDP mentality that's becoming prevalent will get us no where. Is the USA not inhabited by two legged human beings like those in other parts of the world. So because It's the US their below par preparation should be given consideration over Rio. The best prepared city won and to be honest south America deserve the 2016 oly.
Pele was dazzling the world long before Obama or Michelle were born so Let's forget that star power thing. If you notice, the IOC members are usually middle aged and Pele would appeal more to them than the Obama's who are Facebook/ Nairaland generation idols.

^^ What nonsense ? If you don't understand bright future you'll get an inkling of it from Torres this evening.
Besides, another 47 years of waiting for your next EPL title should be lesson enough for you.
Go and check the records, since we won our first title in the 30's, Arsenal have never gone any decade without lifting the title save for the sixties.
We've already had our fair share for this decade but we still intend adding to those we've won with the team we've methodically assembled, But in your case, your aging squad(answer ritch boy's question on how many of your youth team players you know), combined with the Financial crunch that's causing the uber rich to spend more cautiously is a portent hanging over your sinking bridge.

Say amen one person. Yes, match mode switched on, all systems checked, and i say we good to go.
Hope that goat head's still hot and those bottles're still sweating ?

^^ So it actually speaks ? Strange specimen i say.

Then turning to Kate Einstein says "aww, doesn't he look so cute lying there on the floor". Kate who thought she didn't hear him well the first time said,"excuse me i didn't get you just said". "o nothing really", said Clark"i was just saying he looked sexy lying there on the floor with that brief case cuddled tight under his arms.". He then thought out aloud and mistakenly uttered "I wish i was the one you are cuddling so tightly Mr Arabian ".
Mean while Clark who having the time of his life a few tables away from them laughed so violently that some of the chicken he was eating got stuck in his windpipe and he stared to choke. He grabbed his neck with both arms and started to signal for water while he slowly lost conciousness.

Man U never get penalty yet ?

^^ Obrat , if i descend on your wandering rat nose eh !