₦airaland Forum

I will soon travel to village to check my rice farm.
Harvesting period is during December period though

I'm just imagine buying rice at costly rate here due to flood when I have rice farm in the villa.
Wish I can teleport myself now

Hmm

That's very bad
Let the guy face the law

TinubuPikin:
Dubai, North Korea, Saudi Arabia Russia...these countries doesn't want you to share their bad sides on Social media

Exactly what I was telling someone the other day

babajero:
The place and the market no get name?

I know say the girl dey stay for Warri but don't know the market she bought it sha.

OBTOREPA:
Must you guys post everything on Nairaland?

Nah girl she be nah
Girls don't joke with social media

mariahAngel:
Eze ndi ashi!
Ike I tu ashi o naghi a gwu gi?

If at all he will understand what you said else he will use translator. The man is an Ekiti person though

Bloooody:
If liverpool win this match
Let me die in my sleep this night

Don't wish dead for yourself for a mere football.
Don't please!

shortIGBOman:
Too cheap. This is worth 8k here in the EAST. Price of everything is too high here in the East. People are suffering here. Most families can't afford to buy foodstuffs.

Clown
Do you sleep and wake up with Igbo in your mind?
Nawa for you this boy

BABANGBALI:
Just make sure you do their DNA before you buy cows to celebrate






If u are dull, pls marry someone that is intelligent fa. Make all ur children assignments no come look like spiritual problems oh

No need to do DNA cus I believe he born the children through IVF

This one that flood has covered east west road how will student return back to school especially those coming from Bayelsa, warri and Edo side

Let them postponed the exam till flood stop jareh

This place trapped my guy right now. He is thinking of coming to our family house in yenagoa and stay. Goodluck Jonathan didn't find way and build good drainage in his local government after the years he spent as president.

dettolgel:
So it is that concoction you ate at omeife and council you call abacha. I am nwa 042 leave around Edinburgh but will never eat any of those things they sell in council or omeife.

Go to burial/wedding in one of those small obscure villages in Ezeagu and udi and eat abacha you will know how far.

Did you know that abacha is not only made from cassava? Go udi village make you know far.

You also know that there is abacha that is made from sliced fresh cassava (not the conventional way of slicing boiled cassave rather the cassava is sliced when raw and then boiled the sliced cassava)?

You said you are from Enugu where in Enugu?

Anyway I never eat Abacha for Udi/Ezeagu communities. Just the normal yeye Abacha I eat in our Nkanu communities

I'm from the same place with the next governor of Enugu State
That's Barr. Peter Mbah

GALAXY11:
bro which side in Enugu are you from?

Same place with Peter Mbah
The next governor of Enugu state

dettolgel:
Where have you eaten Abacha in Enugu? Give us names before we begin talk.

Oga Umunneochi LGA for Abịa state beat ezeagu/ụdị hands down for abacha. Abacha I ate when I visited nneato for traditional wedding beat the ones I have been eating at Obiagu here both at omeife and council.

N/b: I'm from Enugu state too

Blessedmercy8:
That's what we call it in my place. Ncha.

Are you from nneato?

Faber:
Orumba South(Anambra state) Umunneochi and Isikwuato (Abia state)

Na them get the most tasty and creamy abacha.

Enugu abacha is too dry and not much ingredient.

I don dey remember my days with my grandparents at villa, infact I must chop abacha today

You are right. Omoh I'm missing Umunneochi abacha.
The only people that prepare nice abacha in Enugu are ezeagu people. The rest are not serious especially my side.

Zonefree:
He didn't die cos he was separating fight. The proximate cause of his death is SIMPlicity.
A SIMP and his life are soon parted.

If there's any Life Assurance policy on his head, I'm 99.987% certain no Insurance company would indemnify his family. Insurance companies do not pay indemnity for a risk incurred through foolishness.


God rest his soul and forgive his SIMPle nature.

Kid spotted.
Don't worry when your wife is heavily down on pregnant and she plead you to do something for her you will say no to prove you are an alpha male

Mirasteel:
Like for Arsenal share for Liverpool.


Let's do this guys!

You carry this madness enter 2022

FromZeroToHero:
For you to be able to remember these things it means that you should be between 5years to 8years.

Mathematically find the mean of 5, 6,7 & 8.
(5+6+7+÷4 = 26÷4=6½ appropriately 7years.

So I will assume that you are 29years.

Yeah OP is 29 years, you can't tell me anything. Judging from what he wrote he is 29 clocking 30 soon.

Dunkjames5:
op what are you talking about?
I look 30 but am just 21.

That's opposite of me
I look 21 but 30
Unfortunately I'm getting older since this year as I started growing moustache and the thing is growing very fast before my eyes.

Solitechworld:
You mean you dont know tour age?

Yimu did you read the post article?

Ganjafama:
It's funny bro. 80% of kids between the ages of 4 to 6 that I have asked their ages gave me an accurate response. They know that a Christmas celebration means another year being added to their age. How come he can't guess or estimate his age?

How can he estimate his age when nobody tells him about his age? The parents and uncle that would have help him are late.

Stop reasoning from your ball sac.

This man can lie for goodness sake. Someone that once slapped a tiler at new governor's lodge Abakaliki due to the tiler mismanaged fund and bought inferior material. Since that day I see the man as an emperor just like Wike. Anyway I know the media will not carry such news but unfortunately I didn't have video evidence cus we are not allowed to make use of our phone there.
Stingy man that turned me and my colleagues to slave in his house at Uburu. I regretted ever working with this man in 2020. Wasted my lockdown for nothing

Trash

KikBuhari2Daura:
Notice how IPOB supporters behave violently a trait they have taken to labour party. Today it is Joke Silva and Olu Jacobs tomorrow it may be Citizens asking Obi about Fake Promises.

Obi's supporters dont have Monopoly of violence or intimidation.

Anyone supporting Peter Obi the blood of this Police officer slaughtered today is on your head
https://www.nairaland.com/7366187/unknown-gunmen-kidnap-police-officer

Those supporting Atiku and Shettima, won't the blood of army killed by bandits and Boko Haram be on their head also?
Yimu
Keep on defending rubbish. I wonder how you people play politics of sentiment and tribalism in this country. It baffles me alot how tribalism has eaten deep into many people's brain in this our country.
Tueh!

INDOMIE9090:
Yebo just dey collect wototo from their leaders

When this kerosene sharing governor contest tomorrow,you go see “go and verify”

So Umeahi is now kerosene sharing governor?
Wonderful
May be you are mistaken him to that fat pig at Abịa State (Ikpeazụ)

Lol that's not new though. I'm an eye witness watched Umeahi slapped a tiler at new governors lodge Abakaliki for mishandling the project he gave to him. This one is not hearsay cus I was there that fateful day in 2020.

Peterobiisathie:
2 less votes for Peter Pandora Obituary

What concern Peter Obi with this criminals that don't have PVC?
Let them rot in hell. I don't support crime/fraud even if my blood is the one involved.

LegendHero:
At least Yahaya Bello visited the flood victims, Peter Obituary the lunatic failed to visit over 600k people displaced in Anambla as we speak.

Even when the Obi guy tweeted about flood few days ago, he carefully skipped Anambra all in a bid to cover his ineptitude as past governor.

Imagine tweeting about other states while failing to mention Anambla flood. That’s exactly how he went to say to the North is the only unsecured place when IPOB terrorists shoot people at sight on flouting sit at home in his home state of Anambla.

I can see Obi's English is hard for you to comprehend? Didn't you see where he said and "other states" (in a layman's English). So because he mentioned part of North Central States where flood is happening he should also mention Anambra, Rivers state, Bayelsa State etc. to make you happy so that you will stop crying about his tweet?
Keep your bitterness about obi and stop playing politics of sentiment and tribalism.

Theboy21:
Palmpay will lock your phone if you refuse to payback

Which of the palmpay? The one I'm owing since January or another palmpay?

Anyway I'm a chronic loan defaulter and don't pay back any loan I collect since 2018.
They should do their worst

Ok. Good for him

Meanwhile, I'm truly Obidient

DollarBuddy:
Lol.. fes of all, OP, how old are you?

You Berra spend that money and pay back the 19k in 2wks or keep the money and add the 4k to pay back the 19k in 2 wks.

Failure to pay back in 2 wks, the kind of embarrassment wey you go collect from those guys hand ehn? All your phone contacts, even that fine babe wey you dey try toast for Whatsapp go finally know say you are a criminal or an HIV positive fellow.

All your phone contacts will hear of this, if you fail to do what is expected.

Loans sharks are so damn heartless, bro.

The bottom line is, just have it at the back of your mind that you are paying back the 19k in 2wks or else....hmmm!

Lol
Those message don't panic chronic debtor like me. I don't pay back loan to any loan companies in Nigeria since 2019 I started collecting loan. To the extent I'm owing Kuda since a year plus now and won't dare pay back. Those threatening messages don't move me again.
The only loan that will panic me is bank loan, just like when I collected loan from fcmb I quickly pay back before deadline. But you see all these loan sharks companies I don't give a middle finger to pay them back.

Though I stopped collecting loan since a year plus now, let me be focus on my job. Before the threatening messages ruin the relationship I have with my business partners.