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Just seeking attention

Well

I wouldn't mind seeing then get married.

Nice one from WAEC

In other news

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Briona:
[b]After the recently concluded WAEC, I have been at home doing Nothing. So I was wondering what a secondary school leaver can do that can fetch money in Nigeria? possible until my post UTME.

Please your opinion and comments is necessary.

There are loads of opportunities for you, especially online.

If you have access to good and cheap internet, you might consider freelancing with any kill you have, most probably, writing skills. Signup on websites like fiverr or upwork and get started with your writing profile.

If that sounds too complicated for you, you might go to webmaster section of Nairaland and open a thread making known your interest to be writer for blogs.

These aforementioned are basically underrated but tested and trusted means of making some income at the comfort of your home and even when you gain admission.

Also 'Teaching' might be a good consideration for you considering your academic level.

'Sales girl' isn't advisable at this point, because this will hardly add to your formal knowledge or augment your skills.

All these opinions are just based on my preferential picks and might differ from your or any other person's opinion.
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But no matter what you choose to do, make sure you are improving yourself in some ways so the time will not be wasted.

In case you might be interested, check out these posts

16 Surest Ways To Make Money As A Student

AND

How To Earn Extra Income As A Student

IRserveMyComent:
my dear most things i see here dont allow me reserve it again.

oya change ur monicker to iDontReserveMyComment

IRserveMyComent:
Mehn all these questions na wa o! Are you sure you read his post at all? If you did, did you see where he said his ex tested positive not long ago? If you actually saw that all these questions are uncalled for.

Reserve your comment jae

Scared??

What is your sexual risk history in terms of frequency and type of sexual behaviour?

Have you been involved in high-risk sexual practices such as vaginal or anal intercourse with more than one sex partner without the use of condoms?

In the case of anal sex, was it anal-receptive or anal-insertive sex?

Did you have sex with a sex worker (or prostitute) without a condom? Or is your sex partner HIV positive?

Are there any other risks involved? Are you an intravenous drug user, a prisoner who is exposed to rape or unprotected sex in prison, a migrant worker, a refugee or a sex worker? Have your been raped or coerced to have sex with another person? Do you have another sexually transmitted infection or tuberculosis?

Did you receive a blood transfusion or body products in a developing country where testing blood for HIV is not standard practice? Note: All blood supplies in South Africa are tested for HIV, and are very safe.

Have you been exposed to possibly non-sterile invasive procedures such as tattooing, piercing or traditional invasive procedures such as male or female circumcision and scarification for the application of medicines?

Have you been exposed to HIV-infected blood in the work situation? (E.g. injuries with large volumes of blood involved, or needlestick injuries.

Well stated @OP

Meanwhile

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tHanks

Thanks for this.

Getting your uestion right, you probably mean - What is the difference? Other than title and pay? What different responsibilities do they have, how knowledgeable/experienced are they? Basically what would you use to determine which one you (or someone else) should be?

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Entry-level jobs which are targeted at college graduates often offer a higher salary. These positions are more likely to require specific skills and knowledge. Most entry-level jobs offered to college graduates are full-time permanent positions.

Whereas, executives might just be a title that is over-used. As I know, executives are the employees who could become a manager or director in the future.

This is serious

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crackhouse:
I can see u don't know what to type because u want to make front page u just type Lol

now you can check the post again, then decide who is more wise...

faithbaby68:
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Boy what's your problem? Why spamming every thread with this picture scam of yours Lalasticlala dis dude deserves some years of ban pls

Original post >>> http://eduregard.com.ng/hilarious-nigerian-musicians-and-the-kind-of-students-they-would-have-been/

Also see the reply of his PR below

Following a previous thread that made it to FP today, concerning Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been.

Nairalanders took to Twitter to tag these musicians with their captions.

YBNL Viktoh, who is said to be no longer signed under the label now though, even though was captioned with a very strong sentence that reads "If Viktoh was a student, he would have been one Chronic Failer, so dumb and scores zero in every exam", that statement can make someone else go underground, crying heavily for days, he replied the tweet saying "Atleast y'all still know my name"...

See screenshot below....

Isn't he right? We are all claiming he is a failure but 80% of us know him, atleast, who knows Segeroge?? He is also a musician somewhere in Lagos... So maybe we should keep shut concerning Viktoh??

Adamsdelrio:
What about Wande Coal, Dammy Crane, Faze and Kelly Handsome?

lol...are dey Nigerian artistes??

fortunechy:
if only u can utilize diz semi talent to more n usefull fins.

lmfao...like??

Reeberry:
REMINISCE part got me cracking.

lol

Daliano:
And the school's name would be

Standard school of commotion and flexing..

lol

pricelessngel:
Hehehehehe Oppppppppp. You are wicked. What did brother Timaya do to you nah? LWKMD.

lol

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More Updates Based On User Picks

[b]ASA - Very brilliant and modest girl who many don't appreciate

Ice Prince - That student that doesn't mind spending his school fees on snapbacks. He is d best dressed student in class and always on jacket even during summer.

Jesse Jagz - That pimpled guy in class, not so brilliant, not so dull, guys mock him and ladies don't like him, he is always sitting at d back in class, forming gangsta.

Falz - One confused village boy, always speaking rubbish grammar in school but still passes English language exams.

VIC O - The most hated student in the school, yet he doesn't send anyone, he goes about failing and factorising pride outnof his failures.

AIRFORCE1 - That student that goes about bragging at the end of every exam, he collects 5 extra sheets for every exam but hardly hit average when results are out

BLAQBONEZ - He goes about dissing senior students and teachers, then blames his failure on the fact that he's yet to get a sponsor.

CYNTHIA MORGAN - That strange female, always sitting at d back with boiz and smoke with during breaks, has no female friend.

SKIBII - That cunning student that pretends to faint once the teacher tears him a stroke of cane.

Ruggedman: One of those persons ought to be chairman of old students association but still in school forming baba Isale.

Adekunle Gold: Always speaking Vernacular to impress girl and likes to bring old answers from seniors to cheat and pass exam! E.g omolade, Sade.

Blackface: that poor students that claims to be the most brilliant but always at the bottom of the class.

Faze: That brilliant student that everyone once loved but his step-mum and the witches in his village brought him down.

Black magic: the most dirty and ugly student in class.

Special Ed: sleeps a lot in class and is the first to go to canteen.

Chidinmma: Shortest girl in class, always passing her boundary and moves with the baddest guys.[/b]

[size=15pt]Now tagging these musicians on Twitter - Follow for updates @eduregard

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Also see Viktoh_YBNL's reply to this >>> https://www.nairaland.com/3076833/ybnl-viktoh-replies-how-nigerian
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Okay now, let’s take a look at some of our musicians in the music industry and judge, with their ways of life, the kind of students they would have made in school.

TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and beatboxer in the class.

KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but handsome kid that senior girls take as school son.

REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took the first position by surprise within some months.

OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position.

MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in school and had the highest score, now all eyes on him.

P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always causing trouble in the class.

B-RED - Has all the textbooks in d world, has d opportunity to see question papers before exams, most comfortable boy in class, but still ends up carrying last after term exams.

DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class room everyday

PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to school once & never showed up again.

YCEE – One of those thugs that sit in the back inside class discussing which girl to toast next.

WIZKID – So obsessed to girls in the class, almost all girls are crushing on him.

VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he shows up in school once in a month.

SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and gold accessories to school but wouldn’t be able to afford snacks during break.

MI – The genius that’s always excelling in english subjects, he motivates people to pass.

DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a lot, always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a bully.

ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but bags awards for the school.

KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the chalkboard.

TIWA SAVAGE – Bad LovePeddler and twerks in front of the class even though she has a boyfriend in the other class.

TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for. Always busy with his dancing crew and never comes for classes.

PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and caught almost everyday smoking weed inside school farm.

YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that his always looking for boys.

SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes, but has a sharp mouth.

REMINISCE – One of the most wanted gangstars in the class. Always talking about broken bottles but never broke one.

VIKTOH – Just one chronic failer, so dumb gets zero in every exam.

BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly passes examinations.

SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even though he moves with the biggest and most brilliant boys.

KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very brilliant guy in the class.

FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to d sports field everyday with guitar to sing loudly to himself.

CHINKO – Just one disturbed noisemaker but always passing exams without reading.

IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows his chest to impress girls.


EVA – The lesbian and has a knife in her schoolbag, no girl messes with her.

TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to speak.

LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but very vulgar and hell of a late comer.

D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he knows it all & never bring books to class.

9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer and likes to fantasize, wants to join school politics and becomes senior prefect boy is school 1.

DIJA – one spoilt brat, small girl & always rude to her seniors, very disrespectful.

ADEKUNLE GOLD – The shy and quiet guy, has a crush on a girl but can’t speak to her.

PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be heard when talking

YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study books, very unserious and unstable, but has better grades than the serious ones.

2FACE : The teacher that impregnated most of all d students……

Don’t stop the fun, share and contribute!

Source : http://eduregard.com.ng/hilarious-nigerian-musicians-and-the-kind-of-students-they-would-have-been/