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Should they? Abeg, this oil issue no concern me. My newly purchased bicycle enter house yesterday.

Another child on Nairaland kicked the bucket. Life continues.

35K for a medical checkup. Many of the children here can afford it. They will rather spend the money on beer, data, catfish and oloshos. I dey fold arms look una. One health check is enough to carry you for a year. Two, if you don’t have funds for another.

Marry your own wife and run the household however you want.

Ntorr to jambites and final year children on Nairaland. The only third year students who care are medical ones based on qualification exams.

MrCork:
Shaaaaarap there...are u gointo maary yor mother. Is she gonno giv u pusssssy? Why the heck are u people actin like childrens? Please apply brain please. Your mother need tonfind her own man. U must put yor woman first..pirrriod!!(no ofencse)

…but why are you gay, sir? No offenccee.

This menstrual cycle advert on Nairaland, couldn’t they get a fully clothed woman for it? See as my “this thing” keeps pulsating every time I come across it. Sex sells, yes, but what is the point when the product is a female one?

The pikin no get papa, abi he was a modified clone of hers? Independent woman don kpai pikin. She will carry this regret for the rest of her life.

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See the hungry thing, sef. Twenty-six years don sure for am. Is it that nobody knew first aid in the locale? Pressure on his neck at the time would reduce her sentence to eight or twelve years. Humans take a while to die from stab wounds.

Too expensive. Not enough games to justify the price. An unnoticeable step in technological prowess. Surely, zero 8K playback which was promised in the first iteration.

I dey fold arms look you.

Akata, likely killed by akatas. Who swear for them die long ago. Their matter no get solution.

You go adjust this fiction tire.

A fireman’s carry balances the weight on your skeleton. As such, someone with a decent strength base can lift and (sometimes) squat 1.5x their size.

Time to chop some of that Fast And The Furious money. ROFLMAO. He should act quick and resolve the issue before Vin Diesel decides that his character, Roman, becomes the sole casualty of part X’s plane crash.

Yoruba boy wey no know amala na Yoruba swallow, is that one a Yoruba boy?

Good. Now go and sin no more.

Okay.

All you Nairaland lokitos will always disgrace the country. Put some respect on that woman’s name. That is #BBASheila. If you don’t know, ask around.

Attention seeking. It’s like children in this forum actively seek these kinds of reports to post here.

Bimpe, I’m a fan? If I slap your small mouth there.

It should shock me? Those are standard prices.

Na inflation cause am? Them dey pluck the money?

Disney don already store him voice for database. Any Darth Vader voice performance since he turned 80+ was AI generated. I knew he wouldn’t reach 100 years old. Life don complete after 82.

Watch the mouse try to release a Star Wars product trying to nudge fans to spend using nostalgia.

Consume. Buy a device that’s 10% faster than its predecessor. “Don’t fix what isn’t broken,” yet they’ll run from pillar to post to ensure they purchase this minor step in technology.

The problem is?

Did he turn the other cheek? If he didn’t, he’s a fake.

People die every day. Next.

Darwin Awards recipient number 8,000,000,002.

Wetin concern Eyes Of Lagos with Port Harcourt?

Bimpe, I’m a fan now? Chai, see insult!