₦airaland Forum

handsomeyitayo:
Guy wise up no lady will ever come to you to chat you up coz they are all pretenders but you know say Nigerian ladies are different , the only thing they understand is money... tell them say you need a lady that will chat you up and benefits is attached. they will storm your DM... but lots of ladies are on the street of abuja... if you get packaging you go knack tire....this generations ladies are something else.. dont expect ladies here on niaraland ooooo,you are OYO... Ladies dont expose themselves that they are cheap...so my guy go street you go see them even for shoping mall..... walk up to them and initiate conversation... nigerian ladies will not come to you unless you got money..

Woman no dey Nairaland and fine girl surely no dey Nairaland.

Ogun already has firms into this. If anything, oyibo wan tap into our expertise. They also wan use the appeal of japa collect all the bright minds in the business. The white man is cunning. He taught Africans corruption.

Every thing causes cancer. Life or death is a struggle we deal with every day of our existence. Going to bed at night is a victory. We never know if we’ll rise to see the next day.

Was he part of Hezbollah too? I’m beginning to believe the explosions were devices reaching their end of life. The media is fond of sensationalizing otherwise ordinary events. Poor civilians labeled terrorists by the Jewish media. Tufia! Whoever controls information controls power at the end of the day.

These moderators have low standards.

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Wetin do am?

Rubbish.

sweetkev:
Music age. He is more than 49

Okay. What I expected from Nairaland.

Only one person? I am disappointed. I was expecting at least eight people to claim he was older. People really don comot from this forum. It’s good to see it has become worthless over the years.

This will hit front page. I will type a proper comment after those who watched the video start posting.

Eh ehn. I wonder how many nights of prayer and fasting conjured this device.

Good. A year or two of juvie should straighten his mind.

A troll from 4chan ventures out of its natural habitat.

1973KC:
Wondering how safe it would be for a group of white women to travel to Nigeria. Is it just a bad idea and invites the wrong type of attention? What are the chances we can be out at night safely? Are there parts of the country to avoid? Thank you for your thoughts.

Nicepoker:
Is Toto sucking a healthy lifestyle?

JAMB question.

Bullshit. Animals do the same and we don’t hear of them catching throat cancer. Some people will always be unlucky with cancer. They can live the most healthy life and still catch the disease. The majority of cancers suffered in developed nations are linked to lifestyle.

DaddyCoool:
Mumụ everything no be skit. See my post above

E dey pain you say na skit? Eya. Drink water, you’ll feel better.

Every thing in this Nairaland is now a made up story or internet skit. This place really degraded over the years. Nigerian university students have become stupid and it reflects here as well.

Apologies don’t mean anything. He delivered a proper beating to the man. His apology would take twenty minutes at most. The pastor’s injuries would last at least three days. Portable win. One thing I’ve noticed is he takes drugs, acts a fool then regrets when he gets sober.

Easy work. They had Mossad agents in their ranks as spies. Those agents told them to abandon mobile phones due to their security vulnerability. One of the spies was given the contract to supply pagers. Rigged pagers were provided. Jump from that to this event. Not 007 level of espionage but espionage all the same. Colour me impressed.

some got their balls blown off

Ishilove approves.

All these small boys worrying themselves over women. You go enter market, last last.

Congratulations to her. Let’s hope her career doesn’t slowly die from this.

Achigoxtech:
Please support Ozee

Noted.

Who should I support: Ozee (or Ocee), Onyeka or Kassia? Victoria would have made the list, but she has many supporters. My vote would be a drop in an ocean. Remember Nengi and TBoss who cruised to the final based on light skin priviledge? It didn’t work for Maria and Venita because those two were unlikeable.

Wordsfrombimpe:
Lmao

Mscheew.

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I thought Micheal would live to 75, but life had other plans. I don’t care for the other members. I never knew them.

Since I was 20, this man has celebrated 80+ years. I’m almost 2 years past my 50s and he aged less than a decade? Ha, make we dey fear God small. I know very well no be me make mistake for the figures.

Oshokhai69:
I’ve watched a couple of Ozee’s movies and he’s a very bad actor. What he has over many of these housemates is wisdom that comes with age. Do you not expect a man of almost 40 to be wise? He’s seen a lot more in his life than Sooj has at 23.

If Ozee was all that you say he is when he was 23, he would not be in big brother today at almost 40.

Na to tie those crooked fingers which you use to constantly type insults. All you born in 2010 children are quick to show yourselves. Very disrespectful human being.

All of a sudden, Ozee is everyone’s favourite. Una funny for this forum, I no go lie.

stephenponti:
Just for comparison. I was just amazed that MTN 5G could have a downlink of above 400 megabyte, that means I can download 1 gig file in less than 10 seconds.

Run am make we see. Mine is 4G due to lack of infrastructure. What I receive on the regular is 48mbps downloads with 28mbps uploads.

Meanwhile, Lolu is gisting people about his twenty Naira story, Erica is begging Kiddwaya to reconnect and Praise is bragging about a three_some with two married women.