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Anybody wey no reason solar never ready for life. NEPA come my house last month confuse why I no dey pay bills again. Their brains still dey analog, meanwhile I enter digital years ago.

Yes. Never do it again.

Same old “twist.” Yawn. Abeg, bring something fresh or go on a three-year hiatus.

airsaylongcome:
Go to Lekki on a Sunday morning. Specifically, go to Ebeano Supermarket on Admiralty Way near Brassaars Mall. Come back and thank me later

As I no dey Lagos, nko?

CorrectionFLuid:
If you've attended any weddings, practically all the asoebi are wearing butt pads sewn into their costumes.

I have not seen. I will keep an eye out.

Backward human beings. They hardly type English here. Thank God they are not the only ethnic group in this country.

It’s what they normally do. That’s the endgame for Africans that way. Some come back, try their hands in establishing a business and then run back to the US from political frustration. I wish him luck. He’ll need lots of it.

He’s not an African politician and the average oyibo person has too much on his/her mind based on trying to make ends meet. Their culture also discourages begging so only the laziest of them will ask for a handout.

That is surely Ghana. A Nigerian man will touch or smack it. Simba at 42 is still fooling herself in Africa. She’s a freelance stripper and has serviced Yahoo boys continent-wide. Life must be hard in Yankee for her to remain in Africa, jumping from hotel to hotel. She likely has zero profitable skills past the snail between her thighs and a fake booty.

In my multiple decades of life, I’ve seen only two women wear butt pads. I’ve seen about five BBLs up-close. The internet brings all the people celebrating superficiality together. It’s not so in the real world.

StillDtruth:
Atheists will always call madness, fashion

Market no dey atheists vs believers again. Look for something else.

It’s a normal thing in Sango Ota. You no dey comot house? Boys there wear waist and leg beads also. No loud your lokito ways for this forum, abeg.

I no understand the thing. All I saw was “oti, o ti, oti,” na him I lose interest. Speak English next time.

I will not watch a video which will add nothing to my existence.

Wait, a Nairaland mongrel achieved something in life? I do not believe it! Sha, one victory does not mean shared success for hundreds of slackers. Na still lokitos full here who’ll never be anything in life. As for whatever his name is, he should have a medical check after this. Such exertion is bad, especially for an out of shape human.

That’s how most 25 year old Nigerian women look. Eba, semo, poundy and tuwo will never allow them be great.

After searching the internet, no, she isn’t built like that. I think she’s undergone surgery. She’ll be there soon because she doesn’t exercise.

Why learn it when we can pray for God to drop brand new aeroplanes out of the sky? Faith the size of a mustard seed can move mountains.

Once they’re caught committing crimes, they are quick to claim the involvement of Nigerians. See as our people don disgrace themselves sotey them be cannon fodder for petty criminals. It is well. She should enjoy her time in prison. She was looking for a trick. The government answered her call. Free meals daily for at least a year.

Lol. Some people weren't raised properly. I remember one suya aboki who gave "test" to me then wrestled it out of my hand when I complained about the price. I didn't buy it again. I lost all interest from what he did.

Change your environment.

Oloki:
Thanks for exposing them. Is not everything online we should believe.

People always believe anything because their lives are boring. That is why the most sensational news, fake or real, make headlines.

budaatum:
Definitely fake news, as it is not illegal to impregnate a wife and a wife's mother and wife's sister unless he raped them, which is not what the report says.

I just tire for the matter. If one searches Google, only African copy paste sites would have it listed. We should do better. Many amateurs who broadcast news in our continent have no business with the profession.

"Man shall not live on every word that comes from the mouth of God, but also on swallow."

These ones are hungry boys. They're making noise. No point investigating the matter. See how weak they look. These ones don't eat swallow other than tuwo. To chew food sef go tire them.

The charms should help them in catching 9 - 5s instead. Yahoo money doesn't last and one wastes it on drinks, hotel bills and women.

Juicy, but her face.

Shoot the money to my account for no reason.

The women in the story change every time I see the report. Fake news.

Na solar sure pass.

All those backbenchers in school eventually became mongrels on Nairaland. Such a sad case. See this example. They didn’t read the topic yet throw their stupid opinions into the void.

Old story.

Bimpe, let’s fornicate.