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Giel:
I can't see this alone
I don laugh tire

Even the way kassia was looking at her friend
or she was sleeping??
Kassia's party wear looks cute sha

Lemme leave this here, its getting started 😂😂 Onyxtars we feast 😂

Movie titled “ THE STRUGGLE OF A DESPERATE CHICK”.

Watch and leave your comments below 👇. #BBNaija #OnyekaAnitaChigbo pic.twitter.com/UKwiQKS1nZ

— Näna Ekua 💕🧚‍♀️ (@Nana_Ekua13) September 15, 2024

He’s the taller one. My cousin don enter one chance. ROFLMAO. No wonder she wan die for him matter.

It’s no different from toasting women. If you preach to twenty people, one or three may decide to visit your church out of curiosity. Back in my school days, I used to visit because once I promise a person to do something, I mainly fulfill it. The one I never understood was ten pastors, each with their own born again protocol which included praying over somebody. One does it for you, declares you born again. The next pastor comes, you tell him you’re already born again. He dismisses the last pastor’s ritual and performs his own “born again” prayer. Such happens until you get born again twenty times in nine days.

He should come let’s try the experiment again. I believe only things I see.

Start with the sums the apps can give. You dey fear?

Wetin you wan use am do?

After-party drama. Kayode must be proud. Conji is not your mate. Is it not the same Victoria who claimed not to like Ozee but was all over him? Is Ozee the twin who was nominated? Maybe he’s trying to entertain before the inevitable by 7 p.m.

When I say you children lack social skills, you start trolling me out of insecurity. Somebody called Ozee kiss-and-tell. If he doesn’t tell his twin brother about a situation, who should he tell again?

Bimpe, you have to appease me with a sensual dance video. Food never touch my mouth for two days since you degraded me to a worthless fan.

Victoria spoke more than twenty words yesterday? Wonderful.

Fibre optic. You hold cash? Try Starlink if that isn’t available.

AfeezShomorin:
Where is she?

I dey fold arms look you.

Na dollar account win am, last last.

Ishilove is here.

Unserious topic.

She should get a sugar daddy. Being independent is not hard if one has no children.

We will see more of these sort of reports. Things are hard. People who were beggars before have resorted to being everybody’s burden.

He deserves the sentence. Our country lost a non-indigenous gem.

No specific price posted. Which half baked moderator pushed this to the front page?

Please, ensure you take care of your ears while enjoying any of the listed. I use headphones at 20% volume because my hearing has no replacement. People have gotten deaf overtime from loud equipment. Don’t be a statistic.

I’ll refuse. Money I can make in less than four years. No way.

Is he the one who died while saving people?

Preek, toto, preek, toto. So much noise made over an eight-minute activity. Rubbish!

Quicker returns than ploughing fields. No wonder the act is lucrative for illiterates.

Good on her.

They were gotten from Nigeria. Fucking dummy. Does he think Kosi, Leketso, Sepumi and Thandiwe were names the white man made up for animals? Oyibo dey honour your country, you dey see am as insult.

Her stolen husband don knack dirty olosho. She’s there consoling herself.

Bimpe called me a fan. I still haven’t recovered from this insult!

Students sleep with lecturers

If this isn’t listed, the report isn’t fit for Nairaland’s front page. One would think citizens are exposed enough to disregard sex being an issue. No, mongrels here and in the real world prove me wrong every time. Consensual sex is not a crime. Fornication is not a sin. Your gods do not exist. Humans were created to knack once they hit puberty. Copulation brought every human being to existence.

No need to create African variants of the usual Caucasian heroes. We have a lot of African stories our artists can draw from. I remember a Lagos-based (abi Warri-based) youth who made comics featuring Sango, the god of thunder. They were original and refreshing to consume. I remember being a child, reading some comics featuring super-powered Lagosians trying to make the best of surviving the city’s madness. It was fun. The characters wore regular attires instead of uniforms.

It looks like the decision paid off. Many men did the same. It went well for some and didn’t work so well for others. Olosho at the end of the day na woman. I remember one complaining about her boyfriend to me once. I found it funny.

Let him learn from the eventual punishment. He’s too young to act stupid.