₦airaland Forum

All these boys hiding under female usernames.

Amykim:
If you no dey wet as a lady during mekwe then what's the essence of the intercourse?

Now let me put this out here for the queens struggling with natural lubrication during intimacy..

The first step is just a simple exercise... Tighten your pelvic floor muscles as though you're trying to hold urine from flowing.. hold for 2 seconds, release (repeat 3 to 5 times) then hold again for 10 seconds, release and finally 30 seconds, release. Do this a few minutes before intimacy or even during pre-intimacy with your partner (for those that pre-intimacy doesn't work for) and thank me later.

You're welcome😌

I tried to read, I tire. Nigerian dailies don’t know there are a million things dragging for the attention of human beings these days. Let me return to X (autocorrect should title it Twitter) for short form content.

All these Indian countries not named India all look the same to me.

Mirasteel:
That's Nepal not Sri Lanka

Na so we see am.

tishbite41:


So, na Dangote get 'water water nyash'?

“Gold plated” is literally in the name. Nairaland is full of illiterates, abeg. Let me leave them to their folly.

I hope you’re not the one. If so, your parents require a refund of all the tuition fees paid since nursery school.

odekunlemi:
I just wished to share with you that I’m in my 4th year in law college ( he mentioned the name of the university) university and also the law student society chief of staff sir also the social director for the law student association Nigeria (LAWSAN) social director and other executive post that I have held while chasing my law degree
You might be wondering why I’m telling you all this sir
Well if you don’t forget you were once part of the teachers who used to look down on me because of how I did in secondary school but all that made me boost myself up and become all I am today
Sir out of everyone who you thought in my set in secondary school and we all planned on chasing the law degree we are just 3 who is actually chasing the law degree and I know you would have never thought of me on the law career line well this is just a message to you sir that please stop looking down on people and judge people because of the way they act I dressed up and looked good when I was in school but all you said was that all I know meanwhile you keep pushing the rest take this as a good message and not a bad one and also be mindful of the way you treat people
Have a very beautiful life sir I wish you all the best in life as it’s moving forward

This is how one easily recognizes those browsing with Operamini. ROFLMAO.

helinues:
I just noticed the empty blank space on Nairaland page.

That space can still fit at least 4-5 adverts with an average banner.

Infact, the adverts at up can be premium while the one below average

Last I remember, the Gen Z population of the country were protesting against the government. Watch how a coup will materialize. Some African countries have denied the US access to operations in the past. Their governments were replaced via coups to puppets of the west.

Northerners consume milk. Everywhere else consume creamers. Let’s see what will come out of this agreement. It will likely have something to do with exports.

Irag? Must be a new country. Nairaland on the beat.

“Shake that water water nyash.”

He can do so and more. Only him, providing about five African nations with petroleum. He can set any price he wants. The refinery he banked on finally paid off. Let NNPC continue fooling itself. It depends on export. NNPC is as helpless as fellow Nigerians.

You children have asked this question since 2005 when Nairaland created a politics section. It is 2026 and you’re still asking. Dey there make pant wear you.

nairavsdollars:
Yes, President Bola Tinubu is back from his 'historic' visit to the United Kingdom. The major highlight of the visit is the signing of a migration agreement with the United Kingdom.

Of what benefit is this trip to the average Nigerian who is unemployed, faced with insecurity, no light, high petrol cost and others?

AI. Thunder will fire you children. I blame Seun for all this nonsense.

OGOLMEKZ95:
About the 12yrs old girl who gave birth to 3 triplets ❤️❤️❤️ Every child coming to the world has a mother somewhere on earth who is going to give birth to him/her this is exactly what I saw here I'm not congratulating the man who got her pregnant neither I'm I siding her for getting pregnant at early age but the deeds is done and there is no way to go about rather to say congratulations
I have seen a lot of háte comments more than congratulations which is not fair because While some people may cr¡tic¡ze her due to her young age—questioning how a twelve-year-old girl could give birth, and in this case to triplets—others will offer their congratulations. However, it is important to recognize that life brings different experiences to everyone. Those who choose to cr¡tic¡ze her may do so simply because they have not faced a similar situation themselves.
In circumstances like this, the most compassionate response is to congratulate her. Everything that happens has its purpose, and what occurred was part of a God's plan. Therefore, I kindly ask that we celebrate her and her newborn babies.
Wishing you all a blessed New Week.
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Saw this 👆 on facebook, decided to bring it over to the table. So brothers, what’s your say here?

If everybody in these groups is a top commander, who then are their foot soldiers?

Buthelezi was crying yesterday that his threads weren’t hitting front page anymore. He’s changed his mind regarding leaving.

All these internet lies to earn Elon Musk’s money. Nothing materializes out of thin air. If her tubes were tied or removed, she would not get pregnant. Either she’s lying — which is the case here — or the doctor lied to her, which I don’t believe.

kingjayzeelan07:
A shocking pregnancy story has gone viral on X after a lady revealed that she became pregnant despite having both her fallopian tubes completely removed.

The lady, identified as @Bongyluazieyon on X, shared that in May of last year, she underwent a full removal of her fallopian tubes not just tied, clipped, or burnt. She added that she even had pathology reports and post-op imaging to confirm the procedure.

Despite all that, she has just found out she’s six weeks pregnant, leaving her in total shock.

She wrote:

“I’m about to crash out. I got BOTH MY TUBES REMOVED May of last year. Not tied, clipped, or burnt. REMOVED. Got the pathology report on my tubes and imaging at the post-op to confirm. NO TUBES. I just found out this morning I’m 6 mf weeks pregnant.”

Reactions Online

In response, [b]@ntsako_tebu_ [/b]commented:

“When Jesus say yes, nobody can say no.”

She reacted: “Jesus failed me.”

The post has since sparked intense reactions online, with users debating medical possibilities.

Many are questioning how such a pregnancy could occur, while others see it as a miraculous event.

It doesn’t negate the fact that cocoa will be needed in excess quantities.

ezewealth:
The main ingredient in Ovaltine is barley grains not cocoa. That is why it is called malted drink

Okay, where is the thread that I should toast you in?

It didn’t happen. Nairaland’s fake news. Thank God for ChatGPT.

Vision101:
Cadbury packed up? Show evidence please.

Another pointless thread for the handful of millennials here to massage their egos. Una time don pass. Many of una don turn grandparents. If you never marry, shame on you.

We have more than abundant petroleum. That will not be an issue especially since the UK is financing operations.

Didi2d:
The


Power supply is a major issue o

La click, la blue film.

Cultism has penetrated into secondary schools. This became the norm around the mid 2000s. Normal bullying involves physical punishment. Excessive force like the acts displayed in those videos are the result of cult wars.

TRAYCIEE:
Sometime last week, a disturbing video from Igbinedion Education Centre, Benin City, showed students stomping, hitting, and dragging a younger classmate while others filmed or stood by. 😔

Bullying in Nigerian schools isn’t new, but incidents like this show just how normalized it’s become — from “kids being kids” to elite privilege shielding offenders. Social media exposes it, yet accountability rarely follows.

When will we stop shrugging off violence and start protecting our children?

Rather than the people to put heads together to remove that tree, they will fold their arms and wait for the government. Something is wrong with black people. The world over, the same “disease.”

My Bimpe, I need you in my life.

What does frustrating the masses gain the government? This zoo, sha.

If she had a bicycle, she wouldn’t look physically sloppy.

Excellence. The only athlete who can make me watch the children’s game.

Oyibos do not age well on a normal. Charles come get cancer join. The man will be gone in less than twenty years. His son, William, would continue these shenanigans with the president of the time.

Stroke their egos and rob them blind. The English have not changed tactic in centuries.

Until troops are put on the ground, I will never take this “war” serious.

Yoruba boys and baby hippos is a love story as old as time.

We have cocoa. No shock there. Didn’t Cadbury pack up shop and leave not long ago? Sha, maybe it’s a decade of operation they’re looking at. Exporting to francophone nations would not hurt.