₦airaland Forum

Nairaland has always been trash since I came here first in 2010. You likely outgrew the topics. I know I long did. The only sections keeping the forum afloat are politics and romance. If posters stop engaging there, this forum will die in two days — probably less.

Blingblings:
My post wasn't meant for your likes. People that know the quality of posts that used to be on NL front page understood my pain point. Don't expose your ignorance by trying to sound woke.

I will post my picture when Kobojunkie starts.

LIVINGICONREBOR:
meobizy, no dey blow lie. Your pics would do justice to your blabbing.🥱🥱

Our government does not play with resources. You call kill a million human beings. They will only tag you a terrorist and promote your name in the media if you hide. Touch our oil wells — in this case, a mine of sorts — and our thieves in power will chase you to your village and even a foreign country.

The average human knows that people are superficial. He is in a position where he never needed to ask or observe; it was shown to him daily. Women are the number one culprit who made him feel less than human. Their whole existence centres on appearance and killing men’s confidence.

His skin cells are turniniown. Can’t whatever it is be burned off with a laser? It reminds me of skin tags which are a minor inconvenience. Na him do himself by appearing online. Life in the real world is hard already, he decided to add the opinions of trolls to diminish his self confidence further.

Since when did this boy become a hot cake? I tire for how anyone can get internet famous these days. We spend too much time on our electronic devices.

Gossip.

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My own case is looking four years younger than my age due to zero responsibility. I enjoy everything I make and it shows in my appearance. Leeches with axe wounds can sense my peace of mind and want to latch on. I’m not doing.

2012. “Donated” is the word.

Bimpe, I will hire you as a housemaid.

Bimpe, I need you in my life.

Believe Drake spends his personal money on gambling and I will give you Tiwa Savage, Mercy Eke and Toke Makinwa for a “party.”

“Go and birth a child.”

“Go and marry.”

“You’re doing well for your self. Become responsible by bringing someone into your life.”

“Why aren’t you married? You are mature enough.”

All those many advices, I do not listen. I will marry and birth children when I feel the need. You fell for the words of people who give guidance while their lives are in ruin. Enjoy the consequences. Just know you and the woman are tied for the next eighteen years, if not more. Before you impregnated her, I knew you wouldn’t listen to any advice regarding using a condom. You’ve learned by force.

Dregs:
We should be careful with whom we choose to have a child with, get married to, and spend our lives with in this period.

To be honest, I don’t buy into the idea of growing distance between me and my child, nor with her mother, who has been the worst-case scenario in my life. I do my best to provide for my daughter’s needs, but recently she got sick and her mother has been dealing with the situation alone—caring for the child—while I provide the finances. It hasn’t been easy on my end either.

With all this happening, she is disrespecting me and building resentment, as if I’m happy with our current situation. I’m working hard to bring my child closer to me, but her mom being in the picture makes it a long and difficult process. I didn’t get it right with this one, and I feel like I shot myself in the foot by going with the “baby mama” approach as a way to have a child.

Man, it’s one of my biggest mistakes. I’d rather wait a long time and be well settled in life than follow that path for raising a child.

Sometimes I don’t blame men who choose that lifestyle, because women these days often don’t honor their men or respect the sacrifices we make to keep the family happy. I love my child, and I hate to see her upbringing go this way.

Yankee dey collect anyhow for this Iran war. Funny enough, they’re hiding the true numbers of fallen. I thought only third world corrupt nations engaged in that.

Anything foam is man-made and likely toxic. People will surely die over the matter. Personnel in industries are trained routinely regarding materials safety. The average John on the street has no idea what he should investigate and what to avoid.

BBL baddies. I don’t watch nonsense.

I thought it was another thread about that clay pot. I no know if them use that thing swear for una.

If Em was in prison, the man wouldn’t care. It’s good he never tried to reconnect. There was nothing there to begin with.

Is she not married to Churchill? Is that how she maintains her financial end of their marriage? All these actresses and politicians, sef.

Argue with Kobojunkie. I’ve said my own.

Samuels90:
you pray we find out he committed a crime, and that was why he was killed. Are you sure that is your actual thoughts or you typed wrong?

Somebody is moving your institution forward and you choose to kill him. Is the black man cursed? You children claiming to be better can do the same. You don’t have a reason to yet. I pray we find out that he robbed or raped someone. I do not want to believe he was targeted for being a foreigner.

…only? Some women do five in one night. She should learn how those ones do it. Regular ashawo sometimes dey do ten.

Na their way. All to prack useless IG models and show off to their fellow insecure compatriots. Let’s see if the women remember them when in His Majesty’s service.

Who drank alcohol while on duty?

Nigerians that believe enjoyment is the end-all-be-all. See how your bodies are surrendering in their forties. This is the third story of a forty year old becoming a ghost in under a week. Make una dey. No enter gym. No rest. No quit alcohol to save your future. Make situation wear una like pant.

If somebody has the energy, I see no problem with overworking to make more money. Where our brothers and sisters get it wrong is not strengthening their minds, their bodies and their lack of rest. Somebody will be in his forties and have no idea how many hours his body requires sleep. Somebody will perform three-day physical work benders without an idea what exercise or vacations are. Highway to the afterlife is what such individuals are on.

rickpat:
Japa is not to become rich,its to live in sane society, normal life...work normal work...eat..rest...give your kids good education,live a normal average life and be happy...this idea of overworking to impress people in naija,is the most stupid decision ever..

You don die na...house still dey....RIP joor.....nexttttttt

They are to me.

Gotocourt:
Ice cream parlours ain't cheap oOoOO

It’s why I’ve removed restaurants from my list of first date ideas. Ice cream parlours, recreation parks and cafes are my spots. Hungry girls are the ones who want to explore new food spots on your pocket.

One of them here. ROFLMAO.

xxgig:
Well because you leave around gutters and only see rats in gutters and dumps does not mean those who eats rat see and hunts there rats from gutters.

The deeds of thousands of unemployed individuals should not disturb the activities of legitimate multinationals. Imagine the hundreds of thousands of Nigerians which these companies employ. Nigerians who live in the country legally should continue with life. The troublemakers should face the music.

Hard work pays off in the right environment. The man is doing the right thing.

I don’t believe this news. Boko Haram that I know live like animals in mountainous deserts. I believe they outsourced battle plans to whoever these researchers examined. “Western education is verboten” doesn’t mean its innovations can’t be used to their benefit. In the first place, if they really believed their motto, they should fight with sticks and stones instead of guns. Modern technology which involved studying brought about firearms.