₦airaland Forum

“Childhood video.” She’s still a child to me. Anyone under 29 is a fresh-faced kid. Still, there are some 29 year olds who could pass for teenagers.

I hope this is true. I don’t believe it. A trickle down effect from the man owning TVC. I want an NTA which can compete with Channels and the like. The only unfortunate situation is solely Yoruba correspondents and interviewees for any breaking story.

Na man matter. First boyfriend things. She found herself in a rotation of multiple women. Female Nairalanders will say “arrest the boy for emotional trauma.” No, he performed the work many of her admirers couldn’t — he actually approached and got her into a relationship.

Gppgn:
What contributed to thier fall was whatsap... Since it could no longer support WhatsApp
. people stooped Using them.

I remember this like yesterday. True. Also, with WhatsApp, one hundred Naira credit could send more than fifty messages. People quickly abandoned SMSes for the service.

Padipadi:
One Igbo man bought all of them at computer village and kept them in his house to resell in future.

Time faced them out.

The Igbo man no get name? Nigerian newspapers no mention the event? Fake news, abeg. Beer parlour rumour.

One believable possibility is Nigerian businessmen transported tons of otherwise abandoned phones to fellow third world countries. Places like Indonesia, Vietnam and the Phillipines still use Nokia phones released in the early 2000s.

Landfills?

It's funny how, once the market switched to cheap modern alternatives and BBM closed shop, Blackberry phones disappeared from people's hands. I remember mine got stolen by my godforsaken frienemy those days. Others sold theirs and less than a handful kept theirs for posterity.

Blackberry mobiles have no use again?

Her husband normally leaves the home for months

Offshore worker. No wonder he possessed the strength to beat her to death. I knew that body was hardened from the elements and not a gym.

Fine wife na wahala. Man no fit get peace of mind with her type for house. Nothing worse than waking up in cold sweat on an oil rig, believing you're being cuckholded at home. I understand his plight though his action went overboard. As for female children, most men in their physical prime birth them. Athletes birth them all the time since XX sperm cells are the stronger variant.

UptownVibes:
This is the new big brother niaja Where are the guys,we need to start cooking too. GBR go hear am hot for Nigerians hand for this thing when Hilda startd

There is a guy who'll kick his in November. By then I doubt the trend will still be a thing,

prophetfire:
This ugly thing? Who get her time? Yahoo boys? Na today?
Abeg this one no follow. And na only palm oil stew and pepper she sabi cook.

If she performs a BBL, many of the boys calling her ugly now will line up for a taste. Nothing dey woman past packaging.

At the end of the day, the white man sees you all for what you are; niggers.

God allowed it. If He didn't, they wouldn't succeed.

Those girls uniforms are sharp. Are they from a military school? The pantyhose will cause a lot of heat. Let's hope their school is air conditioned.

I don't believe any organisation is running this out of the goodness of the CEO's heart. Naija na scam. Somebody go don divert government funds to form humanitarian.

Her news don tire me, abeg. Let her face her restaurant quietly. Next thing one will hear is Jeremi put a bastard in her.

N3TRAL:
She's not lying.

She employed professionals from PR firms, medics, assistants + cost of production. She even signed a deal with a top tier law firm to handle legal matters.

Hilda worked with the best brains available. There was no how she would fail. I give her credit for being able to assemble a distinguished team.

Don't mind Nairaland bingos who've never left Sango Ota in their lives. An ignorant mind is a forever closed one.

Many have come and gone, yet I remain firmly with MTN.

If she is pretty, know she raped Davido. These women are vile scum. Davido is confident only around ugly and average girls. His track record doesn't lie. The same happens to Wizkid, but you know man must stay mute so others no go laugh am.

No man born of a woman will try such with me, I'll blank you like you're not there.

This was what they all said at one point in their lives. Look at them today.

Nothing stays new forever. As humans, we grow tired of everything. It's why I don't believe in the concept of everlasting enjoyment or suffering in the afterlife. Person go everly tire for routine.

seven hours were deducted from her final total because she mistakenly took extra minutes for one of her rest breaks

Na wa, e no easy.

“cOOkInG iS nOT a SkiLL.”
Oya, try am, na. Nairaland bingos wey no dey see better in anything. Bitter human beings. Them use talk swear for una.

Good luck to Dammy. Two women who put Nigeria on the map for positive things.

Lol. She wanted to replace him. He really meant the vow “till death do us part.”

ppogba:
Totally untrue sir.
I am only being careful not to say it is a FALLACY.

As na you dey my body, na.

ppogba:
Sir, it should be your most paramount concern if you love yourself.

Death comes in many ways. I’m more at risk of dying from a car accident than blood pressure issues.

why want to spoil another person's SWEAT?

This is the core of competition, to show that your preparation put forth victory over another’s. I don’t see the problem here.

Yes, she was pushed by religious fellows. So? Hilda was promoted by celebrities and politicians. There are many means to achieve fame. Following Hilda’s blueprint plan-for-plan is one of many. If anything, she innovated the strategy.

First of all, sue the hospital for putting you on an addictive medication. Second, you should have used marijuana to handle your depression. Oh, well, all in the past. The only advice I can give is quitting cold turkey. Now you’ve seen the habit is wrecking your physical well-being, you’ve become wise to try and stop it. Good luck in your search for health.

2019. My blood pressure is the least of my issues.

I remember properly now. It was 2021 during a training course.

I’m from a lineage rife with blood pressure issues. My lifestyle — as well as those of my siblings — will keep the condition at bay. While my father’s family doesn’t believe in moving muscles to avoid overuse, his children were raised in a world cognizant of the benefits of daily exercise. All of us are active not because of our hereditary curse but because movement slows ageing while improving daily living.

Everybody has an opinion in these social media days.