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…and yet he became president over his peers and former teachers.

Kushites:
WHICH SCHOOL?

ABACHA WAS 10 TIMES MORE EDUCATED AND INTELLIGENT THAN TRUMP.

TRUMP IS SCUM. HE KNOWS NOTHING. EVEN HIS VOCABULARY IS THAT OF A PRIMARY SCHOOL KID. HE WAS SAID TO BE THE MOST IGNORANT AND BRAINLESS STUDENT, BY HIS FORMER TEACHERS.

Okay, good. It should never happen again.

This one na Abacha wey go school.

Maybe he was a woman in his past life. Kobojunkie can relate.

There is something called divorce. She should’ve explored the option. In the natural world, people marry or pair multiple times. Nobody gives awards for staying with one person all your life.

Come to think of it, I should start dating again.

Shifting the goal post. From poor man mentality to one not having the time. What won’t someone read on Nairaland.

Oceanjagaban:
it's not really a bad thing to cook for a female friend. but most of the time you won't have that time.

You’re even a broke boy, sef. No wonder you’re always here. Instead of learning the way from your brother Uyi, you keep antagonizing him.

LIVINGICONREBOR:
Highly informative!!
I don't joke with my sleep even if the great tinubulation wants to take that away from me.🥱🥱

Your write-up contains your answer. Why are you disturbing us?

Angie30:
Hello,
I want to get a 7 weeks puppy but the owner says he hasn’t been vaccinated. When I googled it says dogs should be given their first vaccine against parvo by 6 weeks.
I once had a dog that was down with parvo and I know how much it cost to cure the dog plus the pain he went through, so I just want to know if getting this dog and vaccinating at 7 weeks is risky.

1. If the shooters were black, Arab or Muslim, their names, pictures and education would be broadcast everywhere. The shooters were obviously white.

2. Arrest the 17 year old’s parents. Minors should not casually wield guns.

3. Another day in America, another shooting. Criminals should self delete themselves to save taxpayer money.

With 100% of Nairaland children being male, I wonder what OP is looking for. Physicality is one layer of human male sexuality. It is one which most women can overlook.

I would’ve contributed, but when the topic starts from A.I., nothing reasonable would be concluded or brought forth.

Find a hustle and make money. That way, you can eat all the akara and koko you desire in life.

thesolutions:
I have eaten indomie and chicken, Rice and chicken, beans with fried plantains, egusi soup with assorted meat (I don't claim to buy or prepare these delicacies with money that I don't have) but they don't hit me like Akara and Koko(pap in the north made with rice and some ground nut pudding)

I don't know if it is because I bought this with my hard earned money, but anytime I'm eating this, I find myself humming a song and swinging left and right on the chair. I can't remember doing this while eating expensive dishes.

Even when it is finished, I'll be looking for those tiny drops in the package.

I don't remember what struggle awaits me while eating this.

I don't think I'm alone in this feeling.

That is a fully grown chicken. Pay your mother the required sum and barbecue the thing. Cocks crow for no reason whatsoever.

In my younger days, a lecturer let his rooster free roam around campus. The thing took upon itself the responsibility of becoming our personal alarm clock. 4 a.m., 6 a.m., 12 p.m., 4 p.m. and sometimes nighttime when I brought women over. Me and my friends reported the case to the owner. He kept playing dumb regarding the animal. Na so one day, we open door, set corn for the thing. The rooster was never heard from again and everybody slept well. Very tasty animal. Who could the man hold? The place had four hundred students living together.

Python25to30:
My mum rears cockreal , there is a stupid beautiful white cock that derives joy crowing at odds hours like 4am till dawn infact any unusual time. This heediot happens to habe his cage opp my window hence no sleep for me from 4am.
Today i came out when it woke me by 4am and mistaken threw slippers to it breaking the leg.
It now hops on one leg, me thinking it would not have energy to crow again as it would use some nutrient for leg healing.

To my surprise this guy still get mind dey crow for 4am today again after breaking the legs yesterday.

I feel guilty for breaking the leg it was a mistake. But now the crowing is now worse.

The other orange male don't crow except this heediot white one.

Anything he posts now goes viral. The bored children of social media. Na here I pity pass. Zero original content.

Story from Uganda that OP is playing his part in trying to make it trend. God knows what they will come up with tomorrow.

Also, a man can feed a woman for years and no one will find out about it. Let a woman feed a man for two days, and all the neighbours will know the sums of money, types of food and denominations of the currencies she gifted him.

“The Uber Driver That Picked Me This Morning Completely Ruined My Mood.
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‎I entered his car and the first thing I noticed was how unusually quiet he was. No music, No small talk. Nothing.
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‎Halfway into the trip, his phone rang through the car speaker.
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‎“Daddy, mummy said we should ask if you’re coming home today because there’s no food again.”
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‎The little girl’s voice was so innocent. The man paused for like 5 seconds before replying softly, “I’ll bring something.”
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‎But immediately he ended the call, I saw him wipe his face quickly.
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‎That was when I noticed the empty pack of cabin biscuits and sachet water beside him.
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‎This man had probably not eaten too. The rest of the ride became uncomfortable for me because while I was complaining internally about Abuja traffic, somebody’s father was driving around hungry trying to save his family from embarrassment.
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‎When we got to my destination, the trip was 4,700. I gave him 20k.
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‎The way he turned immediately and stared at me ehn… You know that look people give when life has humbled them too much to even express gratitude properly?
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‎That look broke me. It’s just so sad that a lot of people are going through a lot in this Tinubu economy"

They can never see someone doing positive things and ignore. Death, rife and destruction is their calling card. If you want to engage in violence and get paid for it, join the military. There is no gain to being a gangster. Sure, you’ll hear the name of your gang being ruthless — what will it add to your pocket? Money goes only to the highest of members. Those ones don’t physically pull hits, they order them.

All the more reason why it works since the average man sees it as a low quality idea.

Oceanjagaban:
sorry to say but na poor man mentality be that

I’m not surprised that in 2026, the average African still believes witchcraft works. Good thing I long did away with any belief of spirits. It frees the mind to enjoy the modern world. If spirits actually exist, their existence does nothing to affect mine.

Mental slavery. It’s why we’ve stagnated as a people.

He’s enjoying the attention.

I finally watched it and came to conclusions:

1. She’s an attractive woman. A tad controlling. One could tell from the ten-second clip.

2. The man was knacking the friend like she was a wife or girlfriend. Maybe she was a side chick who Sisi finally acknowledged her existence. She should stay on guard. We may hear future stories of both repeating the act without her knowledge. If it was the first time with the female, he would put her in positions to show off his athleticism.

3. I never heard of these two before the tape.

As the title says.

We keep hearing stories of people discovering juju hidden in their places of residence or work sites. What exactly is the juju meant to do? Can some be kept with good intentions in mind?

This reminds me of when one sixteen year old Nairaland child was conflicted on which course to study. Everybody on Nairaland dropped comments. Out of all, he chose to listen to a fellow sixteen year old who was a year ahead of him in university. He shunned advice from older members in favour of the one which sounded sweet to his ears. About eight months later, he reported back to the forum, admitting that he failed the course that members picked for him. Sure enough, everyone pointed out his obviously doomed selection and revealed his result was his doing. He chose not to learn and concluded with blaming Nairaland members for his failure.

What about this better idea: cook for her in your house?

Youths these days read a lot. Social media has made the activity fun. Books are boring and outdated. They serve a purpose only when one wants to learn a new concept.

Story from Tanzania.

andy4d2ofus:
I received a credit transfer of 500k into my account from an unknown person.
What should I do next. I don't want trouble, pls advise .

Them don open another account for the upcoming election season. Once the thing passes, the account goes dormant.

Continue. The day you win 300 million Naira, you won’t come to update us.

gracias124:
People who quit betting are not humans or they are superextraordinary humans, if they are normal human like me, how they were able to quit but I coudnt?
After trying almost every strategy to quit.
I kept losing my hard earned money and living in hunger and squalor but all I think is my next bet.
Its crystal clear that is not possible to make a living via gamblling but I couldnt quit.

My village people make una forgive me abeg I know you are after my life, abeg e don do free me abeg, all my mates are marriaed while I am chained with bet.

Please free me

Who is meant to carry his luggage before?

I don’t borrow on a regular day because I live within my means. This thread means nothing to me.

What is the US’s endgame?

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