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He don chop post. For him mind, he don make am. Once Uncle Tinubu comot, he go become internet noisemaker once again.

This is a dare, right? Come and stop me.

Odebayo4010:
Men, giving a woman more money will not make her happy. It will make her dependent on you financially. It is not your duty nor responsibility to make a woman happy. She's not a child you have to give treats to please. She's an adult, responsible for her own happiness.

A guobe giveaway thread without livingiconrebor? Wonders shall never end.

The man took an intrusive thought which came up when high serious. He should clean his life. This is not a good look.

Cutezt:
Nigerian rapper Jesse Jagz is at the center of a social media firestorm following a bizarre appearance at the Road House in Jalingo. Fans who gathered to see the "Emperor" perform were left stunned when the rapper spent his entire stage time smoking, without uttering a single lyric into the microphone.

Video footage from the event shows Jagz pacing the stage in jeans and sunglasses, casually puffing on a blunt while his hit tracks played over the speakers. At some point, the Jos-born rapper was given a chair on stage where he sat and continued smoking without uttering any lyrics. The silent performance has sparked outrage among attendees, with many taking to X (formerly Twitter) to describe the set as "disrespectful" and "unprofessional."

The Jalingo incident comes just days after a high-profile clash between Jesse Jagz and Afrobeats superstar Davido. The tension began when Davido posted, "I go use Amapiano yenk you," to which Jagz replied, "We don tire," suggesting that the Nigerian audience is fatigued by the dominant Amapiano sound.

Davido did not take the critique lightly, firing back with a personal attack:

"Stop taking drugs, I’ll buy your life. You already got an OD [overdose] to worry about, better no add wetin no good."

Jagz initially responded by calling Davido "lil bro" and reminding him that "no amount of money can buy life." However, as the disrespect deepened, the rapper deleted several tweets, including one where he labeled Davido a "wack musician" who manipulates charts, before issuing a formal 7-day ultimatum.

In a final post regarding the matter, Jagz demanded a public apology from the DMW boss:

"Resorting to personal attacks and falsely accusing me of drug use crosses a clear line... I expect a public apology within 7 days."

In another video, the rapper was seen telling 30bg fans that their 'SP' was singing nursery school rhymes and that nobody likes him, but just like his money. He called on the fans to call Davido to order.

While Jagz has always been open about his use of marijuana, once stating he sees nothing wrong with it, just as he sees nothing wrong with "money or women", his recent behavior in Jalingo has given his critics new ammunition.

It’s war, anything goes. At least she was a combatant.

Another one sentence topic. One day, I will make front page from a low effort thread.

Probably got drunk and decided to play a prank on herself.

Domestic violence is nothing to be joked about. Sadly, “Nairaland na cruise.” We will debate the topic endlessly, sleep when tired then come back to do the same till the end of time.

I had to use AI to understand this.

Sincerely, Its Wrong For Anthony Joshua Should To Waved The Nigerian Flag

Being a dual citizen, Anthony is free to choose any of his origins. The fight wasn’t serious. What would the British flag had done? Okay, he should’ve flown both to appease everyone.

Shows how irrelevant he is. I didn’t know this happened. Alpha male wey no get chin, both physically and figuratively.

Infotubia9ja:
Popular influencer and alpha male Andrew Tate who is well known for his online propaganda on how to become an alpha male got the greatest beating of his life last night on a boxing match from his opponent Chase Demoor.
He was beaten to stupor after he made his rants online about how he will be ending Chase Demoors boxing career but all his blabbing came to a halt after Chase gave him the fight of his life by making sure he has a match to relive and remember for the rest of his life.
His legs could be seen twinkling and striving for momentum. It is said to say that he wont be boasting and making treats no more because he has atleast learn his lesson.
Such a pity he cut so many alpha male ticket has been left for a total lost..
Alpha male tates fan gather here...

Everyone wanted to see Jamaica.

Everyone in temperate climates still wants to see Jamaica. The hunt for their festivals reduced. People still visit in droves and the country makes use of tourism as a business.

The popularity of detty December is because of the popularity of afro beats.

The upsurge. Foreigners of Nigerian descent will still come to Nigeria. Parents want the children to experience a slice of home. It has been like that and will continue post Detty December.

Bimpe, you will be demoted to my fourth wife!

Frozen chicken is just the meat. Live chickens contain organs.

A child that looks like my father one day then my older sister the next requires a DNA test? Nairaland logic at its most obvious.

Imindmybusiness:
Did you also check dna test?

I once impregnated a light skin woman. I forgot that there are situations where only one child is fair in complexion. When the child came out darker than night, I nearly ran. I then checked her family. She missed albinism.

Who killed AKA?

I don’t see why it can’t.

x x x

Teegold30:
Can this Samsung mini window 7 work for coding?

Are you asking Tunde whose account name is TinaSoFine, Kunle whose account name is BodaciousVixen or Remi whose username is LusciousLipLepa?

Woman no dey Nairaland. Don’t waste your time.

MikaelDare:
Having read different write ups about ladies who were wooed either by their friends or family on behalf of someone else. I thought to create a topic to hear from them.
Ladies, especially, have you ever been wooed on behalf of someone else? How did it go?

Another thread that will hit front page tomorrow with my comment deleted.

The first set of Gen Z will be twenty-nine years old next year. Some of them are already mothers of children on Nairaland. For some reason, children here will keep calling ten year olds “Gen Z.” I knew this forum and intelligence didn’t go together when a member called Olusegun Obasanjo Gen Z. It meant many people here use terms that they’re too lazy to Google their definitions.

May ignorance not be our portion.

Joshua sold his dignity for a glorified sparring session. Paul hasn’t gotten KO’d in his life and I doubt he’s planning to. Money changed hands. Joshua will impart knowledge on Paul for eight rounds. Joshua may win — as he should — but no five second knockout means he took a dive. I will watch the match if I have the opportunity. I will not actively chase it.

afrocombat:
Former UFC fan favorite Matt Brown isn’t buying the recent wave of predictions tipping Jake Paul to upset Anthony Joshua and he’s calling it exactly what he thinks it is: noise.

With Paul set to meet the former heavyweight champion in a professional boxing bout, most credible analysts expect Joshua to handle business. Still, a handful of fighters and personalities have gone against the grain, backing Paul to shock the world. Brown sees those takes as disingenuous.

“Here’s the thing when some of these people make these predictions like ‘Jake Paul’s going to beat him’ or whatever. I think it almost has to be a cop out,” Matt Brown said during an appearance on The Fighter vs. The Writer. “It’s kind of a win-win situation. If Jake Paul goes out and beats him, you f*cking called it—you’re the man. If he doesn’t beat him, you say, ‘You really think I thought that?’”

Brown compared the trend to the hype that surrounded Conor McGregor’s crossover bout with Floyd Mayweather, arguing that bold predictions are often made for attention rather than substance.

“If you’re wrong about it, nobody remembers,” Brown added. “But if you make the prediction and it somehow hits, everybody remembers it like, ‘Oh wow, you must be the fight expert!’”

The longtime welterweight didn’t mince words when addressing the logic—or lack thereof—behind picking Paul to win.

“You are not a fight expert for calling Jake Paul to win,” Brown said. “You’re going against everything a fight expert would ever take into account. There is zero reason whatsoever to believe Jake Paul has a chance against Anthony Joshua.”

That doesn’t mean Brown thinks freak outcomes are impossible. He acknowledges the chaos inherent in combat sports, but he insists that relying on randomness isn’t analysis.

“Punches come fast and random things happen,” Brown said. “Could Jake Paul wing a punch and something weird happens? Sure. Joshua could have a bad night of sleep. Anything can happen. But that’s not a logical reason to believe Jake Paul is winning this fight.”

Brown also pointed to the massive gap in experience. While Paul has worked to legitimize himself as a boxer, his résumé pales in comparison to Joshua’s.

“Anthony Joshua has fought and beaten very good, even great professional boxers,” Brown said. “He beat Klitschko. Jake Paul is not Klitschko. Get that out of your head.”

He also referenced Joshua’s emphatic knockout of Francis Ngannou, a former UFC heavyweight champion who had already proven he could hang with elite boxers.

“Joshua didn’t make the mistake of underestimating Ngannou,” Brown noted. “He dismantled him. That matters.”

At the end of the day, Matt Brown believes the conversation itself has drifted into the absurd.

“It’s a silly conversation,” Brown said. “We talk about it because it’s news, but there’s no logical reason to believe Jake Paul is winning this fight. Either you don’t really think it, or you’re just being dumb.”

As fight night approaches, Brown’s stance is clear: bold predictions might grab headlines, but reality and boxing fundamentals, still matter.

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the internet arguing with strangers.

Kobojunkie:
What this and many other stories reveal is that African mothers continue to fail their daughters by refusing to teach them to pursue self-love over validation of men and society.

P.S. From what I learned, the lady in the picture is, in fact, not the woman whose story it is.

This one is not even a Nairaland member. ROFLMAO.

IFuckWell:
I don't think I'll ever make it in life. And I'm tired.

Here I was thinking it was members hooking up with members. You femboys will love the idea. That’s why you chased all the females away.

Wait first, you mean politicians killed a mere rapper or the men at the top can’t expose the killers because they’re their henchmen?

seppuku:
They know who killed AKA but they can't touch them because all of the ANC's are supported by gangsters.

They will make noise about DJ Warras's death for one week, after that the mob will move on back to GBV.

Don't mind Southie people. Dem no well for head.

They need deep therapy.

Who killed AKA is what I want to know. Why? His poor daughter will know no father from the action. The thing affects children negatively.

It’s only on Nairaland I keep reading about this Russian cancer vaccine. BBC and CNN have never for once mentioned it. I also glance through Sky News and Al Jazeera. One can’t tell me the American CIA controls all four news stations.

I came to see his age. It wasn’t posted. Half baked news. Whatever he’ll see at the other side, he should take it.

Whether one dies in 2025, 2026 or 2029 — all die na die.

okomile:
RIP

15days to end 2025

We shall all cross over to 2026 IJN

It is well

Spoken like the true time waster he is. Mscheew.

casualobserver:
An illogical man makes a completely illogical statement. When called out he makes another completely illogical statement.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Nice. I’ve learned something new today.

nairalanda1:
5N indicates the plane was registered in Nigeria. It's our registration prefix as issued by ICAO (the international civil aviation organisation).

Other examples by country

N indicates the plane was registered in the USA.
G- United Kingdom
ZS, ZT, and ZU...South Africa
XA, XB , XC : Mexico.