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Congratulate them and carry on with life.

For once, it didn’t seem like I was expecting a lap dance.

Her heart gave up. Why medical institutions cut costs by not screening their workers yearly will always baffle me. If not that deaths are bad for corporate reputations, soccer clubs will avoid doing the same for their players.

It’s the same question men ask regarding women and I will always tell them; somebody serious about you will not require a double-check. You will know and it will amaze you why they find you irresistible. It is pretty boring because they throw all their cards on the table. There is no mystery or pointless struggle involved. It’s why women are quick to disregard them for someone more “alluring.” They then later complain why their new choice disappeared after being together for a short period.

All the places I’ve visited and it is only Nigerians who practice these. One thing I’ve discovered is the ones who always wish somebody “happy xyz” are the quickest to beg for one thing or the other.

Like a drunk complaining about alcohol after a bad night, she’ll return to air travel. I don’t know any means of transportation more convenient.

If it isn’t a witch-hunt, I commend this.

Super breeders are still a thing. Male fertility is going down. The benefit is one super breeder is enough to inseminate a thousand females. There are also IVF techniques available. Man long corrected nature’s flaws.
Now, if female fertility takes a downward projection, mankind is headed for doom.

Bimpe, stop showing skin. It is sending the wrong message.

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ChatGPT go refuse to summarize this one. How many points will this dissertation give?

It took a break? I never imagined.

When did Ric Hassani come out that he is now a judge in Nigerian Idol? At least I know the other two and they paid their dues in singing competitions.

MrCork dey chop ban like carrot. Isn’t Nairaland sweet? You and other oldies were used to build up the forum. Now your actions are of no use to its growth.

Nigerians use innit? It must be a Lagos thing. Every other place I go, it’s the n, b and f-word that lokitos use. They believe it makes them look exotic.

It is required. China is a superpower. The US keeps deceiving itself. To trade with the Chinese, one has to speak their language. It is not a must, but it will smoothen things.

What is in developed nations that causes mental illness to go rampant? They pick lunatics off the streets, yet the ones who cause the most damage are regular humans who devolve into violence. It’s just another day with a number of humans getting dispatched to ICU units. Taxes must be utilized.

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Multiple people are dead and others injured after a man drove an SUV into a crowd at a street festival in Vancouver, police say
A 30-year-old man from the British Columbia city is in custody, Acting Police Chief Steve Rai says

The Filipino community' Lapu Lapu Day festival was under way when the incident took place shortly after 20:00 local time (04:00 BST)

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney says he's "devastated" to learn about the deadly incident - as do the leaders of the Conservative Party and the ND

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ROFLMAO.

Soccer is not my thing. I will be in the job site on the day making ends meet.

Gandollar:
Why do you think it's fake? Stranger things have happened in this world.

This is what people always reply to justify fake news. It is fake because I believe it is. No one can change my mind.

Edo state is one of those places where tradition allows a married man to bring home his concubine and his wife will serve both hubby and concubine food and wine.

Where exactly in Edo State? Is it Benin City? Is it Auchi? Is it Uromi? Na Igueben? Irrua? Ekpoma? We should stop generalizing. Pinpoint the certain area and I will ask people from there that I know.

Seizures don’t kill people. Which kind of fake news is this? Did he hit his head on something? Did he choke on food? The epileptic people I’ve come across hardly choke on food. It’s surprising. It may have happened before the video went off hence people concluded he died.

I can’t blame them, though this news is fake. Some women’s ringtone during sex will make you swear your soul to the devil in order to keep her.

Everything creates online debates nowadays. Unemployed people somehow find money to purchase data. The internet distracts them from worthless real world lives.

phosky:
A shocking tragedy has hit Benin City as a man reportedly lost his life after a brutal fight with his own brother — all over a woman, despite both of them being married. Eyes Of Lagos reports,

The heartbreaking incident was captured in a video now making the rounds on social media. In the footage, a crowd of disturbed community members can be seen gathered at the scene, trying to make sense of the ugly drama.

A woman who witnessed the fight narrated in the background:

“Man kill man because of woman. Both of them get wife, but still fought over another woman.”

The disturbing twist? Both brothers had wives at home but still allowed jealousy and rivalry over another woman to push them to violence — with one paying the ultimate price.

As the video circulated, social media exploded with mixed reactions:

Papa I.F theDon: “Una nor really know wetin happen. Wetin I hear be say na for woman husband house two bike men dey fight. 😂😂”
Laura💍💎: “The two men na bike men ooo, na wa.”
IjayTravels_Tours: “Why arrest the woman? Make dem continue dey fight.”
1🪫: “If you no fit stay loyal to your wife, anything you see bear am. Now one don die, the other dey go prison. Wife nor suppose mourn nonsense.”

The incident has sparked heated debates online about infidelity, loyalty, and the foolish risks some men are willing to take.

https://eyesoflagos.com/2025/04/26/married-brothers-fight-over-woman-one-ends-up-dead-in-benin/

Don’t they usually cremate popes to find out who the next one will be?

This na double pregnancy. Her husband is also pregnant. She’s the one who opened a poultry. There is money in the system, hence the need to multiply. She will be alright, last last.

She’s obviously a single mother struggling to survive. Things are hard. The economy is going to the shitter. A hundred thousand Naira a month was a good salary only during the military era. We all know many businesses pay fifty thousand Naira a month with enough insults to make someone commit suicide.

The woman is augmenting her meagre salary. E sure me die say na sixty thousand Naira monthly, of which she gets owed for nearly two months. That twenty-five thousand Naira for a night, three nights of work will surpass her salary with fifteen thousand Naira on top. Don’t judge her. Recommend her a better job. I tried to do the same for a waitress friend I knew. Unfortunately, the places I thought paid better didn’t.

Why do people unable to raise one child decide to birth many? My grandfather could raise five children comfortably, but his vices swore to keep him in poverty. He married three wives, had multiple concubines, gambled like he’d die the next day and slept with many men’s wives.

OP, focus on making money. You already made a mistake by birthing more than you could afford. Public school. If you were taught in one, you should’ve aimed for your children to attend the best private schools. Sha, people bearings different for this life. Many believe the most basic of things are enough for existence.

That prankster will forfeit the iPhone. No time. She can always purchase another. See how one who should protect citizens is promising violence. African countries are upside down.

First time I’m seeing someone call for Sim’s return. If this news is true, either the president put an illiterate to govern matters or the man is slowly suffering dementia. Either way I don’t see him any different from our past leaders.

Content creation at its peak. Too many attention seeking children online these days.

It was obvious from the headline that he started working out. The confidence boost from the activity makes men believe they can kill lions. It takes about three months or more before their brains adjust to their new physiques.