₦airaland Forum

Physical education? Religion being the bane of man once again.

Poor people can never stop thinking with their loins. It is their curse.

Ten years in a trade would’ve proved better for her financially and likely psychologically. My children will learn trades straight after secondary school. My BSc did not employ me. I learned a trade late. I’m better off from the effort.

My parents. My old man has always been my provider and my mother has saved money since I was in primary school. I’m in good hands.

The trick to never needing assistance is to live below your means and know (or believe) that everyone will take advantage of you if broke. You will sit down and face your life squarely.

Mobile phones and social media are for plebeians. Look at what both technologies did to their uncle. They can’t go around feeling and acting like commoners now. They are born different.

…and sea water is salty.


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Fertilizer for the land. No wonder the north remains the food basket of the nation.

Regina licks carpets? She’ll be a lot of fun.

He’s a politician. He lies for a living.

She knows what she did. She’s making noise.

OP, next time you call someone a young lady, don’t post a picture of your aunt. That woman looks forty or a few days younger.

DyshApp:
A young lady has shared her reason for deliberately being mean to men who try to get close to her.

In a post shared on X (formerly Twitter), she revealed that her attitude changed after an encounter with a man at the gym. According to her, being nice to men often leads to misunderstanding.

She wrote: “I’m always a little mean to men because if you’re too nice they’ll think you want to sleep with them. Because how is this guy at my gym inviting me over to his house? All I did was buy you Pocari sweat, bro. Are you not loved at home?”

There are many variables in real life. Many look drastically different from their pictures. What pictures cannot fully convey however, is a personality. Finer? No. Everybody looks better when they sit down and strategize the many tricks to appear better in pictures. Many children on Nairaland can’t write as good as they do here.

I believe this. Not everyone will sit to take injustice. Theirs is worse since their leaders value illiteracy in the masses so they can supremely rule before they place successors. Illiterate people understand only violence as a means to make change, hence this situation we’re suffering.

Though they look alike, I don’t believe this news. Most siblings defend each other even in wrongdoing. Either he was paid to do this or Yahoo boys are utilizing an AI tool.

Say 1,000,000 people watched the original doctored broadcast. Only 1,000 will hear of the apology and correction. Out of that 1,000, only 400 will care to change their view on what they heard. The BBC won in the end. Na better lawsuit dey stop all these rubbish, last last. Knack them for blokos with sum wey them go feel for a decade. They will think twice before posting fake news.

A simple reverse image search would save Nairaland from this waste. The pictures fall enter your phone?

Chilipepper:
Who is she? Why must ever politician meet her? She is so powerful: (pic)

Just in time for my own party. It’ll take place in Bauchi City, Bauchi.

OLASHAY123:
It's around that time of the year !!!!!!
🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳
Lets have fun

Stop smoking that thing. It’s bad for your brain.

Kushites:
What if the US is threatened by Africa's growing economic independence, and is trying to sabotage it?

What if the American "concern for Christians in Nigeria" is a ruse to enter Nigeria and bomb key infrastructure like the Dangote Refinery, now being upgraded to 1.4 million barrels a day capacity, making it the largest Refinery on Earth?

The Americans can generate a situation that leads to that facility getting destroyed, either by their sponsored "terrorists" or by themselves, perhaps in "error".

A stray missile. Oops. Sorry.

Setting back our energy independence by another ten years or more.

WHO REALLY KNOWS THEIR PLAN?

In addition to lacking self control, he also has low standards. Some men keep disgracing the gender.

Guns keep prisons full. The NRA knows it. It’s just another day in America.

ChatGPT don suffer for bloggers hands. This is the new check your DNA status regarding children. When will the chase for that 50K monthly end? My annoyance is the trolls crawling out from under bridges to type nonsense. Effeminate boys.

newslala1010:
Husband caught wife in a hotel with gym instructor.

Husband caught wife in a hotel with gym instructor whop claims didnt know she was married, while the husband said he always insisted on gettting her gym equipment at home but she refused saying her prefer going to the gym

online reaction
Kefas Clark
Contect see gym instructor b like keke rider

Eluu Collins Ikechukwu
At now that guy is supposed to be on the floor rolling, oga,he still get mouth the ask if she's married, even if na person girlfriend nkoEmmanuel Ogonna
If na me na to send her parking immediately no nonsense. Let her go and enjoy him in full.

Obikili Nonso Phils
Na gym center be that na, the gym going on ,on that bed no reach una to call am gym center? I tire for una ooo.

In pH here if ur woman dey go gym come inbox me make I ask u which gym center and give u lamba

Patrick Daniel
Which kind gym instructor be that

I long realized this. It’s good to see some are wising up to the conclusion.

badthinds:
Debates and arguments both online and offline achieve nothing. One party just stops talking when they lack points. They'll go home thinking of more points and come back when they have more.

It's a waste. The two opinions are already carved in stone. Arguments are only profitable in court, or agenda creation.

Somebody saying the truth.

muyico:
We no go into depression, we using it to kill boredom

helinues:
Nairaland is not a money making forum, we are here to discuss the issues affecting our country and make possible solution.

So, we’ll keep doing this without anything to show for it?

Only if you have an idea about some suggestions some members of this forum have made which the people in government has acted accordingly to it

Two of the biggest lies I hear about this platform:

1. There is money made daily on Nairaland.

This is a lie. People only get scammed. The many cars being sold here are cheap scams. You see the people involved report the matter a few days later. That’s where you see moderators perform their only work of hiding and deleting the threads.

2. Our discussions make the country better.

This is delusion at its worst. I’ve seen how this forum’s members look. If anything, government officials will only laugh at their suggestions and carry on with life. They’ve been here for twenty years, their lives still remain the same.

Now, provide me a list of these so-called plans Nairaland members drew and the government acted on.

You’ve been doing such since God knows when. Has it put money in your account? What do you have to show for it?

helinues:
If you think so.

Most of the political conversations in Nigeria always start on NL. If you can analyse your points without being rude or aggressive, your narration will have the upper hand in other social media.

For example now, the christian persecution story, those of us who don't believe in the story have been able to prove our points by asking questions the narrators can't answer

We’ve been here since 2005. Tomorrow, we will debate over pointless matters which went viral. We will start next year doing so and continue into many years later.

Why? It’s a waste of time to me.

Tell them to do all that work during the daytime. They will come up with 1,001 excuses why they can’t. I believe robbers enjoy the adrenaline rush associated with their acts. One can’t tell me otherwise.

onochurch:
Police Launch a Manhunt for Robbers Captured on CCTV During Operation (video)

By Naomisophyblog

In the Ikotun area of Lagos State, police officers of the Ikotun Division have commenced a manhunt for criminals who were seen on camera breaking into a store, stealing electronics valued at millions of naira, and fleeing.

According to Naomisophyblog, the incident first occurred on September 27, 2025, and after successfully looting the store, they returned on October 28, 2025. During the operation, the DPO, CSP Waheed Adebisi, personally led police officers of the Division in repelling them.

The event occurred at the owner's (name withheld) electronics store in Lagos' Ikotun neighbourhood after he had shut the store and left for home.

The neighbours claim that the robbers successfully plundered the store during the first operation and returned for a second round. Meanwhile, during the second round of looting, the residents courageously alerted the DPO, who personally led the operation after receiving the distress call, but the robbers fled after sighting the DPO and his team of operational officers.

Police sources claim that after the complainant shut the store and left for home on those two evenings, a group of armed thieves armed with various weapons stormed into the store, stole the merchandise, and began transporting it.

The suspects, however, were unaware that a surveillance camera had recorded them entering the building and moving the gadgets.

However, the police have launched an investigation to apprehend the suspects who are now at large and declared wanted:

"The suspects are wanted in relation to a burglary that took place at an electronics store in Lagos, Nigeria's Ikotun Area, on September 27, 2025, and October 28, 2025. The suspects were seen entering the building and departing with devices in surveillance footage."

"We are requesting the public's help in identifying the people depicted in the picture and video below. There will be substantial rewards for anyone who gives information that results in the arrest of the burglary suspects."

Right from the start of their union, the boy loved police detention. This is another stint for him. He’ll be out soon.

Bimpe, every Nigerian child swore to become president when in primary school. How many presidents have we had who were under thirty years of age?

My Bimpe. Easier said than done.

Preciousgirl:
P What is it about? tell me

I’ve already said you won’t believe it. Please, don’t force it out of me.