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Mr Bishop,your Bible says:what has light got to do with darkness.
I wonder what is the basis of friendship between a Bishop and a Bigot maybe due to their initial letters BB...

They are trying to shift the blame from Buhari...

My people.

A typical Nigerian is unintellectual,sentimental and petty;and they derive joy in blaming the victim....That is the reason for the self denial.

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G1STM0RE:

Blogger Blogger... I dey hail ooh.

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I don't blame our entertainers,just because most Nigerian youths are dumb and hungry and always ass licking them,they think they can just insult anybody...
Most of these entertainers would still fade out and retire broke;while some of the very few serious minded Nigerian youths would go ahead and establish industries that would be signing their likes as brand ambassadors....
They think every youth is broke... Nonsense.

ClintonEmex:
Many young children faced this, and most times, it's because of the nonchalant and carefree attitude of their parents especially the mother. You need to be close to your child to know what is happening in his life. Talk to him, ask him questions, create a good communication atmosphere with your child so that it can be easy for him to talk and report things to you. Educate your child about sex, tell him not to allow anybody to touch his sexual organs for any reason and if they try to do, that they should shout and report to an adult around. Our kids needs protection.

Then we should celebrate the housemaid right... Typical Nigerian.

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bedfordking:
what's the big deal we no dey chop there food.

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Whoever introduced this 'Oyinbo' word to nairaland didn't help matters at all....
It makes the forum really local as compared to the likes of reddit and Quora,coupled with the dictator style leadership on the forum,including the bigotry and poor grammatical articulations that reign supreme here.

I hope those hungry girls in romance section would see this especially the UPSET one that sells biscuits and the other office typist that growls like a WOLF.

The wickedness and brutality exhibited by our gun wielding security personnel is just a reflection of the Nigerian society...
The average Nigerian citizen is wicked,unempathetic ,corrupt and exploitative....
Most people would do worse even with a uniform and baton.

makkosky:
It is only in Nigeria that nonsense is more valuable to good sense

It's a shithole country with shithole citizens

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Go for a comprehensive test.

If it happened in a real country you would see so many emergency response workers arrive the seen immediately;including fire fighters,police,etc...
But in a shithole,you would only see the shit citizens including the victims themselves taking pictures.

A typical woman for you...they hate hearing the truth.
They always want a man "who would love them for who they are" but are never ready to improve upon themselves.
They always set standards and desire qualities in a man which they themselves cannot posses even in two lifetimes.
Men should please keep their egos aside and stop condescending when choosing a female partner.

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Storm321:
I am very broke right now. I've been jobless for months. I hardly feed myself. I have sold all my gadgets and everything so I can feed myself. I don't have everything anymore. I don't have cloths or anything anymore. I am ashamed of myself right now. But the problem I have now is my innocent girlfriend. I always support this girls financially. Though She is not the type that demand big money but I always make sure I satisfied her very well. We are both in our early 20's. She is still a student, but everyone knows I always treat her very well. Even used to give her my last kobo just to make her happy. She is a very beautiful lady and a nice girl every guy would want to marry straight off. For the past months I haven't be giving this girl a dime. She complaint of brokeness and hunger in school, but I am broke myself and I don't have a way to help her anymore. I want to break up with her now because I think I don't have anything to offer her anymore. I have lose all hope, I am a failure a loser. I don't want to take the innocent girl along into my miserable life. She has requested something from me more than 10 times straight now and I told her I am broke and she understands well. I am finding it difficult to rise again, but I have promised her with my life that I will never break her heart or hurt her no matter what. She loves me so much also and she can do anything just to be with me. If I break up with her now, I don't know what can happen, She might hurt herself or worse. She always understand me anytime I explained it to her, but is getting too much, I don't want to give her fake hope or sell unreal future to her. Almost all her family members know me very well. even on social media, Everybody always admire our relationship. I am now becoming very useless to this girl. Please guys advice me on how to break up with her without hurting her feelings too much. They used to say ' A broke dick don't deserve an erection' lol
Please I need a very good advice.

Lalasticlala, farano, mynd44, seun

Get your priorities right...

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Earthbound:
Lasisi lied about his age?? Bet why?


I thought only women do that shiit

But why

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Of course,when it comes to sales per unit;Toyota would always send those overrated and ugly German brands(Mercedes and BMW) to the gutters ...

This is why nothing else works in Nigeria except crime and corruption;we are always calling the devil.He must have fully taken Nigeria as his dwelling place;because of the great hospitality we have shown him.

Hurlarzan139:
Bro help me out.. what can i do to get out of this mess

I suggest you go back to your pastor and tell him how far you have gone with the girl...
Ask him if the consequences(based on his earlier prophecy) can be undone or salvaged...

Hurlarzan139:
Good morning to everyone on this forum.. please I need your help urgently. Moreover don’t mind my English, am not good in writing..

All what am going to write here now is a true life story, happening presently in my life..

It’s about my girlfriend. We have been dating since last year February, but some things happened around the middle of the year last year. The matter is very strong that eventually leads to our break up. Well around November last year we reconciled. But I let her know that am not interested in relationship that we should just be friend. She agreed and we became friends. Later on we start doing the romance game. Little by little it lead to sex which I deflowered her. She want us to be back to bf and gf status but I insist am not doing that. The game continue goin on and I discovered that she as given me her heart totally. She can do anything for my sake, she can go extra mile just because of me. When I discovered this I begin to worried. Cause I don’t know how I will handle it. Well I act as a man and I called her that we are not dating and that I don’t think we can date, so I told her to reduce the love and caring. Since then she as not been normal, she as been admitted thrice, even till now that am talking to you she is still sick. What makes me come here is that she told me I should come and carry her corpse very soon. I’m really scared right now. I don’t know what I can do..


Let me also tell you this. am not like this before, I really love with all my heart and soul It takes me more than two years to convince her that I really love her..... but the problem started when one pastor prayed for me and after the prayer he told me I should run away from my girlfriend, I asked one Alfa also he said the same thing.. that’s how the love I have for her turn to something else.. I still love her. I have never have sex with any person since we have been dating. And also I did not date anyone.. but the fear of what I heard then has taken over me that’s why I don’t want to date her again.. I wish I could go back to how we use to be before, have tried my best it just didn’t work for me.. ...

Please how am I going to stop her from committing sucide. Cause when I visit her yesterday she as become lean.... I’m not happy with myself cause it’s my fault.. Today is my birthday, I suppose to be happy but I’m not. I’m really sad and confused.. please I need advice...

If the revelations of the pastor and Alfa are to be taken into consideration;and you have already had sex with her and even deflowered her....
Oga,you are already a sitting duck.

orijintv:
Definitely!! All jokes bro

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orijintv:
Advanced microfinance bank

You don't know what you are saying;SIBTC is a member of the standard bank group;the largest bank in Africa by assets.
SIBTC operates the largest open ended mutual funds in Africa...
SIBTC operates one of the largest pension funds in Nigeria,and even PENCOM is their client
SIBTC is an investment banking and trust company;try to understand how things work before you make disparaging remarks.
Happy weekend.

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