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 Jokes Etc › Notice! by EFCC1(op): 1:24pm On Jul 24, 2010 |
there's urgent need to fertilize the joke section in order to attract investor , therefore the NL government has appointed mr efcc1 as the chairman of the ANTI NONSENSE JOKE AGENCY OF NAIRALAND (ANJAN) to sanitize the joke section and to make it generate 10,000megalaugh by the year 2099. speaking at the occasion-the chairman stress the need to work together to enable the section gain momentum and to galvanize it and make it attain a maximum velocity.he further enumerate the ingredient needed for the change to take place----- 1.mass retrenchment of over age jokers  2.disabling copy and paste nationwide  3.acquiring modern computer for training joker which will cost about 50 billion Zimbabwe dollar which is equivalent to 100aira  4.suspending nl joker for a period of 2 whole seconds 5.and most importantly by going to ILE OLORUN tomorrow |
| Romance › Re: He Spoils Me Silly - How Can I Thank Him by EFCC1(m): 11:17pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Abeg dis tread no go make me loose my sleep.ehen b4 i slip i hear say d tread dey smell FRAUD & DECEPTION u can send ur petition to my acct. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 10% ? by EFCC1(m): 5:52pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
skyndyp:English Dyt:simultaneous equation do me i do ucoal_coal:joblessness |
| Jokes Etc › Re: From Imo by EFCC1(op): 8:52am On Jul 21, 2010 |
Studio CFR:suicide approved Efemena_xy:IMO----OWERRI ABIA---UMUHAHIA umuhahia capital of abia state! may be you can just teach me a little geography  Dyt:NOOOO ma, just A triviality not to be taken seriously |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Old Man by EFCC1(op): 7:04pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
Studio CFR:na every joke u dey search? are u a by the way where is your search warrant? |
| Jokes Etc › From Imo by EFCC1(op): 6:23pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
My friend and i went to a restaurant last week.while eating we ask the boy that was serving the food where he came from (state of origin ) because of the he behaved, and the reply was, am from imo after umuhahia i nearly vomited the food in my mouth on my friend ,cause it sound funny to me, |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If Na You Nko by EFCC1(m): 8:34am On Jul 09, 2010 |
God and Satan sharing corpses at the Cemetery"this place got me laughing even in my sleep  If na you nko?koju ma ribi gbogbo ara loogun e |
| Jokes Etc › Old Man by EFCC1(op): 10:42pm On Jul 08, 2010 |
A certain man went for a medical checkup and the following conversation took place b/w him & d doc. Man: i am having a pain in my left hand Doctor: nothing to worry about! it's due to old age Man: but my right hand is ok, i never thought my left hand will be older than my right hand. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Arithmetic by EFCC1(op): 10:09pm On Jul 08, 2010 |
toba:noo u no luk am wel! if u contract u pupil na 6146 if u open ur eye na 6145 if u cum bend ur eye u go dey c YAKUBU |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Arithmetic by EFCC1(op): 10:06pm On Jul 08, 2010 |
toba: |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Arithmetic by EFCC1(op): 9:02pm On Jul 08, 2010 |
lysaa:am sending 1 of my agent code name. 12 25 1 1 |
| Jokes Etc › Arithmetic by EFCC1(op): 8:06pm On Jul 08, 2010 |
teacher named DAI entered the classroom and wrote ARITHMETIC CONVERSION, A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 Till Z he now ask the student to give example add=144 fade=6146 and a student stood up and say dai=419 |
| Romance › Re: One Fateful Sunday, After Church Service~ by EFCC1(m): 7:32pm On Jul 08, 2010 |
author=tkb417oh men! tell your wife to follow u to babalawos place cos this one na spell frm una enemies[size=14pt] pastor[/size]  ? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Colleague Needs Your Prayer by EFCC1(m): 7:12pm On Jul 08, 2010 |
newgroom:tell him to get his hand amputated or look for someone to open his sokoto for him,preferably |
| Romance › Re: Can You Marry A Lady Will Aborted For You 4 Times? by EFCC1(m): 7:01pm On Jul 08, 2010 |
@poster were you not d 1 she aborted the baby for ??[size=45pt][center]i no c any question here[/size][/center] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Dey Find Trouble by EFCC1(op): 2:46pm On Jul 08, 2010 |
Efcc1 : what should i get for you on your birthday? Efemena_xy: hmm not much! just get me a radio with sport car around it Efcc1: |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Dey Find Trouble by EFCC1(op): 8:09pm On Jul 06, 2010 |
sting_224:Don't tell me u want to KAITANIZE OR YAKUBUNIZE me because of woooooooman did u c her post? |
| Romance › I Don Tired Of Virgin by EFCC1(op): 7:45pm On Jul 06, 2010 |
i have dated three virgin girl in the past and still dating one presently.the problem is that they have too much principle like don't touch,don't kiss me.even if they loved you. like to hear your view and possible solution |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Dey Find Trouble by EFCC1(op): 5:22pm On Jul 06, 2010 |
u dey use another person joke take form your own??an so what do u manufacture books that u read or song that u sing even the man you're soooooo sad - at least try to be original!!says who? |
| Health › Re: Death by EFCC1(op): 1:05pm On Jul 06, 2010 |
Acidosis:Very funny alienYOUTH:i know that you are kidding cause if am NFF[s][/s]. EFCC official i won't be on nairaland |
| Education › Re: Abu? by EFCC1(op): 8:07pm On Jul 05, 2010*. Modified: 2:55pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
plssssssssssssssssss can any1 help me cause i choose ABU Zaria as my first choice and FUTA as my second choice, and i was told that ABu post utme is 15th of this month and FUTA post utme is 14th.so am really confuse because i want to write both of them. |
| Romance › Do You Like This? by EFCC1(op): 7:37pm On Jul 03, 2010 |
do women get arouse when they see man unclothedness like men does? pls your contribution is needed to carryout my research. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Dey Find Trouble by EFCC1(op): 3:22pm On Jul 03, 2010 |
lysaa : How come your husband is always home on time? Efemena_xy: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Dey Find Trouble by EFCC1(op): 7:35pm On Jul 02, 2010 |
studio CFR : My father stirs his tea with his right hand. sting_224 : Mine uses his left hand. What about your father Efemena_xy ? Efemena_xy : My father uses a spoon. |
| Education › Abu? by EFCC1(op): 4:55pm On Jul 02, 2010 |
Anybody with info. on ABU Zaria post ume? |
| Jokes Etc › I Dey Find Trouble by EFCC1(op): 11:49am On Jul 02, 2010 |
A man was about to travel and told the son, Father: now son, be good while i'm away Son:OK Dad. I'll be good for ten dollars. Father: that's too much son! When i was your age, i was good for nothing |
| Jokes Etc › I Dey Find Trouble by EFCC1(op): 11:48am On Jul 02, 2010 |
A man was about to travel and told the son, Father: now son, be good while i'm away Son:OK Dad. I'll be good for ten dollars. Father: that's too much son! When i was your age, i was good for nothing |
| Health › Death by EFCC1(op): 7:14pm On Jun 27, 2010 |
How can u define death? Not neccessarily mean person dying. For me DEATH is anything that is not benefitial to me |
| Nairaland General › Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by EFCC1(m): 6:40pm On Jun 22, 2010 |
~Bluetooth:oh men! if 1door closes another1 opens |
| Romance › Re: What To Do by EFCC1(op): 7:46pm On Jun 19, 2010 |
i really appreciate all the comment, helped me a lot |
