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ademiller:
al right smarty pants i will expantiate, your bleeping jokes are lame and it is spoiling our day. Got it.  mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

spoiling our day

kaygenx123:
@efcc: The joke dry like my papa yansh.lol

kaygenx123:
@efe: i see say u b real jokes critic. U for open thread here 4 that issue cos your jokes dem self dry pass sahara desert. Lol.**hisses**

ademiller:
EFCC1, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy it is not fair, have pity on your fellow nairalanders. stop posting jokes here, have mercy   

Efemena_xy:
^^ Jeez man!!

nor be by force to post joke!! 

u need to grow up and grow a beard - [size=14pt]u dey dull dis section 4 every1 [/size]

KDK:
EFCC1,Abeg leave kunbee 4 mi o. Wetin u wan talk for inside "koro"?

He feels something long and hard

Kunbee:
Boringgggggggggggg

Dis one happened to me last weekend i was preparing for a night party wen PHCN seize the power supply i was almost done then so i know i kept my phone on d table so i tUk it and off i went.at d party i saw dIs girl i lkd her instantly so i dd all d moves and we got chating i told her i was working in one of first generation bank u no now.guyz as i was talking wit ds g she brought out hr phone omo c eru heavy duty phone but i mine is costly.so i con decide to collect dIs chick number.check out my lines do u mind giving me your number.d g then ask of my phone which i was eager to give her and impress hr 2 dat am also a big g.guys as i reach for phone i bring am out omo nah tv remote i carry giv hr i feel lk dissappearing instantly as she dey lk at d remote control and also at me.

sats:
not impressed 

Ikengawo:
you people would complain if jesus christ became nigeria's president

Studio CFR:
Were is the joke?

Kunbee:
As stale as some people in this thread

sats:
efcc1 (wat a lame username) u don take your medicine?

ademiller:
shuooo, and how my post take affect u sef, abi na u even need the catalyst pass. mtshewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Studio CFR:
I'm still searching for the joke

Studio CFR:
Were is de joke?

Mine was foolishness.4yrs ago we just move 2 ds area and u know hw u fl wen u ar new in a place also am dat kind of shy guy dat fl unconfortable wen ppl steer at me.so i woke dat morning put on my jean trouser as a f*tball fanatic i brushed my teeth and i noticed dat everybody was just steering at me even d girlz fetching water i bone dem and rush to my vendor 2 read d dailies on my way d same ting happened i started to feel shy wats rong wit me.i got dr i finished my purpose dr and i turn back home sm girls starts laughing looking beneath me i knw my ting is not posing so y ar dey laughing until i got home i went directly 2 d mirror to my my surprise i saw my manliness pointing out of my unzipped jean.wat a dsgrace.

Efemena_xy:
The 1st quote's killed ma spirit so much - I ain't got the will power to read the rest 

sats:
well nice one, at least i did not go lookin 4 dem, u posted dem, cool

Studio CFR:
Kini big deal?

Carlo Ancelotti has challenged John Mikel Obi on his lack of goals, promising to run around the pitch when the Nigerian scores.

Since joining Chelsea five years ago, Mikel has only scored twice, in FA Cup games against Macclesfield Town and Nottingham Forest back in 2007. Now, the rangy midfielder says he is hoping to change that, and came close against West Ham last week.

“I thought the one last week against West Ham was going to go in, it nearly did,” said Mikel. “I have had words with the manager and he said when I score my first goal he is going to get up out of his seat and run round the pitch!”

The Nigerian has seen his game remodelled from the classic attacking midfielder to a holding player, and he explains how former Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho changed his game.

“When I came, [Claude] Makelele was here and I really looked up to him. Mourinho said he wanted me to play in his position and I said ‘I don't play in this position’. He said ‘Okay, but you're going to start’.

“He told me that I would be a replacement for Makelele one day and I learned a lot off Maka; a lot of the way I play today is based on what I learned from him, but I try to add a bit more to my game. I try to get forward a little bit, but sometimes when I do I get into trouble.

Actually this happened to me last month. I attended a weeding with my fiancee and while we were exchanging pleasantries with some dignitaries, as put my hand inside my pocket to bring out my hanky so as to clean my face in that sunny afternoon, out came a big cockroach and everybody stared at me. I was momemtarily flabbergasted and speechless. My fiance did not talk to me for one week b/c of this incidence.

Abt 4 yrs ago while i was stil in Lasgidi.I was alone at home & jst puttin on a 'Jalabiya'(ARABIAN OUTFIT) den suddenly D bell rang & as i reached 4 D door , I saw a sexy figure wit succulent breasties of wich i culd C D cleavages well enuf standin in front of me.She came 2 ask of ma bruv of course & d next thang, Big Bros don stand @ full attention. ha! & wat i was wearing didnt help D mata @ all.D chick jst luked @ me & smiled.Men, i wished 4 D ground 2 jst open up & swallow me dat dae cuz twas very embarassing

Mine was d day my ex text me one night to come downstairs 2 service her carburator.
I didn't waste any seconds but 2 rush.That was about 9:30 pm & phcn didn't show face since morning. So we decided 2 hav d quickie right there,infact, i was about 2 drive my limo right inside her garage. So phcn immediately show face.
Mehn,i waz like,"just disappear like a ghost"