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Jokes Etc / Re: Check Out by EFCC1(m): 12:56pm On Oct 08, 2010 |
ademiller:something tells me u it's expatiate spoiling our day how many of u |
Jokes Etc / Re: Check Out by EFCC1(m): 12:37pm On Oct 08, 2010 |
kaygenx123: your papa dey live for sahara desert |
Jokes Etc / Re: Check Out by EFCC1(m): 12:28pm On Oct 08, 2010 |
kaygenx123:u dey mind women |
Jokes Etc / Re: Cool Ur Hypertension by EFCC1(m): 8:26pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
[size=14pt]e no easy[/size]
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Jokes Etc / Re: A Must Read by EFCC1(m): 8:10pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
madam |
Jokes Etc / Re: Check Out by EFCC1(m): 8:02pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
ademiller: i don't undestant expatiate yasef |
Jokes Etc / Re: Check Out by EFCC1(m): 7:48pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: how?? Mrs samloco |
Jokes Etc / Re: Cool Ur Hypertension by EFCC1(m): 6:12pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
KDK: wetin b koro? |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by EFCC1(m): 8:21pm On Oct 06, 2010 |
He feels something long and hard The girlfriend must have been eating kuli-kuli |
Jokes Etc / Re: Cool Ur Hypertension by EFCC1(m): 7:45pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
Kunbee: is there anything that's not boring to women? anyway e-mail me ur id lets c my profile |
Jokes Etc / Re: Check Out by EFCC1(m): 8:25pm On Oct 02, 2010 |
Dis one happened to me last weekend i was preparing for a night party wen PHCN seize the power supply i was almost done then so i know i kept my phone on d table so i tUk it and off i went.at d party i saw dIs girl i lkd her instantly so i dd all d moves and we got chating i told her i was working in one of first generation bank u no now.guyz as i was talking wit ds g she brought out hr phone omo c eru heavy duty phone but i mine is costly.so i con decide to collect dIs chick number.check out my lines do u mind giving me your number.d g then ask of my phone which i was eager to give her and impress hr 2 dat am also a big g.guys as i reach for phone i bring am out omo nah tv remote i carry giv hr i feel lk dissappearing instantly as she dey lk at d remote control and also at me. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Check Out by EFCC1(m): 8:23pm On Oct 02, 2010 |
sats: get under so that u can b impressed |
Politics / Re: FG Launches N50 Commemorative Note by EFCC1(m): 1:38pm On Sep 30, 2010 |
Ikengawo:That is BLASPHEMY you know ? nice 1 from CBN |
Jokes Etc / Re: Obj, Atiku And Ibb: by EFCC1(m): 12:34pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
Studio CFR:you have been saying this since the foundation of Nairaland joke section are u addicted to it ? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Obj, Atiku And Ibb: by EFCC1(m): 8:34am On Sep 29, 2010 |
Kunbee: e.g |
Jokes Etc / Re: Thief ! Funny Pix by EFCC1(m): 7:22pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
sats: a name that can give u or-gasm my medicine? am on my way to take it |
Jokes Etc / Re: Cool Ur Hypertension by EFCC1(m): 6:46pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
u wan tri ;d ;d ;d
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Jokes Etc / Re: Check Out by EFCC1(m): 6:41pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
ademiller: i need lactic acid as catalyst,d 1 in ur NU-NU |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Good Wife by EFCC1(m): 6:34pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
Studio CFR: where is your warrant @poster she agreed to put the money not cheque |
Education / Kadpoly by EFCC1(m): 4:30pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
I need information concerning Kaduna state polytechnic post UTME ,any information will be appreciated |
Sports / Re: I Want Osaze To Play For Arsenal – Father ! by EFCC1(m): 3:16pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
i love the way this guy play because of him i have started watching their match |
Jokes Etc / Re: No Love Is Worth Dying For,read My Silly Stupid Post.catching Fun by EFCC1(m): 11:19am On Sep 25, 2010 |
Studio CFR: inside ceiling |
Jokes Etc / Re: Obj, Atiku And Ibb: by EFCC1(m): 10:54am On Sep 25, 2010 |
nice 1 |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Must Read by EFCC1(m): 8:10pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
Mine was foolishness.4yrs ago we just move 2 ds area and u know hw u fl wen u ar new in a place also am dat kind of shy guy dat fl unconfortable wen ppl steer at me.so i woke dat morning put on my jean trouser as a f*tball fanatic i brushed my teeth and i noticed dat everybody was just steering at me even d girlz fetching water i bone dem and rush to my vendor 2 read d dailies on my way d same ting happened i started to feel shy wats rong wit me.i got dr i finished my purpose dr and i turn back home sm girls starts laughing looking beneath me i knw my ting is not posing so y ar dey laughing until i got home i went directly 2 d mirror to my my surprise i saw my manliness pointing out of my unzipped jean.wat a dsgrace. |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Must Read by EFCC1(m): 8:08pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: sorry take antibiotic |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Must Read by EFCC1(m): 8:06pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
sats: i didn't look for them either,came across it |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Must Read by EFCC1(m): 8:00pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
Studio CFR: |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Carlo Ancelotti Has Challenged John Mikel Obi by EFCC1(m): 11:59am On Sep 24, 2010 |
Carlo Ancelotti has challenged John Mikel Obi on his lack of goals, promising to run around the pitch when the Nigerian scores. http://www.kickoff.com/news/17876/john-mikel-obi-eager-to-break-chelsa-duck.php |
Jokes Etc / A Must Read by EFCC1(m): 8:14pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
i just came across this on Nairaland and decided to share it with everybody here Topic What Has Been Your Most Embarrassing Moment Ever Actually this happened to me last month. I attended a weeding with my fiancee and while we were exchanging pleasantries with some dignitaries, as put my hand inside my pocket to bring out my hanky so as to clean my face in that sunny afternoon, out came a big cockroach and everybody stared at me. I was momemtarily flabbergasted and speechless. My fiance did not talk to me for one week b/c of this incidence. Abt 4 yrs ago while i was stil in Lasgidi.I was alone at home & jst puttin on a 'Jalabiya'(ARABIAN OUTFIT) den suddenly D bell rang & as i reached 4 D door , I saw a sexy figure wit succulent breasties of wich i culd C D cleavages well enuf standin in front of me.She came 2 ask of ma bruv of course & d next thang, Big Bros don stand @ full attention. ha! & wat i was wearing didnt help D mata @ all.D chick jst luked @ me & smiled.Men, i wished 4 D ground 2 jst open up & swallow me dat dae cuz twas very embarassing Mine was d day my ex text me one night to come downstairs 2 service her carburator. more to come |
Jokes Etc / Re: Cool Ur Hypertension by EFCC1(m): 11:55am On Sep 23, 2010 |
Osama10:thanks |
Jokes Etc / Re: Cool Ur Hypertension by EFCC1(m): 11:37am On Sep 23, 2010 |
@Efe thanks |
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