Chrisrare:
Lol.. I never heard of dis passage b4. Dat solomon na very bad boy...

Christains will believe anything so long as its in d bible... I stopped taking d bible serious the day i found out it supports rape, slavery and children killing..

bro, where is it written in the bible?? Am happy to learn

smogup:
In this buhari economy, Nigerian parents are now pricing their kids school fees like : how much if we remove English language and PE?

hehehe, oh boi, you funny die. Na to add Government join the list oh since the government dey f*ck up#

fellis:
If they give me this one I will scrape the gold and diamond comot and sell them before using the phone

you try sef...I go sell the phone join too

Rednaxelot:
So the OP still dey troll and act puerile here?

Anytime he wants to show his new wristwatch, Snickers, T-shirt et al, that is when he comes here posting silly pictures.

When will you grow up young man?

he's still a young man... hehehe

johnydon22:
Hahahaha this is wicked !!! i understand why he was overwhelmed by the shame but in God's name man there were many lies you could have told at least save face..

E.G " My phone was stolen and they wanted to use it to taint my image, the devil is at work against the man of God"

Religious people are very gullible, 90% would believe it the rest can go to hell if they don't want to.

oh boi, you go wicked if you be pastor oh... badt guy

Gold diggers everywhere...

BrainnewsNg:


http://brainnewsng.com/you-visited-your-in-law-and-this-was-given-to-you-what-will-you-do-photo/

I'll simply tell them that it's my tradition not to eat everything given to me#

omenka:
Reno is just one redundant oaf, and so are those who agree with him. We have seen people call Buhari even worse names than a dog.

It is one thing to call someone a dog and it is another to call a dog someone and then go ahead to write the the person's name on it- all this in a peaceful environment.

Had Buhari been a tyrant, no one would waste their time suing the idiot- they would simply throw his sorry ass in jail and have his dog swallow the keys.

I wonder why he didn't name his dog after his father- abi him like Buhari pass him papa??


Edit:

Wow! Obviously, this comment did a lot of damage to those who think the Sun Rises out my butthole. Feels so good to see them in this mood.

Wetin dis one dey talk sef??

Padreo:
i am Damian a student of Federal polytechnic Oko, HND2 computer science. After the lecture, a piece of paper was passed to students for attendance that's when i faced him. i was to write mine then he tapped my arms for me to give him the attendance sheet, i got angry coz i hate being bullied, i declined giving him then we dragged the attendance sheet, he then told me he's going to deal with me, foolishly of me i told he he cant do nothing. After he went i was told he's a Cultist and one of the top. Am scared as hell here...please my fellow nairalanders what should i do? should i go ask him to pardon me??

My advice for you is to stay calm. If you apologise, they'll see your weakness and capitalise on that..."dem go open office for ur head" The other day while I was at home, I got a call from one of these guys(cultists) threatening me(Warri Boy) that if I want to graduate, I should not come back to the school(DELSU) I was not to supposed to go back to school till on Monday because I came home for the weekend. Immediately after the call, I went back to school, dropped my bag in my hostel(off campus) and went straight to the guy's house, he wasn't around, decided to call and inform him of my presence in the school. Of course he knew where I stay, he never showed up#GutsOverFear
Note: if you don't have the guts, you should probably apologise cos your life might depend on it... Thank you

benedima:


Lolz

I can't just help it than to start laughing.... Nigerians would always be Nigerians..... Very quick to castigate and crucify one another....

Well am not that daft and neither has anything blocked my sense of reasoning.... You can as well call the number on your mobile phone and get the response for yourself.

Thanks kaystelly

Best reply...ever!

Sctests:
MEND seeking for relevance after being decapitated by GEJ since 23 BC. They think their romance with APC will facilitate thr release of their leaders.

You say you are Movement for the EMANCIPATION OF NIGER DELTA, what are you Emancipating? Your version of 'Emancipation' means selling the whole region to the same Fulanis that the Niger delta have been struggling to do away with? Who is fooling who?

Jomo Gbomo kor, kpomo Kpomo ni.

MEND and fight for relevance be like...

Bro, you funny die... nor be only Jomo Gbomo, na Kpomo Kpomo

nnadychuks:
Well, mine are; legend of the seeker, everybody hates chris, universal soldier(day of reckoning), frozen, wise inlaws,city hunter and iron king... What are yours?

Law Abiding Citizen
Stomp The Yard Part1
Brick Mansions
Now You See Me

Proffdada:
Wetin him wan sing for international level? He should go and ask dbanj

Why you hatin'?? Obviously, the dude is doing well for himself...

englishmart:
good morning ladies and gentleman.

Just for fun, let's know what song is your current notification alert tone for incoming calls?

Let me cross the ball first. I've changed mine for several times though. Currently, it's Rihanna ft Drake-work work work and keep working

Let's know yours please.

Gold Digger by Kanye West and Jamie Foxx

teekay213:
to marry dey fear me.i have two neighbours,married women that fvck outside.and the most shocking thing is their husbands knows.crazy world.

are you f*ckin' serious?? I'd rather be a single person (parent) than to be with a cheating partner

Lykar:
Thank God warri is there. I need to experience what nature has to offer for once shuoo...no one shd call me crazy

you're crazy. Since, you want to experience what nature has to offer, I pray it happens in your house

Feranchek:
Ndo nwa'm

Ronaldo may never win the world cup or Euros, buh he'll never quit prematurely.

That's a matured and COMPLETE footballer

God bless ORORO! !!!

God bless you my brother...

acenazt:
Not as funny as the one I saw in Benin city. Oka 4
JESUS Never Bleep UP MINISTRIES

how about the one I saw in Warri?? Problem Last Bus-Stop Ministries. Bro, nothing we nor go see for Nigeria

olayinka807:
Money is very important.


For full story+pictures visit @@ http://www.gisthit.com/2016/06/dj-cuppys-graduation-party-more.html

very important bro...

Amaechi5:
I decided to write this because i think this issue of our network providers deceiving us with their fake data plans is getting out of hand.

I will say this this started with airtel Nigeria, transferred to Glo and now mtn. Why won't they be straight forward and be truthful with their data plans, airtel will tell you you can get 10gb data at the price of N3500(example), but in the true sense it is 4gb for N4000 with their DATA ZAPPING.

Glo followed suite with Glo blackberry plan which normally last longer but now you can't use Glo blackberry plan for 3 weeks. Then the one freaking me out is MTN NOW ZAPS DATA. I'm still trying to figure out how 3.5gb data that i subscribed last two weeks Sunday without downloading or updating my apps, is now remaining 266mb right now.

Mtn are not known to zap data and this isn't the first time i subscribed for their new data plan but it seems they have followed the footsteps of Airtel and Glo to zap data or maybe what happened to me is a network issue as some are complaining about the new data plans.

But why will these networks entice us with low cost for a high bundle plan. When i used airtel 9gb for N3,500 i nearly broke my airtel sim card with anger as it didn't last up to 2 weeks without any sort of downloads. Am afraid etisalat might soon join the trend.

MTN if you are offering 1.5gb for N1000 or 3.5GB data for N2000, let it be real. Not 600mb in disguise of 1.5gb or 1.2gb in disguise of 3.5GB data.

Airtel if you are offering 10gb data for N5000, let it be real not 4gb in disguise of 10gb data

Etisalat i hope you guys don't follow this trend as I'm planning to fully port to etisalat because of this issue.

bro, na Etisalat na worse pass. The other day my friend did 8GB for 8K, it wasn't even up to 4 days he got a notification from them saying he's left with 405MB

Otth:
Okay, this is a challenge I need a solution to. My parents are saying no money no money when it is obvious that they have. My little brother is home because he has outstanding fees so I was wondering if I should give him my tithe to pay part while I pay the tithe next month when I get my next salary, I don't know what to do.

Mods please move it to fp, I need urgent solution to this.

you don't have to think about it for one second. You should pay your brother's fees....

praizeblog:
I no get ur tym.... idiot

hehehehe.... e pain am. nor vex my guy

praizeblog:
see idiot as he dey quote me calling me mumu na by force to quote I no dey abuse person for here but pls dnt ever call me dt name again for your life

see dis crase, you think say I dey fear?? Mumu

madridguy:
And the moral of the story?

to make money... lots of it

praizeblog:
she no resemble witch nah.... lol

mumu, dem dey write say "I be witch" for person forehead It's just accusations, Tee Billz might be right or wrong or maybe he's just talking trash because he's angry...

cherryice:
Sm rich men r stingier dan broke dudes.. All dt matters is that, no matter hw little he's got hes able to give you

you get sense...ur mama born you well.

Daninya11:
In 2011,I was diagnosed with Appendicitis. I underwent surgery to remove the ruptured appendix. It's 5 years now and I still feel uncomfortable.

Before these time, I can stay up to 2 days without using the loo. I hardly experience any form of stomach pain or rumbling noise in my stomach. But after undergoing Appendicectomy, I can hardly eat or drink water without experiencing mild or severe stomach pain, stomach noise and using the loo up to 5 times a day.

I also find it difficult digesting some food like pounded yam as I end up with constipation. I usually throw-up after eating draw soup like ogbono, okro and ewedu. I also feel dizzy when I consume fatty food.

Are all these, the aftermath of undergoing Appendicectomy??..

I just lost a friend yesterday because of this appendix problem. My advice for you is to go back to the hospital for check up... life is precious

irunoobo:
[size=13pt]Why dont you show us the entire pictures of the state he governed This is like snapping at Banana Island in Lagos and portray it as the way the entire Lagos metropolis looks. Akpabio remains the biggest fraud out of the SS after GEJ and MAMA PISS. He built and inflated irrelavant projects to loot the state dry. He is a failure in my opinion [/size]

keep your opinion to yourself, it does not really matter...

edi287:

Don Jazzy no be chicks man na.

you serious? Oya tell me story

Paulpaulpaul:
Fake election, democracy is raped in Nigeria

how far? Who rape am? You need to be specific...

kasay:
The Lion of Niger-Delta

The nightmare of Mama piss and Wicked Wike

The albatross of GEJ and biafrats

The destroyer of PDP

The 5star general of common sense revolution

I hail thee!!

He moves around freely in PH while Wike and his thugs are in hiding

Amaechi my Hero!!!

mumu, abeg get sense