₦airaland Forum

obaataaokpaewu:
All these Urhobo boys sef. This one for be Jesse boy

BrainnewsNg:
Why always 'women?'

goat22:
When a wall gecko is separated from its feline conquistador it is remunerated by the certainly of its minimal esquire knighthood. If the centre of the Greek empire was deliberated by he who must come, indeed the authorities of the earth may confiscate the middle Macedonia oh most understanding children

Blue3k:
Lol what an idiot. He guaranteed himself jailtime because he's too emotional. The guy should have just fought his brother instead of grabbing a gun. These hoes have dudes losing their minds. Just chase just replace.

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zionmde:
All the guy needed to do was to dissolve the marriage and move on. Nothing is worth more sacrificing for than freedom.
I advice people never to take any action when they are eaten up with anger

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billionman:
I guess the peeps quoting this comment didn't see the sarcasm in it. You guys should know NwaAmaikpe by now. He's way smarter than those who can't grasp a simple sarcasm.

NwaAmaikpe:



Only a foolish graduate will marry a tipper driver.
It's better to be a spinster for life than make a mockery of your certificate.

Sirpaul:
My Grandfather told me he saw the Titanic, and from the beginning, he warned all the people that the boat would sink but they ignored him. However, they were warned again on several occasions until they kicked him out of the movie theatre

atikulated2019:
but sometimes, when im
bored, I go into the garden, I cover myself in earth and
pretend I am a potato

emmanuelrabb:
WTF

keryj:
Girls truely hate hairy balls

Balls like the lawn tennis balls are difficult to control when in full force. It will just bounce off one's face, hit whatever it can, comes back around

Me will just be looking at it until it settles somewhere then I will pick it up.

So exhausting

jumpandpas:
Buhari is a disaster.

Wisedove:
Giving tithe to the church instead of helping the poor and needy people around you is synonymous to wasting your money.

What is the essence of paying what you won't feel the impact? Nothing!!! Some gullible Christians are just comforting themselves with the the fallacious believe "you're blessed after paying tithe"
Who bless you for paying the tithe when there are some people in your family, neighborhood and even in your church dying of hunger?

As for me, instead of paying tithe, contribution for the poor in the church, I will rather go to my street and give money to widows and the needy.

912:
why do we have people with really poor mathematics background on nairaland nowadays?

how did you get 10years from the entire thing you just read (I'm assuming you were able to read it).

WAEC formed 1951
Buhari claims he wrote the exam in 1961

If that is true then he was 18 years when he wrote the exam because he is was born in 1942.

So I ask again, please how did you get 10years from the entire write-up?

And these are people calling for Buhari's certificate

SAMBARRY:
So men's phenese go up at the sight of their moms

KINGwax007:
your brain is paining you. Both of you. Did buhari said he sat in 1951 or 1961?

boldking:
I ended a relationship with my girlfriend few days ago, now her father has willed a lot of
properties plus $150million to her.
Am so confused, I don't know how to get her back.
I think I need to tell her am pregnant for her.

oshe111:
Same way Aisha's Kpekus reacts to Buhari'

Noel1:
I ate a mango on a cassava tree, fell down from pepper tree. Yea dear... I'm in meeting with my guy, Dangote. I really need to eat ewedu and maize now. Sorry Nairalanders, I think i'm going gaga...

baliyubla:
Osinbajo the slave as usual going round doing the dirty job, while his Master seats on his Lifeless asz sipping kunu and brukutu, and also munching his gworo.

dumebikareen:
Good for him. Order your cakes today!

Mentcee:
Buhari is a very big phool!

chiommy123:
green pig kill you there

lielbree:
I'm as sweet as candy

Married to a REAL MAN. Not the ediots here on nl

chiommy123:
What kind of men do we have nowadays? Beast? monsters? Some are more evil than devil

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Blackfire:
Rubbish something Nigeria can do....

richardjemedafe1:
Dear father lord!! Show urslf to me! I knw and bliv that u are also on nairaland!! Pls i beg u in the name of God, make me get this job.. Am already dying of fustration.. I need a job.... Pls nairalanderz incase if u av job of any kind pls contact 08107604914 I ONLY FINISHD SECONDARY SCH WITH 9 CREDITS. I CAN DO ANY JOB LEGAL, AM 24YRS

Headlesschicken:
Chaii some gals wicked Sha,buh d resemblance Sha ,n!gga looks like a female goat in her menses ...

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