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Hanahhitler

I've missed your writing so much
It's nice to hear from you after all these white

Pains me that the dumbass doesn't see the irony of the stupid claims

Money gotten from groundnut pyramids was used to research and fund building of refineries.
So once they struck paydirt they allowed the groundnut /agriculture economy go to waste.

Money from the same groundnut economy was used to fund free education which southerners benefited from yet they have the most educationally backward generation and most poverty-ridden region.

In the midst of water the fool is thirsty

Coolcalmcollect:
You're rather stupid and shallow minded to think it's only women that have demon guys should be scared of...So demons na only women them dey possess bah? Una no just dey like get sense for this una religion sha

It's not just only laughable
It's downright stupid.
Such asinine assumptions

kechywillz:
The way women dress nowadays,even if u don't intend to live immoral life,you may be pushed to...but I pray everyday God gives me strength to overcome

What's the difference between you and the likes of those who rape a lady and blame it on indecent dressing on her part?

Learn to exercise self control and stop blaming your inadequacies on peoples' daughters.

You and the OP should hang your head in shame.

You never blame the demon of fornication inside of you wey de make u chase puna upandan, na some random ladies wey some so called demonic spirits don possess with the sole purpose of ruining your miserable lives.

Y'all should get real please

Sipsum:
Werey la fi nwo werey, twitter got everything mixed up, why is twitter just seeing that Kanu's statement is a violation of twitter rules?.
So if the Nigerian government had not treat their Bleep up, na so the rubbish for continue?.
Shame on twitter, I didn't know that outfit could be this shallow.

On a good day, twitter's algorithms can't detect every tweet that runs contrary to its rules.
Same way Bubu"s tweet was reported by many and consequent actions taken by the platform, so also MNK's should have been reported by those who feel some type of way.

In other words, #SeeSomethingSaySomething

I can buy it but the only reason I won't is the fear of electric shock of and when it malfunctions

Me looking @ pmb like

TRUTHISLIFEE:
So I met this girl around my area and I kind of liked her. When I approached her, she was playing hard to get. After a long while, she told me that the only condition for her to date me is if I will not interfere in her relationship as she has been engaged, and that I will let her go peacefully anytime she gets married.

It was a difficult one for me but I gave her my word not to interfere in her relationship and to let her go. Even my elder brother warned me not to spoil that relationship.

We started making out and I kept my word of not interfering in her relationship. Most times we are together and the guy calls, I tell her to pick his call, if their conversation is getting longer, I will simply excuse myself from the scene to allow her talk with her guy freely.

There was a time an old acquaintance of hers showed up and asked her out, She lied to me unknowing to her I was tracing her to the guy's house. When they entered, I called her on phone to enjoy herself that I know where she is. I also let her know that I pity her man as I have nothing to loose in this whole thing/

Fast forward to today, she came to my house and asked me my plans for her, I told her I don't understand as she is engaged. She told me to forget the engagement that I should not use it as an excuse. I told her I will keep to my word and she left angrily. since she got home she has been calling me to agree to marry her.

Make UNA see me see wahala.

Soldier go soldier come
Barracks remain
Wisdom is profitable to direct

He lamented that there were more than 100 different camps and over 30,000 bandits operating across Zamfara and beyond, but the state government would continue with its amnesty programme for bandits as part of measures to secure its people.

If the above bolded is not enough evidence that this whole kidnapping for ransome thing in the north is a systemic and deliberate collusion between the perps and some agents of government then I don't know what else to say about it.

How can you be enriching some non state actors by paying ransome that most likely goes back into increasing their arsenal to fight you and you state unequivocally that you will keep granting the same criminals/terrorists amnesty in order to secure your people.

Who are they deceiving ?

Who do Nigeria this thing ?

How can some people be so be bereft of ideas to tackle insurgency

Albert Einstein once said that 'insanity' was 'Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting to achieve different results'.

Bless his soul

Walk the talk dude

xpressionx:
I know alot of persons will spew thrash here.
Truth is wherever she went to or did.....e no concern you.
Thank God she was found alive.

You're the one spewing thrash here

If it doesn't concern the rest of us, then we wouldn't or shouldn't have heard of it.

Lived alone in uni but had to accommodate a friend in my finals, who then brought his friend (Jo) so we was three in my selfcon.

We got along quite well but the closest thing to this topic I'll share below.

So we went to a friend's family compound for his graduation party. Trust yorubas to throw down a good bash.
Lots of food and booze so all three of us and another friend of ours went and had all the fun that can last one for a whole weekend.
If my memory serves me right, the four of us downed a bottle of Johnny Walker Black label coupled to the beers we had.

So we left for home, all plastered and on getting to the street junction, Jo suggests we branch a nearby bar and do another round of beer. He'll pay, so he said.

At the bar we called another guy to come join us and we all had 2 bottles each before deciding we've had enough and start heading home.

Okay Jo if you want us to support you for the bill talk now before we start leaving, we suggested.
Bros say nor worry y'all can go and as I took my leave, dude was calculating the bill with the barman.

Day breaks and I get a knock on the door.
Behold its the owner of the bar saying how can we do such a thing like drink almost one crate and not sort even 1kobo of the bill.

Funny thing is this dude (Jo) refuses till date to admit he did anything wrong and that's what pissed me off about the whole affair.
We was already in our cups and had virtually no reason to visit that bar that day.

Hashabiah:
Israel has just started fighting a war they cannot win. The best solution is to broker peace because Muslims are more suicidal than any other religious group out there

Go read about the six day war

Why am I not surprised?

Wahala be like wetin again?

Simplyleo:
Okay.

We don't need to check the name but let the following rules apply:

If the fake doctor involved in dealing in human parts is afonja or abokki, let's insult the criminal, his religion and zone.

But if he is igbo, I suggest we simply blame it on Buhari and Tinubu so our ego can be properly massaged.

Try blaming Desmond Elliot for a change

donvoice:
If I may asked
Why do girls wear waist bead in the first place

Then come to talk of this one here

Guys are we save?

Love what I see

Turrible!!!
Just turrible!!!

Where are those asking for video heavydense

They should come and watch

Sebastine1994:
I type this with a heavy heart. Very heavy.

Look at what we have become, look at what a so called role model is saying. It means you are indirectly endorsing Yahoo boys.

I believe there are boys on the street who can play ten times better than this nit wit. but mother luck did not smile on them.

Mind what you are indirectly endorsing with your mouth and fingers ,. it may come back to haunt you

for the idiots below me who call this a joke. Must you joke with everything. Start joking when dangote crush people and see what happens.

That is why I like the Muslim sometimes, you cannot joke with their religion, it's an unwritten rule. you can't joke with Allah the way christains joke with God.


Think of the millions of youth this man has an influence on. think of how some of our useless slangs become popular. think brethren, think

Must y'all be a killjoy?
Clearly the joke is on 2 category of folks here
a. The so called Yahoo boys
b. The ignorant lots like you

Enjoy life
Live free
Laugh more
Appreciate good pun and grow a sense of humour

Lovethaa:
There's this neighbor of mine , He used to be an Abuja based but work made him relocate to Lagos

To cut the Long story short we became friends after a while and we do chilli and Go out together . Although he is 5 years older than me .

He told me of his intentions to settle down as soon as possible which is right considering the fact that he is financially stable plus not getting younger ,

He recently met this babe around where we both stay and they started going out , I didn't think it was something serious until he revealed to me that he wants to marry her .


Now the issue here is that I used to know a guy that once dated the babe and after they broke up the guy revealed to me the crazy things they did and he also mentioned some of his friends that have tasted the babe in the same area too , I almost toasted her myself back then just to get a piece of the cookie but I later ignored the thought ,

So when my friend told me he wants to marry her ,It broke my heart because I felt he deserved more than a lady who had been used many times especially where he lives , Although at first I didn't want to tell him but I later opened up to him and the guy felt bad because he loves the babe but he thanked me , (Unknown to me that he had gone far as meeting the babe parents).


Long story short My friend broke up with her and the babe called me up ,laying curses on my head, Strong curses saying I won't know peace for destroying her relationship..

How she got to know I was the one who told her boyfriend I didn't know.

I blocked her numbers and warned her not to call me again because the curses were too much and she was actually crying why cursing me

Those curses and tears got me feeling uncomfortable and I have been wondering if I did anything wrong.

Was I wrong for interfering ?..Truth is I would have felt betrayed if my friend knows some secrets about my fiancee and he didn't tell,I was only putting myself in his shoes

P.s I need you honest opinion ....

Dear OP
Everyone has a past
Chances are you may just apologise to the babe if you knew the sort of things and lifestyle your moms did/lived way back before meeting your dad and birthing you.
The poor babe's own might be child's play compared to what you'd find out.
Point is , you didn't do well especially as the relationship has been called off because of you.

Next time try to avoid being a meddlesome interloper.

Yeah
Heard the news around 4:30 am when it broke.
Sad indeed

Anigreat:






If you like have the whole world, but without a husband, your influence and wealth are useless.

BS of the highest order.
On what basis have you made this assertion?
You sound pained
Ate you married?
Is marriage an achievement?
Of what usefulness is your existence to mankind?
Abeg nor make me enter you this afternoon.
Dey your lane
Linda ain't bothered about your stooopid boolshit opinion.
She ain't seeking validation from you so can it right there

UmuEri:
Why can't Arewa Youth give those Bandits (Gumi constituents) 72 hours to leave North??

God breast you!!!