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Some of that little sticky-yiki-yiki ooooooohweeeeeeeeed

I'm a savage (yeah)
Classy, bougie, ratchet (yeah)
Sassy, moody, nasty (hey, hey, yeah)
Acting stupid, what's happening? Bitch (whoa, whoa)
What's happening? Bitch (whoa, whoa)
I'm a savage, yeah
Classy, bougie, ratchet, yeah
Sassy, moody, nasty, huh
Acting stupid, what's happening? Bitch
What's happening? (Ayy, ah)

Happy Independence new month

SarkinYarki:
The term Naira actually belongs to the CBN sha

My thoughts too but it only goes to show that whoever gave the approval at CAC back then to the said company wasn't forward thinking, and now this has happened.

Let CBN compensate the company
After all na dem (CBN) be money

Righteousness2:
What a Beautiful air Experience for a Beautiful Dog.
It's owner had to Make some modification on the Plane in other to fly his dog.

Very Very soon! There is gonna be a Mysterious Modification Worldwide on ALL, whose names are written in the book of life in Heaven.

In a twinkling of an eye, At the Blast of the Trumpet of GOD, our mortal bodies will be changed to Immortal bodies and we will takeoff from this Decayed earth to meet our Loving Savior , JESUS Christ in the air.
And so we will be with JESUS for Ever and Ever.

All that is needed to be a part of this Body Modification is to Surrender Genuiely to JESUS Christ, Live for HIM and be Prepared.

It’s the Phantom of the Chakra, Slumdog Opera
RapRadar, NahRight, OkayPlayer moshup
I went from nothing into something like the planet Earth
I showed these major labels how to make a man from dirt
And breathe in his nostrils, fill him up with gospel
Leave him at the mountain top, blasting at the Rothschilds
Who that? Jay Elect, Voodoo Man
From the Lost Land of Mu, sans the Zulu scanned
It's just real Black history, Robert LeRoy Ripley
Believe it or not, I'm gon' spit it till they strip me
Crown me with thorns, march me up the hill
Crucifix me then ditch me, the rest is all mystery
I be in New Orleans making water out of whiskey
Casting judgment on the IRS who audited the gypsies
Tipsy, I got the game tipsy
Staggering out the club, dropping coins in the jitney
Patents of Nobility

Righteousness2:
Wars and Rumors of Wars all over the Places Just as JESUS said it will be signaling the End.
Infact It is as if the Nations go to read the HolyBible before they begin to act.

The Frequency and Intensity of the Signs of the Endtimes JESUS told us about is Fearful and Joyful.

Fearful because of how fast Events are Happening and Joyful because we are so Close to going home.

When I say "We" I don't mean Everybody! I mean all who Surrendered to JESUS, and are Watching and Praying.
The RAPTURE is Imminent!JESUS is Coming!
Get yourself in Order.

A lil something for your listening reading pleasure

Let me take y'all back man
As I do so well
Wasn't nothin' like that
Man, it wasn't nothin' like that first time
She was in my math class
Long hair, brown skin with the fat ass
Sat beside me, used to laugh at mad jokes
The teacher always got mad so we passed notes
It started off so innocent
She had a vibe and a nigga started diggin' it
I was a youngin' straight crushin' tryna play this shit cool
But a nigga couldn't wait to get to school
'Cause when I seen 'em thighs on her and them hips on her and them lips on her
Got me daydreaming, man what
I'm thinkin' how she ride on it, if she sits on it, if she licks on it
It make it hard for me to stand up
As time goes by, attractions getting deeper
Wet dreaming thinkin' that I'm smashin' but I'm sleepin'
I want it bad, and I ain't never been obsessed before
She wrote a note that said "have you ever had sex before"
Damn
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
I wrote back and said "of course I had sex before"
Knowing I was frontin'
I said I was like a pro baby
Knowing I was stuntin'
But if I told the truth I knew I'd get played out son
Hadn't been in pussy since the day I came out one
But, she don't know what
So she done roll back and told me
"Oh you a pro homie? Well I want you to show me
My mama gone for the weekend
So Saturday baby we can get to freakin'"
That's when my heart start racing and my body start sweatin'
Baby you done woke my lil' man up
I'm thinkin' how that body look naked when playing on the bed
Teacher please don't make me stand up
I wrote back like "Yeah baby sound like a plan"
Still trying to play it cool, sound like the man
But I was scared to death my nigga, my stomach turned
Talking damn shit knowing damn well I was a virgin
Bleep
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
You know that feelin' when you you finna bone for the first time
I'm hoping that she won't notice it's my first time
I'm hoping that my shit is big enough to Bleep with
And most of all I'm praying God don't let me bust quick
I'm watching pornos tryin' see just how to stroke right
Practice putting condoms on, how it go right
I'm in a crib now a nigga palm sweatin'
With a pocket full of rubbers and an erection
That's when my hands start touching and her face start blushing
And a nigga roll over on top
And then she get my pants unbuckled and her hands start rubbing
On me, ooh girl don't stop
It's time for action
Pull out the condoms real smooth, yeah just how I practice
But right before I put it in, she flinched and grabbed it and said
"I wanna get something off my mental
I can tell you a pro, but baby be gentle"
'Cause
'Cause I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no

Psalmistproject:
Since there are no jobs, can anyone hit me up let's partner and create a reality show with at least N100million award

What're you bringing to the table?

Offpointng:
When you bring into a communion two sledge hammer with a bricks of sack clothing, the souvenir of humility cannot be undertaken in a vehicle of nuisance constitution. But when you do all things just to shake the media atmosphere, the rain of money might just be hidden at the back of a mango leaf whose skeleton project maturity

Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you
More kudos to your bravadobobility

RPirez:
The OP must be Igbo with the chest-beating tone of this write-up.

Referring to an employee of her's as "my worker". Arrogant mofo!

In one breadth you're stereotypical, in another you're insultive!!!

So who fucking blew you in the parking lot huh?

Or why blame OP for the fact that you was dropped on your head as a baby?

seyz91:
You no lie
Me detest them two

Na that angel dey irritates me pass

Do we blame her at all? She already knows how most naija think, we celebrate mediocrity, since the time of tasha boob exposure in her time and disqalification yet still got endorsment outside the house plus the nonsense fame afterall so she knew the indescency is what Nigerians celebrate so she purposely giving her nonsense fans what to like

You go choke on your hate o

humilitypays:
Mumu girl. You knew that you are not beautiful, at least be decent in appearance to help your life, instead you decided to worsen your case by being ugly, tacky looking and indecent at the same time. I wonder the kind of man that will have the courage to take you to his parents as his wife to be




This is as a result of bad parenting, allowing kids chose how to live their life in the name of freedom.



Same with that Ogbanje looking Angel, her sight alone can weaken any standing dick

So what?
So who fuckin blew you in the parking lot before you came in ?

If Angel in all her glorious beauty can make your peepee go down then dude you need to have that thing between your legs examined & fast too.

Ode*10000

Shellsploit:
Useless pilot!

He should go and continue his stunt in Gods presence.

We really need to study what causes this sort of bitterness in humans Sorry Nigerians.

This is the best you can say after reading this piece? Why not just shut up

Hanahhitler

I've missed your writing so much
It's nice to hear from you after all these white

Pains me that the dumbass doesn't see the irony of the stupid claims

Money gotten from groundnut pyramids was used to research and fund building of refineries.
So once they struck paydirt they allowed the groundnut /agriculture economy go to waste.

Money from the same groundnut economy was used to fund free education which southerners benefited from yet they have the most educationally backward generation and most poverty-ridden region.

In the midst of water the fool is thirsty

Coolcalmcollect:
You're rather stupid and shallow minded to think it's only women that have demon guys should be scared of...So demons na only women them dey possess bah? Una no just dey like get sense for this una religion sha

It's not just only laughable
It's downright stupid.
Such asinine assumptions

kechywillz:
The way women dress nowadays,even if u don't intend to live immoral life,you may be pushed to...but I pray everyday God gives me strength to overcome

What's the difference between you and the likes of those who rape a lady and blame it on indecent dressing on her part?

Learn to exercise self control and stop blaming your inadequacies on peoples' daughters.

You and the OP should hang your head in shame.

You never blame the demon of fornication inside of you wey de make u chase puna upandan, na some random ladies wey some so called demonic spirits don possess with the sole purpose of ruining your miserable lives.

Y'all should get real please

Sipsum:
Werey la fi nwo werey, twitter got everything mixed up, why is twitter just seeing that Kanu's statement is a violation of twitter rules?.
So if the Nigerian government had not treat their Bleep up, na so the rubbish for continue?.
Shame on twitter, I didn't know that outfit could be this shallow.

On a good day, twitter's algorithms can't detect every tweet that runs contrary to its rules.
Same way Bubu"s tweet was reported by many and consequent actions taken by the platform, so also MNK's should have been reported by those who feel some type of way.

In other words, #SeeSomethingSaySomething

I can buy it but the only reason I won't is the fear of electric shock of and when it malfunctions