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This is I don't want to leave this place to the city o
The city is boring
Let's dine joor

Nazgul:
How old is your mum and how old is this your brother in-law in question?

My mother is 59

The man should be 40, 42

My sister got married last year
Her husband is a handsome rich man
Last week, they visited my parents and my brother in law gifted my parents a number of items including a DOZEN OF PANTIES for my mother .

My father is so angry about this kind gesture of his son in law.

What do you think guys

WrittyWritter:
Are u worried she is a witch..or u re worried dat she is forming

About d shit matter..some people can go a week without shiting[b]..at least she is farting right [/b]

NO!

Davash222:
Wetin you wan use her sh!t do

Don't even bring yourself

We are planning to get married next year
But she never uses the washroom

I can be with her for three days and she will never go to the toilet

I have warned her that if she refuses to shittz we will break up

What sort of nonsense is that

I have paid my crush a visit
She dey kitchen now preparing something for me and I am in her single room. I felt like farting small but the odour in this room right now is something else and she can walk in anytime soon, please help. I can sense that I have shitt too inside my boxers. Na die be this o, make una help your broda o

What is the highest amount u have paid for sex?

What is the least amount u have paid for sex?

Thank you

dhml:
Maybe the wife done taste another man Lips.

But do lips have taste?

My colleague at work says his wife is threatening divorce
All because, according to the wife, she doesn't like the taste of his lips
Which one again be this
Lips too come get taste again?
Please, any expert assistance here
How can my friend improve the taste of his lips

Haaaaaaaaa

My head is balding very fast
Ladies, do u mind dating a baldheaded man with low budget?

How can a wife visit another man?

Are u mad?

Are you a wife

Well ! Well !! well !!!
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The Board of the two time African Champions in an emergency meeting earlier this morning agreed to make an opening bid of £150million pounds to sign arguably the world's best player in history !!!

Credit : Asantekotokosupporters.com

My brother has realised that his wife has been wearing his boxer shorts. He caught her red handed last week.

My brother is considering divorce since many suggest it is a sign the woman is cheating or doing juju against my brother.

Men, monitor your wives closely

What are your reasons?

Aboks:
She is so beautiful and sexy Haba marry her jare

Thanks

My fiancees picture is attached below

I love her so much and set to marry her
But the problem is my family

They all don't support

My father says he will disown me if I go ahead

Please should I go ahead and forget my family?



See her picture below


Please advise

Please, my white friend with picture attached seems an African wife. He is very rich and handsome.

Email me if you are beautiful and Interested, thank you. Serious women only.

For the past six months, I have been growing shorter and shorter

I used to be 5'9

Then it moved to 5'6

Then 5'3

Currently I am 4'2

I can't wear even my clothes again and my fiancee has left me
Please, what is the solution to this?

Please help

A husband licking his wives annnus?

Is it a sin?

I have been toasting this lady for months, but she kept saying it is not possible.

Few days ago, she has been tested positive for COVID and under quarantine.
Just when she was quarantined, she messaged me that she has accepted my love proposals. She says I must show my love in these times.

Should I enter this relationship ?

Mature advice only

I have observed that, girls with halitosis want to kiss always
They want to kiss badly
Is it that they are not aware? Or just want to punish people?

*Spits*

Jewessgratitudd:
Hmm...thank God its not true.
You shall not die but live and declare the works of God. In Jesus name.
Amen.

What kind of expensive joke was that?

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I doubt that guy is a human being

My attention has been drawn to a thread where bushyanus is lying that I am dead. I am stating categorically clear here that, I am very well and alive; not dead. I am calling on everybody to treat that stuppid thread with the contemt it deserves and please permanently ban that monicker called bushy. Please, delete that thread since it is very defaming. Thank you

budaatum:
Sorry you died.

Please, stop making fun of this, please