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I want to learn the difference between Armenianism and Calvinism ? Which is theologically correct.

I will appreciate scriptural references thank you

MrBrownJay1:
considering only divorce?! your friend should also send that mad woman to a mental institute for psychiatric evaluation

Ah ah

Jayjezey:
I smell a movie script here

True stoly

My friend's wife says , his wife has vowed that, she can't kiss him unless he applies hand sanitizer to his lips before kiss and wears nose and mouth masks. He must also wear hand and foot gloves. My friend is considering divorce . PL ease advise

*WE HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE; THERE IS NOTHING NEW UNDER THE SUN*

Now Satan stood up against Israel, and moved David to number Israel. So David said to Joab and to the leaders of the people, “Go, number Israel from Beersheba to Dan, and bring the number of them to me that I may know it.”

And Joab answered, “May the Lord make His people a hundred times more than they are. But, my lord the king, are they not all my lord’s servants? Why then does my lord require this thing? Why should he be a cause of guilt in Israel?”

Nevertheless the king’s word prevailed against Joab. Therefore Joab departed and went throughout all Israel and came to Jerusalem. Then Joab gave the sum of the number of the people to David. All Israel had one million one hundred thousand men who drew the sword, and Judah had four hundred and seventy thousand men who drew the sword. But he did not count Levi and Benjamin among them, for the king’s word was abominable to Joab.

*And God was displeased with this thing; therefore He struck Israel*. So David said to God, “I have sinned greatly, because I have done this thing; but now, I pray, take away the iniquity of Your servant, for I have done very foolishly.”

Then the Lord spoke to Gad, David’s seer, saying, “Go and tell David, saying, ‘Thus says the Lord: “I offer you *three things*; choose one of them for yourself, that *I may do it to you*.” ’ ”

So Gad came to David and said to him, “Thus says the Lord: ‘Choose for yourself, *either three years of famine*, or *three months to be defeated by your foes with the sword of your enemies overtaking you*, or else for *three days the sword of the Lord—the plague in the land*, with the *angel of the Lord destroying throughout all the territory of Israel*.’ Now consider what answer I should take back to Him who sent me.”

And David said to Gad, “I am in great distress. Please let me fall into the hand of the Lord, for *His mercies are very great; but do not let me fall into the hand of man*.”

*So the Lord sent a plague upon Israel, and seventy thousand men of Israel fell*. And God sent an angel to Jerusalem to *destroy it*. As he was destroying, *the Lord looked and relented of the disaster, and said to the angel who was destroying, “It is enough; now restrain your hand*.” And the angel of the Lord stood by the threshing floor of Ornan the Jebusite.

Then David lifted his eyes and saw the angel of the Lord standing between earth and heaven, *having in his hand a drawn sword stretched out over Jerusalem*. So David and the elders, clothed in sackcloth, *fell on their faces*. And David said to God, “Was it not I who commanded the people to be numbered? I am the one who has sinned and done evil indeed; but these sheep, what have they done? Let Your hand, I pray, O Lord my God, be against me and my father’s house, but not against Your people that they should be plagued.”

Therefore, the angel of the Lord commanded Gad to say to David that *David should go and erect an altar to the Lord on the threshing floor of Ornan the Jebusite*. So David went up at the word of Gad, which he had spoken in the name of the Lord. Now Ornan turned and saw the angel; and his four sons who were with him hid themselves, but Ornan continued threshing wheat. So David came to Ornan, and Ornan looked and saw David. And he went out from the threshing floor, and bowed before David with his face to the ground. Then David said to Ornan, “Grant me the place of this threshing floor, that I may build an altar on it to the Lord. You shall grant it to me at the full price, that the plague may be withdrawn from the people.”

But Ornan said to David, “Take it to yourself, and let my lord the king do what is good in his eyes. Look, I also give you the oxen for burnt offerings, the threshing implements for wood, and the wheat for the grain offering; I give it all.”

Then King David said to Ornan, “No, but I will surely buy it for the full price, for I will not take what is yours for the Lord, nor offer burnt offerings with that which costs me nothing.” So David gave Ornan six hundred shekels of gold by weight for the place. And David built there an altar to the Lord, and offered burnt offerings and peace offerings, and *called on the Lord; and He answered him from heaven by fire on the altar of burnt offering*.

*So the Lord commanded the angel, and he returned his sword to its sheath*.

At that time, when David saw that the Lord had answered him on the threshing floor of Ornan the Jebusite, he sacrificed there. For the tabernacle of the Lord and the altar of the burnt offering, which Moses had made in the wilderness, were at that time at the high place in Gibeon. But David could not go before it to inquire of God, for he was afraid of the sword of the angel of the Lord.

1 Chronicles 21.

You must build an altar to sacrifice to the Lord Jesus (Romans 12:1) in these perilous times. The Lord Jesus is the controller of the universe (Collosians 1:16-18) and only Him can save you in these time. If the Lord does not approve of any pestilence/affliction, same cannot be made manifest; He is the King of Kings. He is the head of principalities and powers; the demons/devils tremble at the mention of His name. Jesus is the solution; not nose masks, sanitizers etc. Seek the Lord Jesus today.

I form light and create darkness; I make well-being and create calamity; I am the LORD, who does all these things (Isaiah 45:7)


WAVE

Do you?
Drop the name

You catch your wife and your crush doing lesbo in your matrimonial home, what will you do? Be honest .

sonmvayina:
The gospel stories comes from ancient tales about Marduk the son of Enki and Marduk is the Lord of the old testament... It was at the council of nicea, that in other to satisfy both faction, athanasius said he was both God and man.. A human history was then forged for him...



So Jesus Is Marduk.. But he is not a man or human being

Madman

voltron14:
Check-in?

All he has to do is repeat this story to them and watch what would happen.

Madman

paxonel:
What is the full meaning of the word EMMANUEL?
It means GOD WITH US!

And we also know that Jesus lives in us, Therefore Jesus is the God in us.

Jesus is God himself. John 1:1

God bless you

AntiChristian:
1. when Jesus was being baptized who was the voice from heaven that said "This is my beloved son in whom I'm well pleased"?

2. When Jesus was in Mary's womb, who was controlling the affairs of the world?

3. When Jesus died from Friday to Sunday, this means God Almighty died for three days! So who controls the world when your God died till He woke up.

The voice was a sign to John the Baptist

When Baby Jesus was in Mary's womb, He was still God. With God all things are possible

What is death? Death does not mean cessation of life, but a transition into another realm

Don't dare me to post pictures

Anytime my cousin makes love to his wife, she defecates onto the bed and all over them, watery toilett. My cousin also eats it.
They say it is sexxy.

Please is this normal?

Comedian2019:
Who did Jesus pray to when he said "Father..." at John 17:1,5,21,24,25?
Who was in charge when Jesus died?
Who brought Jesus back to life when he died?

You don't know that , the body of man is just a container?

When Jesus died, He left His body

It was Himself that re-entered His body after the third day to rise. Jesus Christ is God, halleluyah

Ishilove:
She is possessed with the spirit of Sodom and Gomorrah

Really?

My friend says that, often, his wife wants him to take her from her shitthole. She prefers there to the main engine. Then I told my friend that, the wife is a gay and that, she is also a hoe.

The thing is, when I was dating with her, I never gave her through the shitthole and I don't know why she has changed since she married.

Please help me

She tells me every thing about her
Including her sex life
I told her I love her and she said she doesn't know what to say

Does she love me

You have dated her for 6 years and you finally decide to marry her
Everything is set, in church
Pastor asks you:

Do you take this lady/man as your lawfully wedded wife/husband?

As you are about to say yes, he/she suffers an eppileptic attack.

Will you say yes or no?

Be honest

Yesterday being Valentine day, I mustered the courage to tell her, she hasn't picked my call again

Blu03:

I love your profile picture. So handsome!

I can marry u

Yesterday Valentine, my best friend invited my fiancee to eat with her
Today, she has herpes
I think my friend did it with her
Should I marry him?

How do you tell a girl she has mouth odour without offending her?
Please help fast, I can't take it any longer

My best friends wife this morning wished me a Happy Valentine dear on Whatsapp

And I am confused

Please what should I do?

ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz:
She loves you to have let you stay in her room and even slept on the floor... She was actually waiting for you to tell her to come on the bed.

I was once in your position

Oh really

She allowed me to spend the night in her room
I was in her bed
She was on the floor
I didn't make any move
I have known her for a month
Does she loves me?

lifenajeje:
People dey marry girl wey no get teeth u dey complain of molar ..

Na u won kiss him fiancee

But she is my brother

Blu03:



You're living up to your moniker! Standard

How

Wonders will never end
My brother is marrying this lady next, and you won't believe it
All her teeth are molars. Can you imagine? I have threatened to cut blood ties with my brother if he goes ahead to marry such a dangerous woman.
Am I right?

So I told them to eat it.
Can you imagine?

Please advise

I saw my best friends wife in a hotel with another man. Since then I have not been myself

Should I tell my friend?