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SocialJustice:
I'll pick number 1, cant count how many decent girls I've made private porn stars.

You are a foool

bigjackass:
3. Cooking and bedroom are skills that can be learnt

Gbam

I killed the barman

My sister's husband has been pestering me with love proposals and I am really confused.

I visited them sometimes and he nearly rapedd me had it not been my karate skills, that was when I knew he was gayy. now , he is promising me many things and is making me confused. My biggest fear is , what if I get pregnant? As a man, where will I push the baby through?

Also, should I inform my sister?

Worried boy

3

I am ugly so my wife must be beautiful

Please, I need my ID card, please

Please register me oo

Full name: Evans Akyem

Please I need my ID card

They are satanists

Elsie started staying out late some days ago. I noticed her attitude change over time. She is always looking Hot. I monitored her and realised she is dating a nearby bull dog. All of a sudden, this bull dog has been spending time in my house because of my dog Elsie. This foolishh dog-in-law has been screwing Elsie right before my eyes . More annoying is, it is even eating food I give to Elsie, it knows no respect

Now Elsie is showing signs of pregnancy and it is this fooool who is responsible. It has not not paid a dime to me but enjoying Elsie for free. When it mounts Elsie I really feel very very jealous

Now I want to poison my dog-in-law

Please, mature advice needed urgently before I kill my neighbors dog

Tcwork:
I am not JW but from this thead it's so clear that Jehovah's Witnesses handled themselves very well. They seem to be much better in the scrpitures than all those who came against them.
I am sure the good lady who began this has realized her mistakes. These guys are a step above.
All that being said, it is not a competition but a wake up call to all Christians to study the scriptures and don't start what you cannot finish.
A lot of uncharitable words where exchaged. It only goes to show that we Christians are more focused in furthering our church doctrines than living the life of Christ.
Each was more interested in winning the debate, forgetting that, it doesn't really matter who debates better.

JW spotted

Chapter One

My uncle had won the election to become a senator. I was so excited, I was also a nephew of a senator. I was in the little village called Umudum with my parents. I always told my mum about my desire to move to Lagos to stay with my wealthy Uncle, Uncle Barry the latest senator. It happened that, after I finished my secondary school and results released, I persuaded my parents to arrange with my uncle so I would go and stay with him. They spoke with him and he agreed; he agreed also to take me to the University, since my results were good.

It was dream come true when I eventually landed on the compound of uncle Barry; a real mansion. He introduced me to his wife, the househelp and three children. I was taken to a room and told that was going to be my lodging place. I didn't like the househelp; she was about 50 years of age, apparently older than even my uncle himself. She looked funny. Early the following morning, my uncle was already out for work, his wife Aunt Lilly took my round the has and gave me my first assignment. I was to weed round the house since the compound was weedy. After this, she also left for work. So, I began weeding. Few minutes after she left, the househelp Dorky came to call me. "I want to advise you, so you will have a good stay here " she said. She took me into her room, sat right beside me on her bed. She began talking. She talked for about an hour concerning how I was to go about things in the house. At a point I realised she removed her top, left with just her bra on. I didn't like it but couldn't complain owing to her advanced age. I didn't like her dentures and super red gum; it disgusted me. After about an hour of her lecture, I asked that I go to continue with my work. She didn't look ok.

To be continued

If you meet Satan now, what question or questions will u ask him?

Thank u

So, my crush for the first time wished me merry Christmas

Does that mean she is also crushing over me?

Should I propose?

Thanks

Genesis 3:4-5,22

[4]Then the serpent said to the woman, “You will not surely die.
[5]For God knows that in the day you eat of it [b]your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and ev[/b]il.”


[22]Then the Lord God said, “Behold, the man has become like one of Us, to know good and evil. And now, lest he put out his hand and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live forever”—


1 Timothy 2:14
[14]And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived, fell into transgression.

I requested for my cruch's pictures on WhatsApp today and she said. I also send her mine
And we both did

Is that a major sign of interest?

arantess:
no baby is born with dreadlocks
its only left uncut to form dreads

You are wrong

There are babies born dread

arantess:
are you saying some babies come out from womb with locked hairs
or no razor has touchd their hair since they were born
either ways there are no secrets AFAIK, they can be nazirites who have vowed to their God and its art of their rituals not to cut hairs and beards, just like the alfas who are heavily bearded
in the old testament, it was instructed for samsons hair not to be touched at all, and the intent was for God to use him....note that samson is not the only nazirite, a lot of them existed

What of babies born dreadlocked

Are there mysteries and secrets underpinning children born dreadlocked or Rasta?

Or it is just a normal phenomenon?

Thank you

thesilentman:
Wow,i like this question.
Some people lament today that if only Adam and Eve did not disobey God,i.e by eating the forbidden fruit.Let me make it clear to you that everything that happens in our world today-whether good or bad-is exactly the way the almighty God wanted it to be.Imagine when there was war in heaven and the devil was casted down to the earth.And for what?To come and be tormenting the people of the earth.Why did God not kill him outrightly?
See,if I continue to expose what i know about destiny here,some people will lose interest in God at the end of the day.

Expantiate

BaddieFreak:
I don't believe your story

Bros I am serious

Can u imagine
We made love only three days ago
And she says she is pregnant and that I am responsible
How?
We did just MouthAction
And annal
How can she be pregnant
What should I do

doctore212:
When you are about coming after knacking ur babe, try and fetch ur semen in a glass cup.

Then pour it directly on the coal. Strike. Mtch and tank me later.

What

I am still trembling

And urinated all over myself

johnhood:
You really sound like your name.

Oh whow?

party

Hmm
Babe is still around and from the looks of things she wants to. Make Love. She has removed all her clothes and lying in my bed. But I haven't done it before. Please, how is it done? I don't know how to do it

I am trembling
Please show me

You people are very wicked

Make una do quick before I lose it

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Ogbeni go and fill your gas

Oh

fati2001:
ask ur babe...

Omo I am shy na

Abegii
My babe has visited and my gas is finished
I have borrowed Aunty Maggie coalpot
I have poured charcoal but dont know how to set the fire
Please, how do I set coal pot fire
I have only matches
Please, babe is hungry
Help me

CulverBerry:
What is that please?

Ask your faada