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Like seriously, metallic ladder to work with electricity? It must be true that who the gods want to kill, they first make mad.

How do you climb an electric light pole with a metallic ladder?

Thus country don tire person self

Please let the judge be a woman abeg.

This is what boys has been clamouring for since na. They should also probe Edo university too.

They should probe his entire stay at Osadebe Close. That guy needs to visit oko

Then what about military planes?

princeSammyz:
And they had to snap the pix showing everybody's face... The NPF is coming for them

The police won't do anything. They can't tell me they were not aware there would be reprisal attack. This is Benin people we're talking about. They don't let things like that go just like that. Even if it takes them ten years, they will still kill somebody

gulfer:
They are legit, go for it guy, all the best

How does this quotation make it legit? Can you see how many times the word potential was used in this write up without telling you exactly what they do?

I even checked their address, there's nothing like Isaac Johnson street in Lagos.

We only have Isaac John. One in Ikeja, one in Shomolu.

I remember when as a corps member in Enugu state, a masquerade blocked our path and said the they must flog the female corper because she wore trousers and any female who wears trousers must not be seen by the masquerade.

We almost fought that day until the masquerade said corper you de vex o. Turns out they were our students

Even the corp Marshal knows this directive won't work because most of the unregistered tricycles and bikes don't move on federal roads where road safety officials are posted.

This directive would be best carried out by the state VIOs or police. Not FRSC officials who are not posted to state roads

Morning. My aunt bought a brand new Honda city back in 2008. Till last week, there has never been any case to open the engine for once.
Last week, I notice engine oil on the top sides of the engine cover and the mechanic said its the oil seal, which I gave him money to buy.

So I was with him when he opened the engine cover and the sludge build up was massive. He advised me to buy an engine flush so we can flush the sludge out but I should hold on till Tue next service.

I went online and read how this works, the after effect on the car and I decided not to door it again. My question now, is there any other way if getting this sludge out without using chemicals because I understand that using the hot oil method may not necessarily clear it properly.

Godmother:
I had a shop few years ago but had to close it down due to the stress of owning a shop in Lagos.

There are just too many levies associated with owning a shop and if you aren't careful, you'd be working for these people.

Then I used to pay the following:

Shop Rent = 8,000 monthly (for two shops)
NEPA BILL = 2,000 - 5,0000 monthly
SHOP Permit =5,000 yearly
Lawma = 300 - 500 monthly
Security = 2,000 monthly
Reconnection= 300 for whenever the light was disconnected.
Transport = 5,000 monthly
Feeding Nil as I always brought food from home

Total = 18,000 to 23,000 monthly

Which means I needed to make at least 18,000 monthly to not be running at a loss. Whatever else I made was then my profit.

At the end, I did a rethink and felt owning a shop was slavery and not just worth it in this part of the country.

Please share your own experience owning a shop in Lagos.

What area is this so I can come and take over the shop if you don't mind.

TheTrueSeeker2:
In 2019?

What happened to online application?

I can imagine the heap of papers this university wants to accumulate

Free paper for suya sellers for the next one year.

I stopped Applying for all these universities When I went to drop my application in FUPRE back in 2013. They just opened a room and asked everyone to throw throw their envelopes there. The big room was almost filled with brown envelopes.

Juliusmalema:
What a name?

Is it oruku or onuku?

Imagine name Umuode......umu-ode..

Oo chim.

This got me laughing even as person don break into my safe collect all my money this evening.

Am just looking for who will buy new thing in my house tomorrow

Abeg how does the time of buying something indicate that it was a stolen item?

And these streets are swept everyday.

Wesporting:
I don't know him

Thought I was alone

You're looking for a police officer, why not release his picture so the public will take care justice for you if truly you're looking for him to face justice.

seanwilliam:
i just say make i carry papa car enter street o, i don start am like 5 times the car no gree( be like say na fuel). suddenly the steering knock, key no gree enter again. abeg before he comes back on saturday. wetin i go do o

What car are you talking about and what year? Can you take and picture of the car, so we know what we're dealing with.

How come he looks like Goro in Mortal Kombat?

Princedapace:
Thank God no one died..


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This has to be the most stupid thing I've read on Nairaland for a long time. Mr. Rashidi lives in Sango-Ota, f*cks his daughters and police went undercover to deceive themselves that they're working while some spiritualists have price list, could have been a short version of the this crap.

Why do we like celebrating nonsense in this country?

Feelinso:
Osaze odemwingie and odion ighalo are ugly

No need replying a bozo na

Scholartimothy:
-An inter-state transrpotation outfit needs a driver that is familiar with Lagos-Benin city route....drop your number if interested....Applicants should reside at bergar or close to Ojodu bergar lagos s

08026102558

Cooladex:
Lol. Eyes don see.

Things you see on the job

eherbal:
thanks . moved about 10 metres since my last post.

No tell me you still de there by this time o

1daboi:
you for go by yourself na. If you leave Lagos early, 10 am you dey Benin. Do your thing, 3pm you dey lag

Since I got my car, to enter public transport de do me somehow and I usually experience motion sickness in buses. That's why I restrict my movement except it's very necessary

Epphy:
Sowie...but you could ask for a scanned copy & print out here for the time being

The bozo has not even gone to their office. Says he's busy. I have to wait till tomorrow.

Would have been doing night work, but I love my life pass

eherbal:
too late bro.stuck in it over an hour now.painfully no rider.

You don hear am today. One of those times you wish you could just pick up your car and carry it to another place

izzou:
You could waybill it to Benin so someone there can help you renew it

That's what I did. Am waiting for him to send it back. Just that I can't go anywhere until I pick up the papers. See as de house since yesterday de fat on top my savings.

Gentlelife50:
I end trip for the past 20 minutes and the rider has been on call and said I should wait. He is still here in my car making calls and it's card trip ooo. What do I do, a trip of #600

Simply tell him you've gotten another request and you have to go. After all, your car is not a call center na