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Thought I saw shrek.

Freshness

Its like this Buhari has started smoking what his northern youth have been taking since. Why didn't he do Tue same thing to save Ambode?

timilehing:
Registered 06 Camry (Japan spec) @1.9m? Bros, can I pay 2.2m?

Bro, the best you can get for that car is 1.4m because its naija used. Forget how long you used it for, its already registered

Are you sure you're ready to sell

greenhulk:
Actually u are wrong. Adding 4g to a feature phone doesn't mean Nokia don't know what to invent. In fact I have been looking for this kind of phone as a 2nd phone. Sometimes I just don't wanna go out with a distracting large smartphone but still have with me a feature phone with 4g that I can still use to access information online when the need arises. Very dope. Same thing they did with Nokia 8110 4g. If the price is right I am definitely buying this one and use as a 2nd phone. I hope it has a hotspot as that would be a defining factor.

Somebody does not want SARS to search his big phone

Go through this thread he may be lucky.


https://www.nairaland.com/2653841/uber-partner-lagos-please-share/1798



And what area do you guys stay?

Davash222:
To kneel and beg a woman to be your responsibility is the height of foolishness!!!

I swear. I proposed to my babe, and she said yes o. But because I didn't kneel down, she said I have to do it again. I just jejely collected the ring and kept in my house. Over two weeks now the ring de with me. She go beg me for it later

DoTheNeedful:
Ladies are actually very smart. I pity men who undermine how intelligent and useful they can be.




Haba 4 vs 45? Did you study Home Economics in the university?

Am sure he studied foreign languages

Terrible, just terrible

deepwater:
Yoruba people you mean

You want to put me in trouble now abi? I didn't mention any names o.

Na waka I de waka so o

SojiCash:
What about Your own music �

At least its not a mass production of noise

He will now be disturbing passengers with loud noise called Fuji. I wonder how people listen to that kind of music

Acedave1:
nothing good ever happen in this country always bad news

for ten years,,

police never go find him since he's nobody son

not the politicians son

You've gone back to those drugs again abi?

Arysexy:
PDP is waiting for him with open alms. Consider APC losing Edo in the coming election. Esama has even visited the Governor in preparation for the eventual rejection by APC.

Exactly. Edo people are tired of APC. Give them the opportunity to go back to PDP and you'll never see APC in that state again

dumo1:
Says who? Didn't Dino Maleye get his own form from the PDP headquarters in Abuja?

You're not getting it. In this case, the governor is being supported by the leaders of his party in his state. So the national Secretariat cannot do him anything. He cannot be suspended from the national Secretariat, the national Secretariat can only act on the directives given by his ward which is solidly behind him.

The Binis kept quiet when Oshiomohle was doing his own when he was governor because they know their time will come. The Binis will not let their son go down without a fight.

dumo1:
See this mumu u grateful obaseki, what happened to Ambide wouldbe child's play compared to what oshiomole would do to you. Abi it's oshiomole that will be the one you will collect party form for your immaginary dream of 2nd term as Edo state Gorvenor. You never see something

For your information, the governor gets his form from Edo state chapter of APC who are supporting him and not from the national Secretariat who is just a big bozo

Just woke up from a dream. Don't usually remember my dreams when I sleep back so I just decided to share this before I sleep again.

Was in an open field, maybe a football field. Saw two snakes intertwined together. Shouted and an old woman came with a stick to hit them. Killed one and the other jumps on a fence. She strikes out at it but missed and it jumps back on the field.

I then try to hit it and the snake then flings itself at me. That's when I woke up.


Yesterday night I had two similar dreams, though I can't remember their details both involved me waking up the moment I was about to be harmed.



Am not the type of person that speaks out about these kinda of things but I just feel I should put this out.

And He said it is finished.




I give up on the Yoruba's.

So you want to tell me you were not aware of their existence, who then issued the ID cards?

thanta:
Funny thing is .. he might not do the same for his Father

Exactly what was i n my mind.

Finally. I went in hard into one of the potholes in that tunnel a few weeks ago. I nearly lost control of my car.

They should try to put light in the afternoon in that tunnel abeg o

Go ahead o, we are waiting

Damisam93:
Lol, give the school name and state served

Central primary school, Akpakume in UDI local government of Enugu state

Horlhamhi:
"they've been waiting for me since 2013"...this cracked me up. I'm sure the pupils were excited at the news of you coming back only for their 'Corper Teacher' not to show up. lolzz

You know the funny thing is there's no network in the village so they couldn't call me to find out what happened

Youngstar76:
Eyah I feel bad for the students who might have been expecting u. More like the coming of Christ.

U for honestly make am clear to the headmistress say 10k 2 small 4 ur needs so u no fit take d job.

Don't worry, another corp member would have taken over now.

Edonice:
I was once called by one of the big entertainment center in Edo state (kada plaza) for an interview, that very day I was so exited and highly elated, I had high expectations and hopes that i was about to start a career in a big firm, I ironed my trousers and starched my shirt.
On that faithful day I matched magestically to the center for the interview there i met other potential employees, I was confident in my self because I know the kind of stuff I am made up of.

It all began when we were asked to que up and one after the other we began to go into the office of the MD for the interview. I was eager for it to get to my turn as I wanted to unleash my persona on the MD.

Finally it got to my turn and I walk into the MD office head high, when I got there I was asked to introduced my self which I did, the MD was an Indian man asking me all sort of questions in his Indian ascent I kept answering him and lecturing him on the job of which I was being interview for..

When he was satisfied that I could handle the position effectively it can to the stage of salary negotiation..

He asked how much will I like to be paid I told him i am open to negotiation. Then the shocker came he started from 10000 then 15000 and finally he said the best the company can pay is 18000 naira.

I just walked out of his office and started heading back home

Lesson : you should not judge a book by its Cover.

I am still job hunting, praying hard to get a job at least that can make me settle down and start a family.

That's my story

I was invited for an interview at Kada Cinemas, but didn't go.

Have you ever gone for interview at GT Food?

Those ones do interview every Wednesday that year.

A friend of mine from Uniben called me o. Guy wetin you de do for house, come GT Food na, interview de. Just dress come. Na so I leave my PS wey I de beat my cousin o. Carry all my documents enter bus from oko central straight to ring road. From there to their office at Ekewhan road.

Got there, receptionist give me paper, say make I write my name then join the others who were looking at me like, this one wan come collect our job.

You know that kind of situation when you enter into an interview room and you just know you're over qualified for such positions available because of the type of people present.

That's how they gave us calculus to solve o. Me wey study philosophy for class, wetin concern me with maths? I was just looking at the paper until the invigilator asked everybody to submit.

At that moment, that kolo just enter my head and I went to him with my empty sheet and told the guy, if you can solve two these questions I will work for free for one month.

The guy look me finish say make I wait. Later showed me to their Oga who asked me for my qualifications, my experience and what position did I apply for?

After many talk the guy said they will give me a try but I will be following their bus to do catering services during weddings and obitos ( obito for Benin na short for obituary). And the pay was 18k per month but you'll get free lunch sha.

What turned me off was when he said since there's no ceremonies during the week, I'll be at uniben selling with their van.

Na so I just know say that PS will do me better o.

I've had many funny experiences o. But thank God for today sha

As my NYSC was drawing to a close, the headmistress of the school I was serving told me she had talked to the ministry of education supervisors and they have agreed to take me as a staff of the school.

I was like wow!

I asked madam, how much us the salary, she said 10k. I said madam, I mean the pay at the end of the month, she said is 10k not enough for you? That's what they pay us o.

Na do I tell am say make I go show my parents my certificate first. I will come back and start work.

She went to tell the students that I will be coming back to teach them.

They've been waiting for me since 2013.

ojeysky:
Is it this cheap, I did Ekiti to Lagos with 6k on my Highlander (V6 3.0L though), and I did 4k on same trip for my Yaris (1.5L).
Is it possible that corolla is more economical than Yaris?

There are lots of factors to consider before making such assertions. The fuel you bought is a major factor. In Nigeria, I have come to know that some times you buy fuel that burns faster than others.

You also consider the tyre pressure, the amount of load you carried, the number of people in the cars, the effectiveness of your car catalyst, your driving style, the temperature of the day you took the trips.

A lot others. If you watch pre-race preparations in all these car races, you will understand all these am saying

spiritedtete:
3rd mainland is even abit safer... as at two years ago though.. I dont know if those RRS are still positioned there. My car had broken down twice 1am and 3am.. it was a flat tire and the car was an LR... first thing I did was to take my shirt off.. and switch my accent to abgbero own..

The boys were even the one who helped me that night... remove and go helped me pump the tire.. because my extra was flat too unknown to me.. all I did was sit down... and gave them drink and gist about life with them. Lol after about 1hr plus.. I was done. Settle them and left....

Second time was my 4runner fan belt... I was close to ikoyi bridge and 3am... the RRS on the bridge stop there patrol for me to watch over the car till morning... while I took uber home. The boys came though.. hailing and stuff... just gave them change and left... the police guys were very nice.. they reluctantly collected the thank you money I offered.

So I think with the RRS team on the 3rd mainland bridge things will be a lot safer.. and I think it's high time Lagos install CCTV . Things will be a better.

Ah, alaye confirmed.

One guy said his tyre went flat just before adeniji end of 3MB, as he brought out the spare to fix, those boys came out demanding 'land money'. That's how he ended up driving away, without his spare tyre, jack, wheel spanner and caution sign.

He was lucky he had not removed the flat tyre before they came out.

As per the RRS, they just pack their cars on third mainland bridge but they're not there. You can only find then under adeniji bridge and at Iyanoworo bus stop.

This guy no even mention Akpongbon-eko bridge or the popular third mainland bridge.

If at night, your car breaks down on 3MB or at Akpongbon, guy just hold your tithe or leave the cat there and find the nearest police van (who may still obtain you sha)