₦airaland Forum

This Lagos state VIO don de kolo o. Yesterday I went to renew my car papers. Got there and they said I cannot renew that I should get new number plates. All because my car has Edo state number plates. So it's not on their database. I vex comot go Ogun state. These ones says the same thing.
I want to know guys, is this the normal practice? I mean I have renewed Lagos and Rivers state plate numbered car in Edo state before with no issues. Even the previous car I used on Uber had Bayelsa number plates. Is this the new plot to increase revenue? Now I have to go to Benin just to renew my car papers

Call me anything you want.

If I were that guy, by the time the government realise what happened I would be half way round the planet. I will swear affidavit of change of name and disappear.

If he sells the car, it can't be more than 5m, where as with 3m he and his family will be out of this country

Logobenz:
Replacement gear has been mounted and car about to be drivable again.
When next I reach onitsha,we'll race
ES350 Vs G35
Damn the Lexus is fast!If your infiniti is faster,I'll sure put the Lexus up for sale to get it.
I wanna live my life a quarter mile at a time
200kph now feels slow to me
Do you do stunts?burnouts,doughnuts and co?
I love taking corners sideways
Congrats on your new beast.I'll call it....SPITFIRE

On Nigerian roads?

A lot of bullshit in this Zainab story.
If she was a Christian, a southerner or an ibo, will the president get himself involved in the story? Now that you know that many Nigerians have been exposed to the activities of the cartel, which of the many Nigerians in many jails across the world has he rescued or tried to look into their case?

Was it INEC that did this grouping? Why is Nigeria in the easiest group? Hope they won't say it was Buhari's achievement o

kingolovich:
So since then, have you started wearing natives? If not, you know you cannot just generalize using one persona mistake, I'm a tailor, and i don't disappoint, but i may not be able to promise you that your clothes with be ready, customers sometimes can force the tailor to accept the clothes, no be there fault. I don't mind making something light for you though,�. peace.

I appreciate the offer and won't mind, but are you based in Lagos?

I still don't understand why the lodge manager was arrested

Which one be 40ft tanker again na? Na 40ft container I know o. Any way,thank God no one died. But na pedestrian bridge device ketu o

KingAzubuike:
Something about albino girls is that when they mature their theater of dreams is always very soft and very pink. In fact I love albino girls. My current wife is an albino and I love her everyday.

What do you mean by your current wife? How many have you had and how many do you intend to still add to the current one? You no go leave some for others?

darealbabe:
End hunger?
We play too much in this country!

The level of play self don tire me o

The only logical explanation to this is that one of the babies was switched in the hospital where the gave birth. That two different men impregnated her is bullocks.

panpan:
If the "victim" was caught in the act, the accused may plead "temporary insanity".

Temporary insanity in Nigeria? It will be better you just get a room in YabaLeft.

IjebuWarrior:
Companionship! As long as the victim na the yellow fine one.. I've got lots of assistance to offer!

Meanwhile... na thunder go fire you for questioning me!

For your information, the fair lady is the one in police custody for flogging Yogi bear. But you can still try the fair lady as she said her husband ran away with her son. So you can see there's an element of trouble around her.

But for your last statement, go to Oba of Benin palace and find out how we control and send thunder on errands to reset the destiny of inconsequential buffoons like you. Anuofia like you. You better go offline before I send thunder to burn your phone

IjebuWarrior:
...to the victim, I fit help tho.

Help with what exactly, Lubrication or economics?

This guy always posting bet9ja scams up and down, don't you have a job you do outside of scamming people? Must you scam?

omooba969:
I thought you had a reasonable argument... mtcheeew

Abeg shift.

Sanchez is an Arsenal reject, why would we want to buy him back?

omooba969:
Alexis should return to Arsenal.

If I tear you one ....

Please tell me that's not a mugshot

Am sure you'll still succeed in this business without a delivery van. But it will reduce your output or reach. I know a woman close to my house who delivers eggs by hand everyday, and she's happy with it

Post pictures. What's the name if the estate? How far from first bank?

harkandey:
if you have the imei number of the phone, you can report to the police, they'll track it for you.

This is the biggest lie police won't tell you about.

Last year my phone was stolen in dolphin estate in Lagos. I took the park and ticket from slot with all the necessary details to police college were I was directed to the unit that does the tracking.

They said it will cost me 20k and that the phone can only be tracked if another sim card is inserted into the phone and its a 50/50 thing.

Phone that I bought for 36k. I just packed my belongings and went to get a new phone at computer village.

Police go just chop your money and they won't do anything

delugajackson:
Probably an internet mother. Women of these days are so careless, they pay no mind to the activities of their kids during play time. All they do is post pictures for likes on facebook and slay all day for the gram, that is their stock in trade.

They delegate their motherly duties to the househelp who knows little or nothing about child care. Marrying these new generation women is a suicide mission. D'banj childs' death comes to mind. That baby wouldn't have drowned if the mother gave it proper care and attention. May God help us.

Sometimes, you guys just yap around like you're so perfect. Will you tell me your mum followed you all through out your playing days while growing up? You want to tell me you never got injured or made a mistake as a kid while playing? Did your mum or dad follow you to the play ground or did she tie you up in her wrapper all through?

Guy grow up and let the kids play. They get stronger and gets to learn a lot while playing with their mates than with their parents watching over them. At least this boy won't venture a tire again in his life.

Yinbanjonic:
Please who can give me directions or description from Ikorodu to DMV nig ltd head office block 27,plot3, monsurat Olayinka way (road 14 by new container) Lekki scheme 2, Ajah Lagos

If what google maps showed me is correct, you're going to Abraham Adesanya estate area.

From ikorodu, take BRT to CMS. from CMS, take bus going to Ajah. Stop at Ajah bridge, then take keke yo Abraham Adesanya round about. From there take a bike to the address. That means you have to leave very early cos, this journey will take nothing less than 1hr 45 minutes l, depending on the day.

boyfwend:
All this Edo people self... Doing what they no best.

Edo us different from Ondo

What was it I wanted to write self? Oh ok, I have written it.

What about the evil forest these people talk abou t in home videos?

mamaaustin:
OK oh. No driving recommended after 30 weeks, I have heard. What of we that drove ourselves to the hospital while in labour?

These tips are good generally but some are just not practical for today's modern mothers.

Or my mum who was pounding yam the day she went I to labour to give birth to me. Surprisingly, old man was not at home that evening.

African women are a special breed. Kudos to you all

Who knows if that guys jazz can work on DJ Cuppy?

NewDelhi:
went missing at age 3 , still remember things vividly at age 8.. Where did she get that kind of memory from. .This is called childhood amnesia its very rare to remember events of aged 4-5 not to talk of 3 and below.

Nope. She was three when her mother died in 2011. Which means she was born in 2008 which makes her 11 years old now. Which means she went missing when she was 6 years old.

He should pay me 1billion naira and I will consider if I can donate one kidney for him