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landmark86:
Still searching for Arsenal, Man-u and manchester united players among the lists.







Chelsea for life
Pride of London

Which is Man-U and which is Manchester United?

Vizzy4u:
mourinho pogba? Abi solskjaer own?

Juventus own.

This team will suffer in the middle. How can only Kante be the only defensive minded midfielder in the team? Two attacking midfielders and a defensive midfielder, no box to box midfielder. Hazard can easily play the same position with Mbape or Rinaldo, so I would drop Mbape and push Hazard forward then bring in Pogba.

Good day guys.
I used my mum's Honda CRV to travel to the village this week. I first noticed that it doesn't accelerate off the block as it ought to and secondly, when climbing hills (Benin - Agbor road) I also noticed the speed will just drop to a crawling rate to the fact that even 18 wheelers will be blowing horn for me. But as soon as I climb the hill, boom, it will pick up speed.

Took it to the mechanic, he said its the break callipers. But am wondering how calipers could be responsible for such as it's making any noise at all.
Guys please what could be the cause. Could it be fuel related, like fuel pump or nozzles because I used almost a full tank for a journey that's less than 200km.

All of you criticising this guy should look at what satirical comedy is all about.

If the guy was doing yahoo or skull mining now, y'all be hailing him. Dude's doing legit hustle, and those who have nothing to offer, will still come out to talk okpata

Had similar experience in that same spot two years ago. Seven cars were damaged that day. Those tankers drivers should be very careful when coming down from that bridge

You want to sell a computer that uses floppy disks in this era? My guy, what year are you in? Am sure that system doesn't have a USB port or even WiFi connectivity. That system will not even run windows XP self. Oga do and dash condemned iron jor

davodyguy:
Too many fools around. The post shows ZA, which is South Africa and some lowly intelligent people are already talking trash about Nigeria. Bloggers are low lives. The guy claims a Nigerian lady, whereas, its an SA lady. Feel so sorry for this generation

Bros na God go bless you o. Do you know I read all the comments to the end just to see if anybody will point out that thus didn't happen in Nigeria? See why we fail comprehension in English exams? The bozo who posted it said a Nigerian lady requested for taxify. Can you imaging how low our ability to comprehend a simple write up such as a Twit has gone just because we want to make front page? Am ashamed that even the stupid moderators who pushed this topic couldn't even correct the error.

Nairaland is now a disgrace. It's now made up of copy and paste trash.

She looks younger than you self

bobbyruffy:
Naija kari last for this level oo


I sure say them go carry first for sport betting

Sport betting ke, no go there o. Kenya have that o

phorget:
11. The road has forever remained "inconclusive".
Every government would always have a reason to spend billions on that road even when the previous government had also spent billions yet it will always be remain a work in progress.

That why Nigerians should vite me for president in 2023 so I can complete it

But what about those APC posters on bourdillon?

Niketrouble:
I keep seeing fish pussy on this forum,I keep wondering if it is real or just banter because me and my friends don't have fish smell or smelling pussy

Even the clone said he is not a clone. So how do you expect us to believe that you and your friends don't smell fishy down there when we were not consulted when you were carrying out the research that led to thus your conclusion

From the topic I new she didn't school in Nigeria. ASUU would have frustrated her

Oshio wey don jaapaa since

But I thought, the initial report said he was handed over to the police. How come he is now dead? Or are the police trying to protect their men?

This story get k-leg jor. He was not caught in the act either. Just the statement of kids under duress. But this is Nigeria, you're presumed guilty immediately there's a report against you.

In your word, it didn't happen but it has been settled. OK keep deceiving yourself that you're a student

At first I thought an African again? Then I opened the thread and I saw Aladdin and am like, thank God, we passed this one. Good job guys, we try. Its not us. Wow! What a sigh of relief..

Josh44s:
What if I told u police forced me to transfer 540k into one of their account around 10pm while I was driving home. They stopped me and searched my car only for one plant weed and locally made gun inside my car and claim it’s mine. After that they drove me to a quite spot, used all type of threat to make sure I transfer money to them. After I transferred the money to them, they deleted my alert not knowing my bank also notify me through email. This happened on Delta. I left them to enjoy their lot for 5 days. Reported the matter to my brother in Nigeria Navy and got a magistrate sueing the division. The matter was handed low key. My money paid back and the officers arrested. I was even lucky they didn’t kill me after collecting such amount from me I was told. You have no idea how dangerous Nigeria police are at night. Just be careful bro. This was my experience with police Dec 2016.

So sorry to learn about your experience. Outside of Lagos, I try as much as possible to keep away from Nigerian police. The ones in Lagos seems to have a better or cooler relationship with citizens.

If I begin to tell about my experiences with police all across south-west, south-east and south-south areas of Nigeria, I won't know when it will end. I have a lot of experience because I travel a lot (car hire services). There was a time I literally had to keep 500 naira in 100 naira notes, every day, just to share for them on my way home every night.
It was becoming something else until I got an army sticker. From that day, na hailings everyday till today. Most time, manner of approach settles everything

Josh44s:
He ain’t lying bro. Police nova hold you night once. At night they are daredevils and not the regular police you and I know in daylight.

Oga, I have driven the length and breadth of this Lagos at odd hrs on Uber and Taxify and never have the police asked for such amount for an offence committed.

I remember one night I passed red light and they chased me with their bike, as they came near me, I simply stretched out 1k note without stopping, they collected it and moved on.

joeyswift:
This one small na. Enter benin u go even see bus with AC, fan, dvd and sound system. The hustle is real

Leave them. They never see something. Na you go beg the driver to reduce the volume sef

GAZZUZZ:
fa fa fa, fowl! Go and repair ya car before you advertise it.

Can you fix it for me then I pay later?

Tgiirl:
How can the car be driven with a bad steering pump.
1. The steering will be very hard to turn.
2. When u forcefully turn the hard steering, it will affect the steering rack
3. If any other thing gets spoil in the process of managing the car for one week. Who is to fix it. Same desperate driver?

Advice,
Get a short loan and get it fixed.
Perhaps, get a deposit from a driver fix 1st before he starts working with the cat

Can you give mW the loan or can you give me a driver that will do the deposit? You think this option was my first?

I have a Toyota Camry 2004 for rental, 30k. But I need to change the power steering pump and I don't have any cash on me to do it. If you know you can use the car to work for the first week so we use the rental money to fix the steering pump, contact me on WhatsApp 08026102558. Preferably drivers around Ojodu Berger please.

Is that EBA and bread on the same plate? Jesu, what is this?

Radicalface:


The ganga seller the fighters took his toke, must be given award for the best weed #felebration2018

What did you just write?

HotMario:
Expect a reaction from a government agency soon

If the stupid agencies were up and doing, 98% of danfos in Lagos will be off the road.

Trendy247:
So where wil the phone camera be pointing at?

You do understand that android phones now have front and back cameras

35k will set me going

Only 200k when Ford and Toyota are selling F150 and Corolla models like cold drinks on a hot day in a Lagos traffic

JasonScoolari:
When did Asisat become a super eagle player?

So you too noticed the headline