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RoyalBlak007:
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A foot guard passing out as Queen Elizabeth II rides past during a parade, June 1970.

this was me, during parade nysc 2005 nasarawa

Abeg as I dey here so, I no trust anybody. Even if my son wants to contest for president in 2019, I will investigate him first.

So because roaches invaded my house from the filth in my neighbours house, I should not kill them but tolerate them abi? Aren't you supposed to provide a solution to this supposed invasion from Libya? Which kin wahala be this?

Was Collins a house mate in BBNaija 2018? For more irrelevant topics and questions, text Yes to Nairaland

It takes millions of naira to buy a car, yet most state governments have banned the use of bike/okada, they want to indirectly wipe out the families of these bike men. Maybe they should declare a jihad too. This Fulani's sense of entitlement is something else.

isn't this the new church

I noticed foreigners go to their host countries and see the citizens as lazy because they refuse to do menial jobs, seems like this guy is actually Jubril, that's the only reason he would think that way.

All these love hate relationships. na one day person go snap, then blood go full parlour

I am disappointed by the title of this topic. You are not dumping your BSC but boosting it. If you do decide to go ahead with your decision, please include it in your CV. While there are no jobs available, your education is still of value. Let me tell you a story.

Where I work, there was this Loader who has an OND, who saw people being interviewed for sales merchandisers by our regional manager. He wasnt aware the company was employing, he just saw a small crowd and asked what was happening. As they were offloading, he watched as each person was interviewed and left. When there were a few people left, he left the loading and went to sit with the applicants with his dirty clothes. He was interviewed and employed. He started to sell with a motor bike and then became a sales manager for one of our clients. Last I heard of him, he lives in his own house, drives his own car and has two beautiful daughters.

Do not ever despise the days of small beginnings, your goal should be to increase and improve and not remain stagnant. Your destiny would not come and slap you in the face to recognise it, it would merely whisper into your ears.

I have 3 boys, 11,9 and 6 and I have never had issues like these. If fact, they would rather gang up against me than against themselves. And I noticed when they visit other families for about a week, there is always a slight change in character or attitude(mostly positive) ,so I am always careful whom they visit.

lol, this chat is so funny I couldn't help sharing it, lol
as in lol
beasts of no nation

driving in naija is like preparing for war, is it when one danfo or tuke tuke bus wants to shove me off the road that I would be reading road signs?

I went back to front page to double check if this thread is just one page and this comment is just to triple check, I don't believe this!

but the other day mtn sent me a message that I can't load more than 1k at once, e be like say na poverty line I dey use

This guy is frustrated walahi, he knows no one will ever marry him, eyah, sorry oo, but my grandma is available sha

why is it that it is when it comes to sex that men don't have self control? has anyone ever wondered why you see a girl and you can't have peace of mind till you date her but you have magazines of this Rolls Royce you have being dreaming of since you were 15, you see it on Top Gear and feel this rush but you still control yourself enough not to steal or buy that Rolls Royce. You have being supporting Chelsea from your mother's womb yet you haven't even watched a live match, talk more of playing for them. Your boss pesters the life out of you, going against company rules, but you still have self control enough not to undermine his authority. You guys really need to wake up, preaching about men being polygamous in nature doesn't make your lack of self control sound any better.

if oshio baba was at this meeting, he would have countered Gates statement, when I grow up, I want to be stubborn.

ozoebuka1:
ok thanks and why is that...?

I made it that way, can't have half my name wallowing in mud with negativity.

ozoebuka1:
Buhari equals frustration... Now lagosians are trekking just because of his visit...this man is hardship personified

Quote me and get this treatment

point of correction, only positive words are used when using 'personified' as a suffix.

Now I understand what really happened at with the lady that was harassed at the pedestrian bridge. They wanted to create a crowd of people waiting for the president and when he passes by or waves, they have to wave back too. This APC, sense will not kill them.

everybody dey take style book space for wedding invitation, no body wan hear say they miss the wedding the way they miss dangote wedding. Linda would want it low key but family and friends would not let her rest, they want another banky adesuwa wedding party part 2. I have being crying for Don jazzy since morning, who will now marry him?

IN all these, I thank God for my father. You were both a father and mother to me, even if you live to 100 years, I would never be able to pay for the sacrifices you made that no one is aware of.

lol at withdraw Bill Gates' Visa

mikeweezy:
right now i only think about that innocent girl left behind boko haram camp

something has to give way in this country, I keep crying when I think about it, thinking I should do a one man protest to my state house of assembly, churches will be agog with prayers for her this Sunday, but to me, this is not enough.

funny thing is, as I am buying for N145 per litre, I am crying about the billions of naira I will find out later was paid as subsidy

I read this topic as : he was a waiter, then he became a special assistant, then he was elected governor.

After catching the culprit red handed, what next? I have stopped giving business advice to friends because at the end of the day, they tell you, my sales girl is like a sister to me, if I deduct the 7k, how much will remain from her salary, etc. So they keep giving warning upon warnings that go unheeded.

When will you have time to watch CCTV footage, when would you have time to check goods sold against prices paid? So many sales people are stealing millions from businesses, even in the smallest shops.

I have thought of starting an auditing firm for small businesses but my friends prove we are not ready yet. How many businesses have a record of daily sales? We just sell and collect money, no tracking whatsoever.

Best bet is to keep your records straight and invite an external auditor regularly, because even the accountant or manager you intend to employ would connive with the sales staff.

pay per event

NwaAmaikpe:




Q: What happens when a speed-loving youthful exuberant pilot who lives on the fast-lane marries the daughter of Africa's richest man?

A: The marriage will crash!

Your Own is for all marriages to crash, please tell us just one marriage you believe would work out, I bet you think olu Jacobs and joke Silva's marriage would soon crash.

meaning if you don't have a boyfriend for a year, you can sleep with your son or brother.