₦airaland Forum

please you people should stop insulting us by telling us to stop panic buying. is your brain paining you? is it not when you have enough fuel to use before you start buying for storage/hoarding? it is faith in God you saw, all those stations selling for 220 and 230 owned by politicians una no see them abi?

GavelSlam:
Since you believe it is filled with stones shouldn't this be an opportunity for you leave unemployment for good and serve a good purpose to your people and mankind in general?

This stones issue is in the past. When last did they try local rice? I have being eating Ekpoma Rice since November and I am yet to come across the first stone.

so ex.plorers may have his second wedding this year?

please wake up from that coma and come and enjoy free accommodation ojare

this op can lie. was it not N7,000 he offered you and you were negotiating for N70,000. anyway, don't bother, I have given him bobriskys number.

na wa ooo, is this your ex safe at all, na the husband I just dey pity

Friend one to friend two; 'what are you doing with a Benin man?'


Albeit friend one is married to a typical Benin man.


This life sha.

I am sure this was not a general souvenir but for aso girls or something similar. This couple just showed you the secret to their wonderful sex life, why not just try it Oga instead of complaining. All them Nigerian men be forming boss on top sex matter but from reviews online, them women are not satisfied.

J0hnTrevolt:
Happy new year Mikelowe


Happy new year Zlatan10

Happy new year everyone

Why is this your happy new year suspicious? Na update you dey find? I am pretty sure he hasn't paid up, Zlatan would have updated the nairaland vigilante committee.

make I go buy N300 now before I hear say e don enter N500

Martin0:
Hahahahah I like ur way oya come make I carry u go nadia bakery for this ur comment

to buy the bakery?

I keep saying this, there are so many people with so much money they don't know what to do with it. Everybody be forming broke because they don't want pressure. They get money die.

What if she's faking her orgasm? Does marathon sex lead to dryness? Maybe you are over doing it for it to cause pains. I don't think any woman wants that. Best option is to learn what she does, tell her to teach you and guide you as you do it. With time, she might prefer you doing it to her than she doing it herself.

At zenith, you get it in three weeks for free. Charges 0.75% of the amount. You receive it, 24 to 36 hours after the transaction.

First Bank, you have to make monthly transactions worth at least N500k to get a POS.

even the word especially has experienced change

You have to give your wife reasons to respect you. Respect breeds love. Is it the family that dislikes your brother he is still sending those messages to? If you can't face him, give him one week notice, after that time elapse and he is still there, once he leaves the house that day, pack his things in front of the house, lock the place up and go stay in a hotel for two days. I won't be surprised if your brother breaks those locks and moves back in. And you won't do anything about it.

He is looking for a crowd to make the party a hit. Go to the nearest bus stop to the location of the party and invite everyone. Tell them you want to have a big surprise party for your brother, take them all with you and head for the party. Make sure if he is preparing for 50 guests, you bring a hundred people. If you no see people wey follow you, go and buy okrika and dress up all the beggars and agberos.

I just hate it when leaders cannot take responsibility for what happens under their watch, even if the job is handled by a subordinate. I always look out for this quality in my friends, family, colleagues, etc and class them accordingly. Face the music and do SOMETHING about it. mtcheeew.

Isaiah 61:6
But ye shall be named the Priests of the LORD: men shall call you the Ministers of our God: ye shall eat the riches of the Gentiles, and in their glory shall ye boast yourselves.

Isaiah 60:5
Then thou shalt see, and flow together, and thine heart shall fear, and be enlarged; because the abundance of the sea shall be converted unto thee, the forces of the Gentiles shall come unto thee.

As long as your celebration is to your God and not to a pagan god, then it is allowed.

Read somewhere about Michelle Obama eating in a restaurant owned by someone who wanted to marry her when Obama was president, and the restaurateur told her if she had married him she would have being a part owner of one of the best restaurants in America. But she said to him that he wouldn't have being a restaurateur but the president.

This story which I can't verify inspires me. It tells me a woman can propel a man to greatness, if greatness was his destination or not. It makes me wake up every day and look at the people around me and I tell myself, you have to get up and go, people's destinies are tied to you, do not fail them even if you fail yourself.

I am an answer someone is waiting for.

I just thought of doing this today. Unfortunately, I don already buy hamper

And this issue started in December?

if you know a trader, transfer to the person and collect cash or use their POS and they give you cash. While you are trying to get your money from the bank this season, traders are thinking of getting their money into the bank.

so this op cannot blur their faces and save us this nightmare

This just represents how we think, celebrate people but forget landmark events and accomplishments.

Sometimes it's not about not having the money but having the time to carry out repairs. And a phone is too sensitive an item to hand over to someone else to go fix for you. This might even be an old phone that still has files, games, contacts, etc that he is yet to transfer to a new phone. Always try to see things beyond the face value, there is more to life than what meets the eye.

I think this report left out one outstanding point which is availability of space. Where in Lagos can you locate a 100 acres factory?

KushyKush:
Feminist will be like: did that mannequin give you it's consent before you took off its cloth? This is rape!

I actually have this thought when I see naked or half naked mannequins in front of shops. it's like the owners are infringing on their privacy.

This might actually belong to his girlfriend, to mix up clothes to see which combinations she might prefer that day.

We will not take it. They want to come and steal our Nigerian men oooo.

Live your life so you have fewer regrets as you get older. Our ideologies changes drastically every decade of our lives. You will look back and want to wish away so many things. So the fewer the better.

This girl is the smartest girl I have ever seen. Do you guys know what she would get out of this situation? See scholarships to study anywhere in the world loading. My God, why I no get this kind sense. Those claiming she wasted six years of her life don't know that she has intelligently fast forwarded her destiny. Jesus. And she can still be called to bar but now it would be with a national or international award for standing by her beliefs. Don't laugh at her, Just watch how everything would work in her favour. From an unknown insignificant person to an internationally acclaimed freedom fighter. Baba, give me wisdom to recognize opportunities such as this when they come my way, amen.

My prayer for you today, may you receive grace and strength to live with your choices, amen.