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u all will be shocked by the type of deranged creatures that have been raised in this nigeria roaming your streets. then of course there's your angel, your little princess raised like an egg and your son you will die on the cross for.. u will show them all the love u have and one day it's time for them to go into the real world to mingle with the beasts of no nation that u campaigned to bring here while knowing u cant do anything to give them a good life sentencing them to hardship and they've become full-blown sociopaths.



Always have similar thoughts while driving. Sometimes I am wondering if these drivers fell from the sky or something.

And no single pure water seller, you want people to die of dehydration?

These plastic surgeons cannot even mold a proper boob. Wetin be this?

The guy in jail in the GTB logo was actually putting GTB in bad light because of their case with innoson. The others were funny.

Ladies please don't be deceived, you don't have to buy human hair of 50k or 100k to look 'classy'. You can still make your hair with 3k synthetic hair and stand out. Forget this lasts forever story, you will get tired of the hair and abandon it to buy the latest style. If you are a professional slayer or a small girl with a big God , this advice is not for you.

My birthday is next month, I am searching for someone who I would send money to his or her account, use the money to buy me a Range Rover and drive the car to my house as a surprise gift on my birthday. Those interested should send their bank details before 4pm today.

Change the name to your first son's name, if no son, your first daughter.

derrydinny:
this son is not cute abeg
please dont quote me, I have toothache

Is it your teeth you are using to type?

Please don't quote me, I have not eaten since morning.

Senator Ademola Adeleke who has been represemtung Osun State since 2017 was announced winner of the Ondo State PDP gubernatorial primaries earlier today.




op, what is all these?

who knows how many acres a standard stadium is?

Uniquewise:
Hi Egopersonified. I sent you a PM. Pls reply. Thx

I can't log in to that email, changed phones and its asking for verification, but the phone number stated is not mine. Hope no issue

Guy wey don go beg na una still dey argue for here abi? be very careful where you pick advice from, don't go and sleep anybody anyhow because one random guy got away with it, your case might be different.

If only this man had snapped that bottle, now they would deny everything.

someone should just run a poll thus;

Unemployed


1k - 30k


31k - 100k


101k - 200k


200k - 500k


501k - above


I no dey like generalizations abeg. Just because your friends earn that doesn't mean everyone else does.

if fayemi was governor, does this mean he can only rule for one term or can he run for second term?

op, what was the question asked, I want to search it on quora

thank God they are morning programmes, if it was Saturday and Sunday evening, the place would have being empty

Please if you stay in Benin, send me a pm. People like you are hard to come by. Friends keep pestering me why my lifestyle hasn't changed despite the money they think I have, its tiring explaining to people that you don't like being flashy. But sorry to break it to you, this relationship won't work, you would try to please him, but after a few years, you would get tired of the pretence. Telling you that you are ashamed of him is just guilt tripping.

read twice but can't still understand wetin concern Chinese with this matter

so their father is now equal to their daddy, abi david?

apart from these, envy and jealousy makes things more difficult. who knows any book on how to be a woman and act like a man, I don taya for drama.

need to get my birth certificate fast before they start applying for visa to Lagos the abroad

I hope she has been sacked for sleeping on duty

Austema:
madam, Am surprise to see that you have spent 5 months and 13 days on Nairaland, and we both signup thesame year, and I have not even spent 20 days online yet, I thought am so active

Wow, I have never checked. Those five months are not a waste. Helped me so much financially that I resigned my job and got a great mentor whom I have never met.

super eagles, the fashionistas

every election we settle for anything that would remove the present government, when will we ever fight for what we want rather than being handed leftovers?

na bow leg be this?

My own problem now is that since this world cup started, my kids have abandoned cartoons and only watch sports stations, even when they are airing club matches. I love cartoons too, but watching football for me is like eating sand. How do I make them switch their love for cartoons back on?

Why am I reading these tweets differently? From what I read, he is just trying to say that the courts did not give him the right judgement thrice, till God gave him victory in 2015. Which to me means that the court has not given saraki the right judgement but God will answer in due time. Or am I reading it all wrong?

Don't even know where to start. This God loves me too much and I have dedicated my life to just praising Him. Every thing has always turned around for my good. He is just awesome. Above all, the fear of the Lord's judgement against me gives me wisdom to excel. As the challenges come, I chew them like bread. I am a testimony everyone around me, even my enemies/competitors, are talking about.

people, this doesn't mean he has a show every week for the next three years, he might have just one booking in 2021.

just release the audio of that phone conversation make I hear word, no smoke without fire, he might have quoted him wrongly but he is not totally wrong