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soberdrunk:
.............WHEN I SMALL, MY PAPA MANAGE HIRE ONE VERY LOW BUDGET CLOWN WITH 2 CANOPIES, COME SNAP LIKE 8MILLION PICS WITH POLARIOD CAMERA FOR MY 10th BIRTHDAY COME DEY FEEL LIKE SAY NAH HIM BE THE BEST PARENT ON EARTH...........

He was the best parent on earth, you will realize this when you start having kids.

IstandWitBuhari:
This man is truly a dullard from daura,probe your wife 1st and save us from this useless everyday gospel of yours

I don't understand the relationship between your comment and your username.

If only we can have a cooking robot like in the cartoon 'the jetsons'. Thank God for freezers and microwaves, no thanks to Nepa

na wa ooo, the older I get, the younger celebrities get. Very soon I will be older than Joke Silva

Madam what state and town do you reside? Have you considered taking him to a cheaper school, instead of struggling to pay in another? Why not look for pupils\students to teach holiday lesson? Parents are looking for things to keep their kids busy this holiday. You can also include like a day care that closes at 5pm to watch over those kids that can't stay in their homes alone without their parents. All these suggestions is assuming you have a sitting room or other available space you can use.

Nairalanders sha!!! English masters!!! Even those writing I'm as Am all over nairaland would still be criticizing people. You don't need to put anyone down for you to feel important. Very soon they will order se.un to start asking for at least a WAEC certificate before you can register on nairaland. Op is taking care of his business and sponsoring someone in school who has a child for him, at least let's respect him for this. #justsaying

This boyfriend will abscond with that money once she stops prostituting. How does she know how much she has made without being cheated? $500 @N400 per dollar =N200k. So no family or friend could solicit for funds for this girl's surgery?

if they were this patriotic to their country, they would have been the richest people in Africa

went for a burial last Friday, the guy was poisoned by his girlfriend for double dating

how much is AMO buying back the birds, I heard its N450 per kg live weight, is this true

photoshoot:
10. How they act when you say you want to break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend

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“AH! Who will collect you now?”

This actually happened to my younger sister. My mum was begging the guy to manage my sister because of her hot temper, my sister said she was no longer interested in the relationship, she didn't even feel sorry for the poor woman. They are still not on good terms till today because of that guy.

GOT THIS FROM GOOGLE

*.Andrew Jones became breathless on a run and began coughing up blood

*.In hospital was diagnosed with cardiomyopathy - disease of the heart

*.Doctors said he would need a transplant immediately or he would die

*.Was fitted with an artificial heart and carries around a pump in a backpack.

A bodybuilder who suffered heart failure was rushed to hospital for a transplant - and now has an artificial heart he carries around in a backpack. Andrew Jones, from Conneticut, first became unwell in 2012 after struggling to breathe during a run.He was horrified when two years later he started to cough up blood and developed a high fever.In hospital, doctors diagnosed the 26-year-old with cardiomyopathy - a hereditary disease of the heart muscle - and soon he became so weak he couldn't stand, walk or dress himself.A few months later, medics told if he didn't have a transplant immediately he would die. As there were no organs available, he was fitted with a pacemaker and an artificial heart - which he now carries around in a bag on his back. Despite his brush with death, he is now back to the gym and said he cries after workouts as he feels so 'thankful to be alive. He was fitted with an artificial heart and has now recovered

Mr Jones' artificial heart has two tubes that exit the body and are connected to a machine he carries around in a bag. Now, after each gym session he cries with joy as he is so grateful to be alive and working out. recalling suffering from heart failure, Mr Jones said: 'It's something I would never want to wish upon my worst enemy.'You can't breathe, you can't think, you don't eat and you don't sleep.He continued: 'Living with this disease put me in a pattern with depression and physical pain.'I had to stop working because I wouldn'tbe able to stand for more than 10 minutes.'I dreaded going to the kitchen because that meant that I had to go up and down my stairs.'I couldn't even get dressed without panting and gasping for air - my life was falling apart and I just wanted relief.'

What is worth doing is worth doing well. That's our inborn creed.

We gave financial support,human support, boycotted an Olympics and our politicians,musicians and activists campaigned relentlessly.

If only we can do these now to help ourselves.

14. Before there were street lights in European cities, ancient Beninkingdom had street lights fueled by palm oil.

Someone will soon say we were using them to go to coven now.

we that are 6ft11 minus one foot are not showing ourselves

it's like you are unaware that a bag of rice is selling for 17k, if you know the number of people at ogbe stadium last Saturday in the rain cheering their politicians for just 3k you will marvel. I don't think we are learning anything yet, maybe if $1=N1k, if a bag of 50kg rice sells for 30k, if crude oil prices drop further, if we still decide to depend on our oil mono economy, then we will all wake up and hold ourselves and our leaders accountable for what we would have left.

just thinking, what can nysc do to this guy if found guilty? extend his service year without pay, ask him to stop the program or deny him his certificate?

Everyone wants to standout, how you choose to accomplish that is left for you to decide.

remiiko:
this aboki will soon ban university naw...rear cow for a yr and do ya nysc for watermelon farm

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Nostradamus:
you go call him guy.

I thought op will tell me to call him my lord

what of we wey dey collect 300k to 1m a month?

op, you have read this book, so I am assuming you are already successful in your own right. So what is this about requesting for 2k5? The excerpts you have posted above are just about similar to so many books I have read. No writer has monopoly of ideas, if you have read extensively, you would find out that most of these books are kind of intertwined. On the flip side, did dangote read this book? If not then I will pass.

Thank your stars you were born in this century. Imagine being sacrificed to the gods on a night the full moon is out.

just 1billion and he was making noise to wake up his village people, those who stole 200billion entered their closet. Anyway, I don't believe he is poor, probably doesn't have so much money to squander. BTW, how do I invite efcc to investigate him?

I have seen this done to Volvo but never a Mercedes. Are they more durable than Peugeot

op so you believe this is natural?

I am really getting sick and tired of these religious and ethnic crises, we are trying to solve unpaid salaries, inflation, exchange rates, power, transportation challenges and some people would still not let us have peace because of their God and oil, I just taya for una, are these what would make us a developed country? Why we too like suffer like this?

Not every woman's success is hinged to a man's help. So many women are training their kids with petty businesses, who no go no no.

Anyone selling their properties, businesses, Etc should send me a pm.

And women are the weaker sex. I pray I live to see the day this theory is disproved.

Nigerian parents, pushing their daughters to living a life of hell all in the name of marriage. Op, I apologize on behalf of all parties involved, they did it out of love in order that you may live up to the expectations of society. Chin up, life gets better.

Question is, he has done his worst, now what are you going to do for yourself?

And know that the day you asked for forgiveness, you received it. Thing is, are you ready to forgive yourself? Are you going to punish yourself for an error all your life? Do you see all men as your ex? Babe, life is beautiful only if you want it to be, choose you this day what you would rather have and you will get it.

you need to watch this on you tube, the guy's reaction was something else