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It isn't easy oooo, tried some of these and was tagged with an archaic or poverty mentality.

If he was begging for votes on TV, why not nl. Abeg, I am an incurable nl doubting Thomas, someone should upload his profile picture and a video of the show. Shikena.

charles009:
Hey folks,

I have a preety fiancee, I love her to bits and we are all set to enjoy our lives together. but she is too worrisome.

Can you believe a girl of 24 literally lives on me. Once am back from work. i am being attacked with kisses, jumping, crawling all over me like if she is 3.
i cant focus to do anything, Baby kiss me, Do you know I love you, Baby i missed you,Baby let me remove something from your teeth. jisos

At night we sleep scissors style, with her legs caging mine. The moment i decide to use the toilet, she screams baby where are you going to? hia abi this girl no dey sleep.

If i stay 5 mins, then she must come into the toilet to stay with me.

Na love be this abi na wetin?

She just wants to melt into you, Iike make your souls one, like water meets coke, but it just isn't possible, so she keeps trying anyway.

That awkward moment when the ruling party starts to talk like the opposition. Baba God make my story better and not worse.

pls remind me who he is to tell Nigerians what to do?

Things fall apart, part 2 uploading

Just shows that luck /connection can get you there but doesn't do the job.

Where is Don Baba when you need him?

krall:
which jamb? This old age has started affecting you. Don't worry I will take you to clinic

Don't worry, your secret is safe.

Na WA ooooo,

krall:
haba!!!!

No vex, when I read the op, it sounded just like you. BTW, how was your JAMB result?

My fellow widows
Chai! Chai!! Chai!!!

Why do I think it was keketu and krall that were on that bed?

Donald, where have you been?

Come, you guys should leave this op's English and attend to his girlfriend's issue. Abi, una want make the girl go die for him neck in?

We really need a special spirituality section, so that all these ogbanjes, spirit husband, one hundred years old in the coven but 25 physically, flying at night for meetings, etc can be dealt with by their experts.

Keneking:
I say no vacancy in APC controlled states for now- Akpabio needs to get this.

Hope from May 30th all those Jonathan ohhhhhhhh you have being typing would become Buhari ohhhhhhhhh when someone starts a thread on
why is $1 not yet equal to N1
my boss refused to pay my six months salary
'nepa' just take our light now
etc.

MzJackBaueress:
I really wanna hear her saying the congratulatory message to Aisha Buhari and not through her spokesman.

Exactly, which one is three paragraph statement, all I need is three minutes video. Mama peace please make my dream come true, don't leave us without a speech.

talk2riel:
I swear you no well. People are having a serious discuss, you are cracking joke this morning.
Are you related to basketmouth.

I swear you well. Are you the only one on this thread?

See list. If you had clamped down on GEJ like this, we would be talking about amending our constitution for a third term this morning.

Question 1:
How can $1=N1
10 marks

Answer:
To get $1=N1
Presently, $1 is approximately N200
Get a N200 note, use an eraser to delete the two zeroes and 'hundred'
Then, tear the note into two equal parts
Therefore, $1=N1

Sai op

Nlanders can lie. Chai, there is God ooooo

It's like I need to go back to school to study Law.

Which property? Naija property? Abeg, pack only your personal effects oooo. No go sell our beds, tvs, furniture, electronics, rugs, kitchen utensils, equipments, cars, private jets, etc.

Just grace us with one last speech,pleassssssssse.

Lastly, I salute your courage for trying to wear the trousers in the home and nation where your husband was falling short.

Sai mama peace

justi4jesu:
Shout out to the foreign journalists that were waiting to report news of violence and bloodshed. You have been disappointed.


First Task for Buhari: Let 1 Dollar = 1 Naira

All the same Congratulations to Buhari but i will never add 'Sai" Whats the meaning if i may ask?

Question 1:
How can $1=N1
10 marks

Answer :
To get $1=N1
Presently, $1 is approximately N200
Get a N200 note, use an eraser to delete the two zeroes and 'hundred '
Then, tear the note into two equal parts
Therefore, $1=N1

Sai my moniker

netmillionaires:
For that I say thank you. May God continue to bless U. U say the Igbos are marginalized. So what should I say as an Edo man. Or what do U want other small tribes in Nigerian to say. Does it mean they are nobody?... Once again. May God bless U.

Mehn, see as you jegalized him. I need to learn this act like seriously.

I want to see mama peace in pictures

Amechi guyyyyyyyyy

I really respect Goodluck, no matter how clueless he has being, he just proved he is a man of integrity, just being pushed by some greedy few. In light of this, can someone give me his number so I can send my widow's mite recharge card to him.

Se.un Don buy private jet on top our head this election.

Orubebe is being interviewed live on NTA

asdfjklhaha:
Eya sorry n don't bite ur tonuge o. Heard buhari has ordered all the malams in Nigeria to share free suya 4 everyone. Enjoyment tins

Abeg free suya where?

Amule5000us:
In d land ringing & d time of elections. The destiny of of a great kingdom rest on d shoulders of a man his name is ?

Se.un