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Crime › Re: Developer Caught Damaging 3rd Mainland Bridge (pic) by eherbal(m): 5:26pm On Mar 05, 2020
developer is emphasizedgrin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 7:15am On Mar 02, 2020
samobaba4u:
Nawa for Bolt o
From sanngo tollgate to inside weigh ridge in ikorodu spent almost 104 minutes and bolt charged #2900. I weak
pls you guys should just switch off your bolt app and let's hear word here. a useless app makes your work in vain and you're still using them.the power to demystify them is in your hands.we just love those who oppress us undecided
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 4:14pm On Feb 27, 2020
Ogataxi:
So last week Friday, was around lekki by 5pm i guess..

Got a trip from evercare hospital to ThePalms. I reach dere I saw two Yahoo looking guys..

One of the guys sha looked like a celebrity and surprisingly dey didn't behave like the regular Yahoo boy nd olosho passengers..

Trip was quiet at first until we got to palms bros say make I help m wait say I go carry dem go back lekki, I been wan vex I say make I kuku use m rest small..

30mins later return trip was wen d fun started. D celeb looking guy say im the youngest uber driver he has seen. 21years looking like 18 embarassed naim den cum dey laugh say I look like "Daniel" wen him b upcoming undecided..

Dem call d Daniel for fone say dem dey carry him look alike come house sad . We got bk to somewhere in lekki dem say make I follow em enter.. As per watin na..My oga's for here go vex for me sef. I say I no dey enter anywhere angry

Dem cum say make Daniel come see him broda for outside, Surprisingly na Kiss Daniel come outside grin looking shocked. I no kuku knw how I resemble m sef.

Long story short I enter las las, had a good time..Drove them to Cubanna later in the night After getting 2 $100 notes from Flyboy himself

All in All, it was a good first week on the streets...
cc angryigboman
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 9:49am On Feb 27, 2020
By the way, covid19 is not a blackman disease cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 9:45am On Feb 27, 2020
hoodboy:
Please has anyone experienced a bolt discount trip not reflecting in balance?

I carried a rider, at the end of the trip it showed discount trip (1500) so I didn’t collect anything from the rider. My activities that day was low so I could easily spot that my balance was not accurate.

I reached out to bolt and they are telling me it was not a discount ride, something I saw clearly with my eyes.

Has anyone had this kind of experience, how was it resolved?

Thanks
once you stop driving on bolt,these symptoms will go away. I just don't understand why we slave ourselves to what kills us
Crime › Re: Woman Dies During Sex With A Policeman In Ado-Ekiti by eherbal(m): 9:22am On Feb 27, 2020
Anything the police touches must die cry
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 6:01pm On Feb 26, 2020
deedee44:
Well, it's not our call to make. We dont even know the health condition of the mother and somebody just dropped a bombshell that could take her life if she is already fragile health wise. Check the picture of the dad, sadly he looks like someone that has suffered from stroke before (pls I'm not mocking)

She was doing it codedly, what if this action of one of us will be the reason she will go into full prostitution where chances of recovery will be close to zero. Because if her parents disown her that will likely be the result

Now that her parents have known, if she dupes one of us again what leverage do we have against her?

So I repeat what I said earlier, the person that sent that picture despite her giving us what we wanted and pleading to us to leave her family out.. is a BIG FOOL.

He who has no sin, let him cast the first stone
she probably gave the poor man the stroke undecided
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m):
Romeo3:
You must think I'm stupid coming to post on this thread because I'm afraid of being called out. Now that I've not paid Andrew, and now that you've reminded me, has it reduced the depth of your head in her arse
werey ni Romeo3 yio.killing 2 birds for the price of one stone. Head in as.s. That's 'deep' if you get my point. grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 5:51pm On Feb 26, 2020
Monkeyprick:
You still don't get it, do you?
The pictures related to her parents was done before she paid, I also threatened to inform her mother if i get hold of her contact but i didn't ,for her to start shedding tears after the deed had been done meant she was only looking for empathy. Did she not know that someday, somehow, her parents would find out her deep secrets?
Has she ever thought of how her actions would backfire against her someday?
I don't like people who compromise a lot. Stand by your actions and own up to it. Its even better her parents are in the know before she brings a greater shame than this to the family.
Wiseman.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 5:50pm On Feb 26, 2020
sexylassie:
you are fool, a fool for a man.

she stole, you called her out, she paid, life continue, what does involving her family gain? you guys think sending her pic to her parent will solve anything, it will rather put more fire to their hearts and might even make them disown her.

nexttime, common sense is needed when taking decision, most guys like you are not man enough, very emotional and quick to destroy.
if your daughter was hoeing and owing,God forbid, wouldn't you like to know? Would you rather live in self denial? This kinda snitching is legit.it saves lives
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 5:47pm On Feb 26, 2020
bigiyaro:
if can report every wayward, prostituting, drug addicted and thieving child, to their parents, I will, infact if I'll make it my career! for crying out loud, "madam, your kid stole from my shop" how is this a destruction of the kid's life? is it not better for the mom to how and think of how to lovingly bring the kid back to the right part?
God bless you and your kids bro.may they not bring shame to you. smiley
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 5:45pm On Feb 26, 2020
northbird:
Respect, Boss, please check us up on d thread , I know work schedule can b hectic des dayz.
I've been posted to headquarters bro.no time like before,but the good lord knows I miss you crazy fellas here.very badly cry
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 5:44pm On Feb 26, 2020
sexylassie:
i am not empathizing with her, i am angry because her parents were contacted, i guess because you guys saw her pic on coded runs, that is why it was news but the deal was to let sleeping dogs lie after she pays.

i wonder, how we solve problems here
we? do you drive on the platform.are you part of us? I don't understand Ma'am.pls do explain.thanks undecided
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 5:36pm On Feb 26, 2020
sexylassie:
You are fool and a very emotional man, no woman will ever be with you, you are disgusting, a fool with a useless smelling stick within your legs

your mother is the one with the stinking hole between her legs.

your jokes arent funny but tasteless, you write in boded to gain attention and likes for your destroyed ego, within you, you know you are a disgrace to manhood, low self esteem slowpoke and i hope you die, you are the definition of a piece of shit

you act like a kid and you should be treated as such.

i am sure, you are one of the men that sexually harrass women just because she stole instead of reporting her to the police.

No educated and civilized man will write the garbage you have written down. make god give put sense into that senseless brain of yours.
wow.no matter what,get your message across without wishing death to your fellow man. To think some peeps liked this post .pheew. undecided
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 5:16pm On Feb 26, 2020
tojahh:
Thank you my brother. Weda she pays or *nut* as for me and my rod we shall check her out!

you want your destiny to vanish ABIundecided
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 5:14pm On Feb 26, 2020
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 5:13pm On Feb 26, 2020
suco01:
Good one. Na Olosho without Kobo she be sef, see acct balance with coronavirus. Bros u no good oo @ Aunty ole taxify.
I bet she won't try this again for the rest of her born again life. the fall no he here.wehdone guys.thumbs up.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 5:01pm On Feb 26, 2020
suco01:
jazakumullah khairan
Thanks.
wa iyakum
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 4:55pm On Feb 26, 2020
though I've been away for a while and missed out on the fun,I've never been more proud of you guys .the way you handled the oyindamola gate issue is awesome. you guys don't seem to know the lives you've helped by this singular act of solidarity.the brotherhood is strong. when I saw the way she was spewing rubbish and jargons,I knew she was going down for the count like wilder. someone mentioned she's likely to have a week spot. he discovered it and everyone crashed in on the party grin.crazy folks.
y'all saying the parents shouldn't be in the know are wrong.what if she was your daughter, wouldn't you be glad to know, especially when it can be nipped in the bud at her early age? you need to see the type of kids I've had in my trips. tiny things with very scary adventures. they talk carelessly as if I wasn't in the car. if I was their dads I'd be glad to know the kinda life my daughter was living so I can adjust her accordingly. how to adjust her is at my discretion and pleasure.
a special shout-out to sleuths in the House;

Northbird,
izzou,
angryigboman
(dis nigga don derail for head no be smallgrin)
sainthilary,
mayor555,
and others I can't remember.
let's keep this tempo till those eediots realise that a worker is worth his pay.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 4:15pm On Feb 26, 2020
suco01:
Oga oga me go ask wetin i no know, how to do idle reset, abeg teach me make I add that to what I know.
an idle reset is done when battery head has been disconnected for a while,or change to a new battery.

1 make sure the vehicle is at operating temperature.if it's not,warm it up to it

2 turn on ignition but don't start vehicle

3 switch off ignition, then start vehicle immediately.

4 step on brakes,then lower handbrakes. pls make sure no light accessories are on as this will drain the power needed to completely process. light accessories like inner lights,AC lights etc should be switched off .
let car warm up till it gets to operating idle or shaking stops.dont remove leg from brakes while process is on.
it usually takes 5 to 30 mins depending on car.
enjoy your ride bro cheesy
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 3:58pm On Feb 26, 2020
AngryIgboMan:
The way some of you throw figures around for a job not done, Satan must be ashamed of some you.

So because you helped reconnected back a battery terminal, somebody gave you 10,000 naira pawai? undecided undecided

Jus laidat? Una no dey fear God at all? cry cry cry

This one wee carry a king this week and they gave him 20 tasand. The next week this one wee carry another businessman they gave him 30 tasand total for stopping at lekki toll gate instead of Apapa oo. Another week, another will drive a G63, light ovens up and down, and still get a job offer plus humongous salary for lighting ovens? Ekene kwam gi oven lighter! Yet another week, this one wee defraud Lagos Olosho of 30k without being caught? shocked shocked shocked Another week this one we be firm when talking to the ladies while looking into thier eyes and lips? huh huh Are you fuccking retarrded? You never chop slap before? Azubegi akanti before? grin


Unu ana atukwa egwu chineke?

Do you people tell these stories to massage your inflated egos or what? Because the last time I checked, Nigerians are one of the nastiest and most entitled people on planet earth. They barely pay for services rendered like the one we are treating now. Not to talk of services not rendered.

Make una suffry dey lie oo. Ekene kwam unu. Brother Lienus Asiocha

Cool story brothers! Cool stories!
I believe him. #15k was transferred to my account for having a no holds barred, religious discussion with a young budding pastor from landmark to somewhere around agungi. I was about to end his trip when he told me to hold on that he wanted to give me something.i was thinking maybe #2k at worst. #15k entered around 2am the next day. I was planning on an early trip to the Island. I just off app and spoilt myself for the whole day.
In another news,a request came when I needed it most sometime last year.got to location only to see the rider was a taxify driver.nigga told me he needed battery to jumpstart his car,cause his client was going to the island.i was sad but was overwhelmed by the helper in me. I obliged him and even taught him how to do idle reset to stabilize the car. he was very happy. he offered me money,but I turned it down. I'm sure the nigga wouldve been glad if he was not offered anything,cause good people don't expect rewards.the smile is enough compensation. grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Senate To Investigate NPA Job Slots 'Sold For N3 Million Each' by eherbal(m): 1:12pm On Feb 25, 2020
job applicants buying job positions for #3million naira? I'm not understanding.
Crime › SARS Officers Being Flogged By Soldiers And Hausa Boys For Double Murders by eherbal(op): 6:02pm On Feb 20, 2020
Soldiers beating and parading SARS operatives for allegedly killing 2 Hausa traders at a market in Ogun state when in pursuit of supposed yahoo boys.





https://www.instagram.com/p/B8ycxX7Hz0b/?igshid=1rv28uwwikmua

Family › Re: My Cousin Is Addicted To Weed, Drugs by eherbal(m): 2:25pm On Feb 10, 2020
wink
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 5:06pm On Jan 28, 2020
just passing by. may the drought be over soon. wink
Family › Re: Man Cries Out After Receiving Photos Of His Wife Having An Affair With Two Men by eherbal(op): 11:06am On Jan 25, 2020
lalasticlala
Family › Re: Man Cries Out After Receiving Photos Of His Wife Having An Affair With Two Men by eherbal(op): 5:43am On Jan 25, 2020
More cry

Family › Man Cries Out After Receiving Photos Of His Wife Having An Affair With Two Men by eherbal(op): 5:40am On Jan 25, 2020
Relationship adviser and blogger, Joro Olumofin shared the story of a man whose wife appears to be cheating on him.
He was shocked when he received text messages of his wife's bed pictures with two men. According to his account, his wife was seen in the pictures holding a man's man hood and also licking his nip ples while she smiled at the camera.
Initially, all efforts to reach her failed and she was with their children. He later found out her location but presently, it appears she isn't interested in the marriage anymore.
The man has threatened to involve a lawyer and the police to retrieve the kids from the estranged wife and he is set to move on with his life without her.
Read the mind-boggling story below:

Pets › Re: My Kids Caught These Little Animals That Fell Down From A Tree (Photos) by eherbal(m): 11:32am On Jan 14, 2020
undecided
Mckandre:
shatap
Pets › Re: My Kids Caught These Little Animals That Fell Down From A Tree (Photos) by eherbal(m): 11:19am On Jan 14, 2020
I think its a meer cat
Crime › Re: An Officer Rips Man’s Throat Open in Lagos over an argument (Graphic Photos) by eherbal(m): 7:17am On Jan 09, 2020
Jgoldie:
God knows as hor.ny as I get when I see a military man fully kitted,I dare not go closer to him ooo

Na far away lustful thoughts

I fear my life pass fvck abeg
how do I contact you.your pics is giving me lustful thoughts grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 6:26pm On Dec 31, 2019
chillex8:
It is official.
WINTER IS HERE.

Signing out officially cool
congratulations bro.you drove a good drive.thanks for the experience you've imparted here comically.youre appreciated.cool

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