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Freshprince91:
Elders, hope this Opay no be audio ride sharing portal ?
I woke up to see a link to sign up on my driver portal with only 180 seconds expiration.
Me wey don sleep inside this refreshing rain dey dream about ijebu
I sent an email and one Chinese called and was just saying 'you can't log in like 4 times on the phone '
E be like say na the only English wey him sabi be that
Wetin i go con do now?

Mjosh1000:
Oga Gazzuzz thanks and god bless u for cutting the wire to all those lights
Note: nah play i dey o

ebiye55:
I'm having same code on my camry. Did you change any parts?

ornicus:
i sha thought you guys how to handle fake noisemaker ceo customers na no be so? oya let me send my bill for customer relationship training happy december

tojahh:
Now go and tell Ornicus thank you

jesbu:
No it's not saka. When you systemize an app, the app has certain privileges which other app can not.the app will be like follow come app that can't be deleted. E.g playstore, map, music player etc

jesbu:
I have never encountered all these GPS problem you people are having.
My advice to you and everyone, get a phone that you can root with magisk manager. Download systemizer and make uber app or bolt app to be in the system folder. Enjoy without out problem.

izzou:
Next year is our year

pocohantas:
Finally I am crushzoned in Dec,2019.
God help his daughters

OmoOshodi:
.who knows this man....I need to receive lecture from him and know the kinda car he's using


O boy

See the real hustler

streetsoldier1:
Seventy million

nicholas82:
You bastard scammer. You hacked my account and start using my moniker to swindle people. Your generation will never know peace . If you don’t stop right away you will not live to see the end of this year. Stupid scammer. People like you will never know peace until you stop these nonsense . Thief

Phemorinho:
Fraud
Beware
I just got scammed by this guy.
I was just reading details about him
He's the same Olabode Samuel Fakorede that has been wanted here.
He has used many monikers.
He will regret doing this
I will fish him out and Bleep him up real good.
I have his face.

Modified:
In my findings now, he not only swindles people, he hacks their account too. Beware !

streetsoldier1:
Chai, got this message late, got xiomi note 8, 4gb, 128gb.

mrjaydee:
I dey OCar like this... omo dem get fresh ovens for this lekki. When I enter dem just dey say welcome sir. Them know no say I be "driver"

Uber your fada left yansh!

emmancecute:
I'm not an as.s licker. I give it to you the way you come, I won't act professional if you misbehave. If you're nice, I'm extremely nice. If you wan fight, I am ready to fight you. If you don't want to talk, you won't hear pim from my mouth. I'm exactly what you are to me. Some will say I didn't act professional but no one has the monopoly to be rude. During my early days in the service, I once beat up a minister's cousin cos he was very rude. This minister can just ask for my appointment letter and tear it into pieces right in my presence cos he is the oga at the top and nothing will happen but I don't care. As far as I'm able to reset that guy's brain then I'm satisfied. Though I won't react the same way I did then cos as I have dependents now but I will still deal with the guy and make sure there's no evidence this time.

emmancecute:
I was cruising on Hakeem Dickson drive at past 1am being a friday when I got a request from IMAX.
Me: good morning, you requested a ride.
Rider: yes, I'm in IMAX.
Me: where are you going?
Rider: abraham adesanya estate
Me: ok, I'm coming.
Drove to imax and parked, called rider like 4 times but she kept engaging the call. Waited another 3mins then called again and this time she picked.
Rider: hello who's this?
Me: its ur driver, I called 4 times earlier but you engaged the call
Rider: pretending like she didn't see the car.... I didn't see it, it's just this one I saw and I picked.
Me: ok, I'm here.
Rider: I'm coming
I waited 7 more minutes and rider is still not here. In my mind, so I will 15mins in the day and still come and wait 15mins past 1am? Checked around and no sign of rider, I just cancelled.
As I drove away, I saw a guy and a lady coming out of the building.
One minutes later...
Rider called 1st time, I engaged, 2nd time, I engaged, 3rd time, I still engaged.
Next thing I saw.....

joefit4gur:
Good morning

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Peacemaker126:
Mazda 6 gearbox are 40k 30k it does not cost only if you no the delar he we sell for you 30k and when I plan to buy it I must carry a mechanic there and make sure is comfirm tokunbo

Peacemaker126:
Yes the tokunbo own is 35k that what they are selling it bro

mrjaydee:
Baba some days are like that. Yesterday after almost 8hrs online I no gross reach 5k. But see today, in less than 4hrs 23k plus.

May God continue to favour us all

mrjaydee:
Got a request inside Lekki 1. Got the house rider say make I enter the compound, na so I enter the compound.

The lowest car I see na Hilux, Benz Porsche, Rangerover etc

Rider: pls park your car and start the trip we are going in my G-wagon.

Me: Confused and excited..I just say no props. In my mind ehn if you see happiness.

Na so I take drive Gwagon reach airport to pick her parents and back to lekki. The trip was a card trip, madam still dash me 10k.

Now I'm back in my coro, the car just dey vex me. We go use all body to turn steering, person go enter pothole or your head go dey pain you.

Chai! God punish poverty.

Modified. If you drive a Gwagon come airport you are free to park and stop anywhere. I saw those bastards tout dem just dey salute

2nd lekki to airport. Rider paid 8k. 23k today... lazy driver closed

Gentlelife50:
You are?

radautoworks:
Not from what I usually see in Nigeria. Benefit and cost no dey balance

But you know say na men cause am. All the Nigerian men I ever met, before I answer the first question of "how are you" Dem done add "let me take your shopping.i fcan buy you whatever you want" you don't even know my name mumu!

I go just jejely excuse myself. That's why I married a Jamaican lol. Abeg naija men no vex

Gentlelife50:
That's it ooo, they actually think men are the mumu

pope191:
Ladies have power and strength more than men, dats all

pope191:
Lol, one day mumu will fail her. I felt bad for d girl yesterday, I was lost in d tot of calling her today and talk some sense into her head, but on second tot, I may be d senseless one. Life does not have to b my view, she has pick her path, we only have to wish each other well.