₦airaland Forum

Op, you will fail. Just as your lies has failed you .mischief maker,propagandist and anarchist

akankemi1:
funny sha...


try and see if you can manage your existence without us.

*sigh* necessary evils.

Still trying to figure out the mathematical equation used for arriving at the solution.

ClitRaider:
Chai!
This is a marginallised red-mud gully eroded land of the flat.head ugandas.
They claim to develop Lagos, Dubai, New york, malaysia etc but they've negleted their own abode.
Smh.

wicked!

J

Speedracer001:
If you have BMW E30 series (4 headlights), manual for sale, please contact us by sending email to admin@roadxnigeria.com

what's the programme about? Do we have to race?

Mynd44:
Enough.

you just replied with a fallacy. If you knew 'enough', you wouldn't be damning it the way you were.

Mynd44:
Enough.

you just replied with a fallacy. If you knew 'enough's, you wouldn't be damning it the way you were.

What do you know about weed?

Mynd44:
Where is that slap button, I think Tpia needs one. What does she mean by that percentage.

Not everyone smokes weed and it is not right for the husband to do so.

What if it was the woman who was smoking weed, will we be here talking like this? A lot of you sexist hypocrites will have been screaming "throw her out".

neocortex:
Typical islamists replies, rant,rant and rant with while
adding some conspiracy theory to spice up the ramblings.

You are not alone in your delusion, lying, denial and deceit
is the hallmark of jihadists and their supporters.


Jihadist: it was said by atheist that god cannot sink the titanic.

Me : Provide evidence for your statement.Jihadist eherbal: You see Allah isn't accountable you are bla bla bla.

Me: You sound so distressed, you haven't answered my question.

Jihadist eherbal: You see the American project, the Jews, Atheist I am not Isis. I will decimate you ...


This scene looks straight out of a yaba left patient evaluation.

You're tired. I understand. When you're ready to be coherent I might consider a banter with you. Your replies, I mean your replies are so toddling ,it will hurt my ego to know I've brought myself down the level of a teenager, trying to sharpen his atheistic idiocy, with the bonus data, given to him by his network before it expires . It's you who's delusional kid. If not ,it could have occurred to you that you're on the internet and there's every opportunity for to google 'ISIS -the Israeli connection '

http://21stcenturywire.com/2015/02/19/un-report-reveals-how-israel-is-coordinating-with-isis-militants-inside-syria/

You're supposed to check your facts before calling me a delusional and every sort of things you could look up in the dictionary. That's why it took you so long to reply,considering your first reply was instant.
Now, apprentice atheist, go back and get certified before coming back, or I'm just gon ignore you.

❄ ❄ ❄ you're so unimportant ❄ ❄

neocortex:
Why did you evade my question ?

You sound like someone who has a gun pointing at his head,
are you living with ISIS ?

I sound like someone who knows his onions. I've answered your questions. It's takes more than an atheist to decipher my reply to your childish question .
Your reply invalidates your comprehension. Cause I'm Muslim doesn't make me isis, which of course we all know is an American project, run by Jews, and also headed by them.
So, atheist rookie, send me your mentor or facilitator, and see me decimate him to your shame and embarrassment. Guranteed

neocortex:
Any reputable source for your allegation ?

Assuming the statement is correct, are you saying your god killed
so many people to prove a point ?

He is Allah. The Almighty. We're humans.His creations. He can do with us as He pleases. You, neocortex, are a mere being that was created by Him, and you cannot not create anything without the use of His Creation. He'll never be accountable for His actions, but you'll be held accountable for yours. You are nothing, again ,nothing to question Allah's doings.

MrOlai:
Wa 'alaykum salam.

You can try 1004 Mosque in V.I. or MICA programs every Sunday at Crescent Schools also in 1004 Estate.

my thought exactly

lexiconkabir:
Wow! Thats great! If you dont mind me asking, Have you tried introducing the sunnah of the prophet to your household (wife and children)?

It's been an ongoing project in the family, with the wife not finding it easy ,but adjusting all the same. At times it's hard to jettison cultural values for religious ones. My kids are adopting quite well, Alhamdulillah .

Coupled with the fact that the captain reportedly said "not even God can sink her"(blasphemy)

lexiconkabir:
Same experience i had when i started growing my beards(almost 7months now) i had so many negative remarks, even within myself i was having whispers from shaytan that i am no more attractive like i used to be, whenever such thoughts come, i will say "Alhamdulillah, less fitna" because i wont have to battle with girls, another thing that kept(and is still keeping) me going is the words of shaykh solih alfawzaan;

"Shaytan tempts the men to shave their beards and women to pluck their eyebrows"

Anyway, this is fp worthy .....salaam alaykum sister Mukina2 do the needful...

I had a similar challenge. My first critic was my wife. She kept on telling me how unattractive and old school I had become . I had female colleagues telling me to my face,that they won't talk to me till I shaved. Some even labelled me "boko haram". The stigma soon faded with time cuz of my stubborn resolute to keep with the programme . I developed a thick skin to critcism and snide remarks . Now my wife has accepted the beards,and my colleagues don't bully me anymore ,because of my resolve to be a better me for the sake of Allah and my faith. Still working on other areas to improve myself. Alhamdulillah.

Kudos contact17. Nice write up

ganisucks:
Nigerians will regret ever voting for APC. When people say that by 2017, Nigerians will be eating each other due to extreme poverty, APCites will be talking balderdash. Without investment, let us see how the government will reach its $42 per barrel pipe dream.

Anarchist and prophet of doom. What you wish the country be the bane of you. On Sunday you'll be in your church, asking God for Success in your life, while you're projecting doom for the country. Hypocrite and charlatan.

M

nissparts:
https://www.nairaland.com/951734/explaining-catalysts-catalyst-codes

If your catalyst was plugged up before you removed it, fuel economy will improve by doing this.
If not, no effect on fuel economy.

thanks for the info bro ,but what do you really mean by plugged catalyst?

This is how the average blue buses now look like. not even a single bin to put your dirt in ,the passengers therefore drop their waste on the floor making a mess if it's aesthetic interior.
have you boarded one lately?

All this epistle because of Ftc? Bros yours parents dey house so?

MrWhaley:
This World is Cruel.

I see thread on FP. I enter thread,no one is viewing,no one has commented.

For my mind,ah be like "O'Boy,see free FTC! "

Ah say mah book space sharpaly with the conventional "."

A minute later,my browser load with 5 people already above me. LadyF just balance for FTC like that...


Oh! This World is Cruel.

Luminous. Silly

GAZZUZZ:
How is your destiny? . Runs out of thread.........

GAZZUZZ:
Some men get useless destiny, nothing for the wife to use sef

Nice piece.

lol

A man married his hearthrob. After almost 10yrs in the marriage the wife became an oil tycoon. She runs a thriving business that takes her to almost every part of the world. The husband still scraping by.
The woman loved her husband. He drives her everywhere and she seeks out his opinion on almost all matters.

Jolly fellows, the husband has 5 out of the 9 cars on the fleet with the least being a 2012 Prado. Big boy.
His wife takes care of him.
Okay the meat of the story. The man was with his friends at a regular hangout and the conversation that ensued is both hilarious and a huge lesson.:

FRIEND:
You! I am sorry for you. Your wife has used your destiny.
She's too rich whilst you're merely scraping by.
Doing fake big boy.
We all know your wife is the source of all your big boyism. Oloshi! You better think twice. Snatch your destiny away from her.

HUSBAND:
Thanks for the advice.
You see, let me tell you something you don't know o. I am 45yrs old and for 35yrs I never knew how to use my destiny. I was suffering, even to eat na wahala!
Now I got married 10yrs ago to my wife and she knows how to use my destiny.
Now I ride latest cars and travel with her to any part of the world that even you my friends haven't been before.
I am going home now to inform my wife to continue using my destiny .
In fact!, She must make sure she finishes it all.
It must not remain.
To all our-destiny-using-good-women, may God continue to help and sustain your destiny-using abilities!! Ride on!!! when you find a good woman,
hold am tight
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1088280214586846&id=100002146340881

GloriaNinja:
Only the police picture as a proof it happened?

your point madam?

Tony Okafor, Awka

The Anambra State Police Command on Thursday paraded a 29-year old woman from Ebonyi state, Chidimma Favour Okorie, and two medical doctor accomplices for child trafficking.

The doctors were Emmanuel Tobechukwu and Cosmos Ugorji.

Chidimma said she had sold two children since she was introduced into the “business” by a woman she identified as an evangelist.

She said, “I sold the two children at N50, 000 each. I’m pregnant and the madam said when I deliver my baby she would buy it for N100, 000.

“I have five children but I’m not married, and I have not sold any of my children, but I have sold two children, starting with the child of a pastor that I first stole. I’m pregnant and I have agreed to sell it to madam for N100,000 when I will deliver of the baby.”

She said the medical doctors were helping her in the trafficking because they had ready market through a nurse that was still at large.

She said, “Madam (Evangelist) brought three of us(girls) from Ebonyi to Anambra state and took us to a shrine in Asaba where she collected our blood for voodoo so that we will not reveal to anybody the type of business we do”.

She insisted that the two medical doctors aided her in the trafficking of the two children.

Speaking Dr Ugorji said he had not seen Chidimma before and he had not done any transaction with her.

Ugorji who said his hospital was located at Awada, Obosi, near Onitsha said the nurse, now at large, who Chidmma allegedly named as his accomplice in child trafficking only came to his hospital to conduct blood sample tests in his laboratory.

He said, “I have not done anything again with the nurse blood sample test and I don’t know this girl (Chidimma) because I have not seen her before. I was surprised to see the police storm my hospital yesterday (Wednesday) and was talking about child trafficking and today they brought us here.”

For his part, Dr Tobechukwu, who said his hospital was at Nkpor, near Onitsha, said a woman brought Chidimma to his hospital for blood test.

“This woman (Chidimma) has a medical condition, which I won’t want to discuss here. She was brought by one woman, who said she was a nurse. I didn’t document their addresses because we did not do any treatment. What we did was blood test and they left.

“ I’m from Enugu said and I’m working in somebody’s hospital at Nkpor. I have nothing to do with child trafficking.

Parading the suspects at the Anambra Police command headquarters at Amawbia, the Police Public Relations officer, Nkeiru Nwode said the suspects were arrested on Wednesday after a tip off.

She said Chidimma had come to Idoma village in Umuoji, Idemili North of the state and stolen a four year old boy but luck ran against her as people raised the alarm and she was apprehended.

The PPRO said before the incident Chidimma had stolen a child belonging to a pastor in the state.

Nwode alleged that the doctors were accomplices who would link the traffickers to ready markets.

She said two of the accomplices, a nurse and a female evangelist, whose names were not given at of press, were still at large

http://punchng.com/woman-sells-unborn-baby-n100-000/

If they're militants, May the treatment meted out to those innocent souls be your portion. This is where I live ,and you're in the comfort of your house spewing nonsense

uupgrade:
Typical Yoruba Thugs. -Only a fool will think those killers are Niger Delta Millitants.

Doveda! Ntoin!

I vote:

Fynestboi
Vizkiz
Cc: NLJega