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Thumbs up bro!hope it gets patented and eventually goes commercial. Proudly Nigerian.

SUPOL:
U go soon marry like Solomon. Continue takin a second wife....

Continue cheating. The difference is clear.

Don't cheat.take a second wife.its healthier,safe,and religiously acceptable

Salaam Alaekum Waramatullah Wabarakatuh. Please Detailed and Surgical Explanations Needed.Its So Bad, Some Muslim Sisters Hate It,Talkless Of Practicing It.
Is This Normal?What Are The Conditions For A Second Wife? Why Do Our Muslim Sisters Abhor It So Much?
Deols,
Dragnet
Mukina
Deathstroke007
Tbaba
maclatunji
Babylolaroy

Kunleforreal:
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how much to replace samsung s3 full screen with body.samsung i9300

Apa ni boy yi sha! one T-shirt 70k. Shey them no dey wash am ni? as in self cleaning ?that 70k go buy 3½ bale of T-shirts for kotangowa

Kazeem Ugbodaga
The Lagos State Government on Thursday terminated the franchise issued to the National Union of Road Transport Workers (NURTW) to operate a Bus Rapid Transit (BRT) along the Mile 12 to CMS corridor of the state.
Commissioner for Transportation, Dr. Dayo Mobereola who said this in Lagos, southwest Nigeria, added that government’s decision to terminate the existing franchise agreement was based on non-compliance by the first BRT cooperative run by the NURTW with operational plans stipulated in the franchise agreement they signed.
“The termination of the franchise agreement with the operator is sequel to breaches of the BRT operations Service Level Agreement (SLA) it signed with the state government despite years of discussions and engagement to ensure the SLA was adhered to.
“Though the Service Level Agreement requires a one-month notice prior to its termination, the Lagos Metropolitan Area Transport Authority, (LAMATA), custodian of the agreement, had indeed given a three-month notice which the operator failed to honour,” he said.
Mobereola added that government’s decision communicated to the operator was premised on the inability of the operator to offer good public transport services to commuters on the all-important BRT corridor.
According to him, “this has led to incessant complaints by members of the public over poor services provided by the operator and the deployment of vehicles not safe for use by the commuting public.”
The commissioner stated that the state government frowned at the non-operations of stipulated frequency schedules and operations of buses at below 50 per cent fleet capacity contrary to the agreement.
He said the failure of the first BRT Cooperative to comply with the terms of the franchise agreement had led to passengers experiencing poor service quality typified by extensive waiting time and having to endure use of dilapidated and unsafe buses.
Mobereola said these breaches, which the operator had indulged in and failed to remedy despite being notified about them, had made the state government to decide to order the operator out of the corridor in the interest of the commuting public.
The commissioner said following government’s desire to sanitise bus operations along the Mile 12 to CMS corridor, it had on 29 September, 2015 served it with a notice of termination of the franchise agreement, saying the operator had pleaded for time to be able to identify other corridor before removing all its buses from the depot.

www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/01/07/lagos-terminates-nurtw-brt-franchise-in-ikorodu-corridor/

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eherbal:
how much for front and rear bumper for honda Bullet, original windscreen , and the mechanism that winds up the Power Window .thanks for your response bro

thanks bro.that was swift.what about the windscreen and the power Window mechanism?

luvinhubby:
N8,000 for brand new ones.

how much for front and rear bumper for honda Bullet, original windscreen , and the mechanism that winds up the Power Window .thanks for your response bro

Alfa Sambo,how did your first wife die? wolf in sheeps clothing

This boys have opened shop in india
The trade has gone international.
contact check confirmed

harbdulrasaq88:
The recent tragic incident that saw a Bristow Sikosky S76 C+ helicopter crash into the lagoon in Oworonshoki, Lagos on Wednesday 12th August, 2015, have left quite a lot of people devastated and others, testifying.




Two offshore oil rig Sedco workers, Chukwudi Onah and Ebiejuara Dolu, following their survival in the tragic incident, on Sunday, 25th October, appeared in the church of controversial Nigerian Pastor T.B. Joshua to testify twas ‘God’s hand’ that saved them from the unfortunate incident.

The duo, who both sustained injuries but have since recovered, were accompanied by more than seventeen family members who came to share their testimonies, thanking God for preserving their lives in the disaster that led to six death, including that of the pilot and co-pilot.

Onah, testifying before the congregation of the Synagogue Church Of All Nations’, SCOAN, said it was ‘Morning Water’ he had received at the church that was instrumental to his survival.

According to the survivor, “I never leave it anywhere I am going. It’s always with me, along with my Anointing Sticker,” he explained.



“On that fateful day, before I left my room, I prayed that God would take charge, I thanked Him for mercies, and then I sprinkled the ‘Morning Water’ upon myself.

“While on board, there were no signs of trouble as the flight was going “very smoothly”. However, merely minutes away from arriving at Murtala Muhammed International Airport, MMIA, tragedy struck.

According to Onah, the chopper suddenly turned while still suspended on air.
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“Everybody became confused,” he said. “We were shouting Jesus! The chopper was dangling up and down. I didn’t even know when it fell inside the water.

“As the helicopter began descending steadily to the bottom of the lagoon, I was strapped heavily into my seat-belt and could not move.”

Recounting further his ordeal, he said, “I shouted, ‘God of TB Joshua, save me.”

He added that his lungs were soon filled up with water.

Onah also said what transpired next can only be termed ‘supernatural’. Staring death in the face, confused and struggling to free himself, he said he heard a ‘voice’ speaking clearly to him.

“It’s just as you are hearing me now. The voice said, ‘Your seat-belt.’ I took my hand to the side of the seat belt and it became suddenly loose. The same voice came again and said, ‘Your life-jacket’. I took my hand to the side of the life-jacket and it suddenly inflated. It now carried me up from down to the top of the sea.”

Onah solemnly narrated that the two passengers seated directly besides him were among those that died.

Similarly, Dolu stated that he was a regular visitor to the SCOAN and had administered ‘Morning Water’ before entering the helicopter that day.

Recounting his experience, he said, “All that I saw was the helicopter take a sharp turn and then we were just plummeting down.

“Moments before the crash, all I could remember was that I saw myself swimming. There is no way I could have come out of the helicopter without removing my seat belt but I was not the one.


http://www.newshelm.com/2015/10/bristow-helicopter-crash-survivors.html

cc lalasticlala

hmmmmm. My Brethren, When It's Your Time To Go. Not All The Ocean Or Sea On Earth Can Save You. Morning Water Ko, Evening Pisss Ni.

Sorry For Gullibles Who Fall For This Piece Of Story

youngibeh:
Please Nairalanders i need your help. i have Honda Accord know as Bullet. i recently noticed that the car consume fuel in excess. Imagine me buying fuel of 6,400 between Monday and Wednesday and yet the car is asking for more. i have change the nozzles, changed the censor, the plug and still it continue. However the car overheat sometimes. please what do i do

Cc
Siena

can you let us see the engine bay area? Especially the pgm fi base. Thanks

Do you gave hard starting?
Does the car jerk or hesitate in motion?
Do you observe black smoke?
Do you experience loss of power?
Do you have the check engine light (CEL) on?

Pls answer the above questions. We can take off from there.

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Hope You Sorry Nigg*s See How Wealthy You've Made The Man With Your Loss.
Remember, The House Always Wins.
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Use Your Money Wisely
Invest,Don't Gamble

Let Your Mum In On The Secret. Your Mum Confirms From The House Help. If Confirmation Is Ascertained. Set A Trap For Him. A Head-on Confrontation Can Be Unpredictable,But He'll Never Explain Himself Away With His Pants Down

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EgunMogaji:
Do you want car that you'll love driving and is you or a car that is responsible and boring (your words)?

Get the Lancer and enjoy it's up and down. If you truly love the car then find a good specimen, follow the recommendations in the owners manual for one used in rough terrain and you should be fine.

The Corolla is proven, lots of parts I've heard but you won't enjoy it in my opinion.

No vehicles made by Honda, Toyota, Nissan, Mitsubishi, Mazda since the past 15 years and offered in the USA market is a bad vehicle. They may have recalls here and there, etc but they are generally safe and dependable vehicles.

Good luck on your choice, just don't buy a GWagen with a body kit

Hehehehehehehehehe. Ugly as they come

Contact Check. The Usual Suspect.
But 5 Billion? Didn't They Know When To Stop?
Then They Ruined The Old Lady
If They Can Ruin Their Own Mum, The Widow Was Just A Passing Fancy.
Crime Does Not Pay
They're Going In For A Long Time

lilmax:
are you high on Crack?

Excuse Me? Do I Know You To Warrant Such Formality. Pls Mind The Use Of Language. I Didn't Come Here To Be Insulted, But Rather offer My Own Quota

90love:
Thank your for your sound advise this is a very challenging time for me for the first time ever i cant cope emotionally, trust me im very strong but this is destroying me. I also know that without me he will end up either homeless, with terrible company or at his aunties which will result in a huge family issue, ive thought of telling his mum so he can return to nigeria for sometime or maybe i should buy his ticket to go i dont know because i dont have peace of mind. Him being homeless wont make me happy but his attitude and idleness doesnt make me happy either. we met as students and did that marriage thing he has indefinate so its not like he cant return. Ive given him all i can i have nothing else to give now.
you are right that i noticed these traits when we were dating but we were young he was a 24yr old post grad student from nigeria that didnt know london life i held on to his potential but he never developed from that rather hes destroying himself.

Employ The Three "P's" PRAYER, PATIENCE, PERSEVERANCE. Not Easy But Achievable
BTW, Im Guessing You're Kenyan

Madam, Let me Respond By Telling You That What You're Experiencing Is The Dark Cloud That Spells Every Marriage. Like All Dark Clouds It Will Pass. You Don't Sound Like A Praying Person. With That Attribute Absent In Your Life, You're In A State Of Tabula Rasa. A State Of Void And Emptiness .Fill In That Deficit With Prayers.
I Went Through Far Worst With My Wife. Alihamdulillah, It's All A Different Ball Game Now. Whatever Problem We're All Going Thru, Let's Deal With It Spiritually,Before Physically. Take A Cue Gurl. PRAY!. God Bless Your Home And Unborn Child .Amen

Nigga, You Do Have A Point There

IlekeHD:
Igbo man pretending to be Yoruba.

They need to trace his root to Enugu

*Checking for flatness of head* Yep, na igbo own

Inception:
Quite unfortunate and uncalled for. However i have chosen not to dignify you with a response.

you Just did bro. Couldn't help but notice.

I Do Solemnly Swear Never In My Lifetime To Give Lift Or Assistant To Any Policeman, Where In Distress Or Not. So Help Me God. This Is The Second Time This Kinda Story Is Being Broadcated.

Rubbish!

She Should Be Investigated

theLegion:
You sure say the Judge go school at all

fxxxxk:
OMG!
You'll thought we were joking right?!
The zoo must fall
Our agile soldiers will storm down the zoo!

Where Are You In The Pics?Circle Ya Head With Red Marker Make We See

They Know Sending In Able Bodied MEN May Send A Wrong Signal To The Nigerian Government, Which May Lead To Blood Letting. The Old Wheels Are A Bargaining Chip Of A Surrender Negotiation.

Meanwhile, If This Quarter To Grave ,Grumpy Old Men, Are Biafran Soldiers, Then They Pose No Threat. The Only Weapon They Can Operate Are Their Walking Sticks.
Biafra Is Truly A Scam. SMH

A Federal High Court sitting in Lagos, western Nigeria, Tuesday, sentenced a 39-year-old man, Sule Ibrahim, to life imprisonment for unlawfully dealing in 11.8 kilogrammes of cannabis sativa, also known as marijuana.

In a charge filed before the court by NDLEA prosecuting counsel, Jeremiah I. Aernan, it was stated that Sule Ibrahim, 37 years (in 2012 when he was arrested) on or about 9 November, 2012 at Mapo Alayo Village, Okun Ajah without lawful authority dealt in 11.8 kilogrammes of cannabis sativa, a narcotic drug similar to cocaine, heroin and LSD and thereby committed an offence contrary to and punishable under section 11(c) of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency Act Cap N30 Laws of the Federation of Nigeria, 2004.

The convict was first arraigned before the court on 1 March, 2013 and pleaded not guilty, while on 30 April, 2014 he changed his plea and pleaded guilty.

On 7 July this year, Mr Aernan while reviewing the fact of the case tendered the following documents: The confessional statement of the convict, forensic report showing that the substance f ound on the convict was cannabis sativa, and the bulk of the cannaabis sativa weighing 11.8 kilogrammes.

Before he was convicted on Tuesday, his counsel Mrs Oreofe Ogunleye urged the court to temper justice with mercy as the convict was a first offender.

In her judgement, the presiding Judge Ofili Ajumogobia, sentenced the convict to life imprisonment

Personally, I Think The Judgement Was More Of A Personal One Than A Judicious One. Even The Uninformed Journalist Likened It To Cocaine! Imagine! Life Imprisonment For Dealing Weed, When Cocaine Couriers Get Away With Lighter Sentences and Fines.
Someone Really Took His Time To Do Away With The nigga....

ZUBY77:
I Need something close to Stonefield's Prison break and 24 by Jack bauer.

I like movies with intelligence.

Recommend some for me.
I have small time in my had to watch a few movies.

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Game Of Thrones
Strike Back
Breaking Bad

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I Need something close to Stonefield's Prison break and 24 by Jack bauer.

I like movies with intelligence.

Recommend some for me.
I have small time in my had to watch a few movies.

[b]Op,Go Watch This Highly Recommended Series.

Game Of Thrones
Strike Back
Breaking Bad

Come Thank Me Later[b]