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To think some lowlifes on NL can downgrade something so beautifully made, confirms my fear that we have so many reetards here.
BTW, Toolz love, I've got 30million fan base I'll like to introduce to you, and they share a common name;seamens

arcbabe: Denrele never seizes to amaze me,where the hell did he get those boots aka akpola from?

he actually told me sometime last year at a video shoot that he designs the clothes and shoes himself. Extraordinary I would say. Let's cut the dude some slacks.

Are we paying for this service? if so, is it up to #100 a month?

[b][/b]performs burial rites for the BB. so long dead beat, time waster phone

Truckpusher: God bless the man that discovered ganja

Amen. Probably smiling down on us from heaven, cause he who has found weed has found a goooooooood thing.

Truckpusher: God bless the man that discovered ganja

Amen. Probably smiling down on us from heaven, cause he who has found weed has found a goooooooood thing.

licensed2k: Why "drink and drive" when u could easily "weed and fly!

tell them bro, let them know. I think alcohol should be on the list of illicit drugs, not herbal weed.

How much for the solar powered ones.?

Pix

Puleeese.512ram for a tab ?so yesterday!

Yungwizzzy: another mad rubbish

eediot! How come you're the only negative energy here? You see ya age mate hia? E be like say ya sense no get lense.
By the way Clarence Peters, the Great God that has lifted you up, will not let you down. Amen. Thanks for the beautiful videos sir.

I'm sorta suspecting the tecno company of using Nigerians as test guinea pigs for their products. They're yet to come up with a really INNOVATIVE PHONE that's likely to wow us android users. What they're dishing out are recycled technology. Still rooting for them though. They should have gone past their teething problems by now.

gtrust: 2010

This Amaechi is very very funny politician.
Then she was RELEVANT stake holder of River state

Now it appears to you (Amaechi) that they need your help for 2015 re-election and
suddenly She is NOT relevant??
What some people forget is that Nigerian president is the most powerful person in the world.
His resources are so enormous and he needs no senate or house of reps to spend stupendous amount of money.

Ask Tony Blair, he said this. Obama needs parliamentary approval for nearly everything including simple appointments.

GEJ will 'settle' so many of those backing Amaechi including Babangida Aliyu, Kwankwasor etc and Amaechi will suddenly discover he is actually NOT needed.

your analysis is lame and crippled, as if it's everybody's asss that can be bought like scrawny yours. Get a life dude.

[b][/b]RIP

I think it's just out of the need to protect her. I've tried to decipher the rationale, but can't seem to pinpoint it.the bond between me and my daughter is so massive, it sometimes kinda put a strain between me and her mum.

kingkoboko: BRODAS, I HAV A CONFESSION 2MAK O!

BELIEV IT OR NOT, I'V TASTED MY SPERM MORE DAN ONCE. ITS ACTUALLY TASTELESS; NEITHER SWEET NOR BITTER. (SO DAT MY GF/WIFE WONT HAV ANY EXCUSE IF I ASK HER 2SWALLOW. AFTER ALL, I NO GO HESISTATE 2LICK HER P-JUICE NA)

SO WHO'S BEEN CURIOUS OR CRAZY ENOF 2TRY IT? DIS IS SUPPOSED 2B A NO HOLDS BARRED MALE LOUNGE ABI? *winks*

EEEEWWWW!!! THEY KEEP CRAWLING OUTA THE WOODWORKS!

spongeback: Guys when last did you play ludo, ten ten, police catch thief and who is in the garden

You got no pics on instagram. No pics no following.

Clarence Peters all the way! The dude's got the midas touch. Every wacky song he shoots turns to gold. Wanna CP shoot, get in touch with moi

What's human about this? It looks like a sea urchin. You see, this is what happens when people are devoid of knowledge.

Aww, the Lil rascal is performing his duties already. see him waving to the crowd. long live the King!

1-0. First blood drawn. If you can't get the master, get her favorite dog. Advise to shepopotamus;never ever go head to head with a street politician like Amaechi, collateral damage is sure.

extraflyfineboy: so sad, its a painful story but it does happen every where.
who will speak up? who will fight 4 them? its exactly the sort of story here http://umehoma.com

erm dude,you're overdoing it.

Whether it's over speeding or under speeding, nobody pass accident. We're all at the mercy of the Almighty. RIP to the departed.

Congrats dude . Please be real and kind to her,cause she's put a lot on the line for the relationship. And don't ever forget to let her know you can "lecture" too

First blood. 1-0 . Now why do I have a strange feeling the woman's gonna be given a state burial with tax payers money?

Ujujoan: Let me give you marriage tips debo . . .

Men are entitled some things while women to some . . . a man can't have it both ways and a woman can't either.

Just like we expect her to cook the meals the way her husband wants, have sex the way he wants and keep the house the way he likes; we also expect the husband to be big enough to avoid confrontations, learn to manage her volatile and hormone-infested emotions and learn to walk away!

I can't even begin to tell you how many fight Mr. Ujujoan had walked away from . . trust me, I can be very annoying!

So when he walks away from these fights and comes home to demand nkwobi, I don't hesitate to go into the kitchen and work my magic!

My point is that both parties should learn to meet each other half way. What do they achieve from constantly fighting each other!

You see, that's what I'm talking about. That's my gurl. So what happens after the nkwobi episode?

tjark1: On the piteous mode, i think u should tell ur closest relation or ur pastor if una de go church...

@op,don't, I repeat, don't ever involve any cleric in your marital affairs, ever! Pastors that can hardly keep their home front, and are known to take advantage of couples crisis to covet the wife of their members. It still happened till recently.

speeddater: Abeg go read https://www.nairaland.com/portharcourtboy/posts/17 for background on this story

hmmm. We really should hear from both sides before prosecuting. Most of you calling for a separation ought to be ashamed of yourselves. They can still work it out. Cause the lady croaked first doesn't mean she's justified. Thanks to speeddater for this insight.

@portharcourtboy,peace, be calm. If truly you're the husband, I really need you to read this. Thanks brother. I just posted a small advice for my sis, your wife to read. I really do need your attention.
As a married man, I feel your frustrations. But first and foremost, your wife is someone's daughter and sibling, but she's all of those to you alone, coupled with the Chief title of a wife. I can guarantee you, you'd kill if you heard someone assaulted her in your absence, even though you are not happy with her short comings. your first duty is to defend and protect her with every inch of your life. Now don't get me wrong bro. I'm not playing the blame game, but laying a foundation for my advice. You've dated for 8yrs,but truly, you can't really know her, but can only try to understand her. On her short comings;did you ever PATIENTLY, try to let her know her deficiencies were working against you? In this 21st century, it very appalling how simple skills, like cooking, has become a colossal task for our ladies. She's your burden in that respect, and a Lil TOLERANCE and PATIENCE can help relief you of such, if you can't TEACH her, find someone who can. There's no shame in it. You don't have to be like "I'm not her mum". Let her know your favorite meals and have her prepare it. If it turns out a disaster, have her try AGAIN, till SHE GETS IT RIGHT! (you go marry, you nono say wahala dey)
Nearly all of our wives are GUILTY of intrusion. They go through our pockets, wallets, and ultimately, our PHONES. Atimes I wish my wife was an illiterate, and my phone left alone. Till this day, I don't know how she was able to bypass my password then. Be PATIENT. let her know how annoying and frustrating it is in a fatherly manner. I don't promise you she won't do it again cause it's a gradual process. Me and my wife have scaled that hurdle now and are better for it, cause the phone intrusion had been responsible for 70 percent of our fights.
Now most importantly, her lack of sexual prowess. (we seem to have had the same teething problems) my wife was fair in this field,but way out of my league. It took UNDERSTANDING AND AGAIN, PATIENCE.its kinda embarrassing, cause half the neighborhood knows when we're at it, and I tell you she's like overtaken me in that field, cause I kinda awoken the rabbit in her. I even back down at times when the sex challenge is thrown. All these HAPPY ENDING TALK,were achieved with PAINS, PATIENCE, PERSEVERANCE, PRAYERS, TOLERANCE. my guy, I swear, I no say e no easy, in fairness to you. I dey feel you die, but you're MARRIED to her, my guy, MARRIED! what makes you think the next, innocent looking, well brought up, religious, perfect gurl, won't be worse than her? My eyes don see. I suffer no be small, but I thank the Almighty God, say I fit SHAPE my wife to my own TASTE.
Please make it work, for the sake of the innocent child. I'm from a broken home, and I know the way the COOKIE CRUMBLES. Till then, God blessings.
I can be reached on goldalms@gmail.com, or dbliss25@gmail.com, if you need there's any need for us to talk.