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lasisi69:
Mine is 3 March

OGA lasisi69..(MR.ENDTIME).I stand on top my Brother phone Greet you!




#Mine is 30th March

irunooboo:
Keshi is over rated. He won the nation's cup by fluke and couldn't take nigeria far in Brazil. His template of failure cost us another nations cup qualification. He is not a legend.



Don't know if i should say RIP to such a terrible coach

Are you human? Or a (maybe) a USSR programmed cyborg?.Tell me!

ireneony:
serve him right!

Nor be only marathon, hell fire join too

Dear Irene...
"If I could write the beauty of your eyes,
And in fresh numbers number all your graces,
The age to come would say 'This poet lies;
Such heavenly touches never touched earthly
faces".#Miss.Captivating#



NB: I love your shoes! But its of infinitsimal Signifance,compared to your BEAUTY!

Vinshu:
What? The guy never loved me. Promised me marriage and all sorts meanwhile he was screwing my best friend. So I had to play along until I milked him of all his money and wrecked him. I didn't do it well. He is still rich

I wanted to reduce him and reduce him to grassroots. I wanted to keep him there and put his name on poverty. It hurts that I failed at that.

Too bad for you...getting fuvked alongside ur best friend. I can't fault the guy for preferring assorted meal,so much as I can't fault you for (trying) to milk him dry.

Come to think of it? Assorted meal don't come cheap-So the guy kinda paid is dues!

You are normal OP...but, in an abnormal way.

RedCard1:
all for attention and yet, she can't sing. Most overrated singer ever to showcase in Nigeria

"Even if you Dance on water,your enemy will accuse you of raising dust".




Its your shame she can't please you.

08134077364

sorextee:
definitely A, cos if he loses his job, depression will kick in, which wont allow him perform well in bed. he wont give her more attention, becos, all his mind is geared towards getting a new job.

naaaaa...your somewhat logical explanation is Not applicable to me-i fvck more when i am stressed.I go so hard, its frightening-even to me .I had to term it "SRS" i.e Stress Relieving Sex.

alexistaiwo:
who cares?

I actualy do...Needless to say,i am HAPPY for him.

Mprex:
a financially buoyant guy over and over again


sex doesn't put food on the table


as JHC would say "with the money and the brains you have the world in your pocket, sex included

Did you just quote JHC, Mprez? Did you just quote James Hardley Chase?.BAAAAAABE YOU ARE SMART.!

Stupedinluv:
Modified I regret creating this thread few days back. Just realised i don't care what they do anymore.

You dont have to regret it.Atleast now i know i am not the only guy acting(sometimes) like a douche in my relationship.#SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE DOUCHE OUT THERE .DONT BE AFRAID TO COME OUT...YOU ARE NOT ALONE#





...But wait oh!? op,are you sure you are not my girlfriend

Sincerely Esther,you need to get pregnant or something.And that surely i think,will cure you of your malady.



...Hate football?-who does that!?

kestolove95:
Are ur frnds igbos?...cox igbo guys/girls ar boring

...in unrelated matters-

Your DP is pretty,beautiful,and sweet.If i could snap a photo with you-with that kinda smile,it would be a PLEASURE.#MY PHOTO OF THE DAY#

I learnt how to drive at my place of work,back then in 2010.It was a pure-water factory.In 2011 while still working there,i was involved in an accident-I literally smashed an okada rider and his passenger to threads .I watched them(in pure 3D horror)as their bodies flew in the air and landed in the nearby gutter!!!! And in split seconds, the flying bike was on top of them.IT WAS TERRIBLE... As the first eyewitness ran towards the gutter and yelled "dem don die oh", I left the stupid bus(yeah it was a factory bus) and ran!!!.(didnt know what else to do!!!)...THANK HEAVENS! nobody died(the company footed the hospital bill as expected )-but the driver had d worst hit,he was smashed to an inch of his life!!!. I dont know how GOD did it,but he certainly gave those guys new lives that day,coz mehhhhnnn "death" was written all over that accident scene!.I SWORE NEVER TO DRIVE AGAIN,BUT ONE WEEK LATER,I WAS BACK ON THE ROAD,SUPPLYING MY PURE-WATER.# 5 years on,and i still remember that scenario as vividly as anyone could imagine#

"Nasir EL rufai"...his name seems cool and sounds cool too

The most painful aspect of this tragedy (to me) is that up till now,the populace-you & me still dont know the names of the late driver,the police orderly and the other female occupant:As though they are all cyborgs-without family,friends and well-wishers!!!








...Well to mr. "Nameless" Driver, mr "Faceless" Orderly and Aunty "Nobody" ,i wish the three of you enter rest and i pray that GOD grant your respective families Understanding and Comfort in this excruciating time of grieve.

The guy with the beards!?-cool!!!

uzoormah:
"borno(now in nigeria)"
before where e dey??

Then,my brother,Borno wasn't under the sovereign entity called Nigeria.#Before the Nigeria State came to fruition,there was Borno#

I have been wondering about this phenomenon for life!-Sincerely guys where do "the red neck agama lizard"(male lizard) come from? Coz i've never seen a small one before-Always seeing them all grown up.But i have very much seen the female type grow from egg to adulthood.# PLEASE EDUCATE ME GUYS#

kilode100:
No mind am jawe.. Rock your poverty with pride jor

I kinda like your sense of humour...-its so cheap it soothes my poverty.Its the cheapest humour my money can buy,i guess.

Teempakguy:
I am such an Idiot . . .

You are wise brother...not an idiot by any standard!!! .I Got the answer from google anyway-my head be don dey bring smoke...for this hot weather!

Answer....

what = 4 letters yet = 3 although = 8 then = 4 rarely = 6 never = 5

skywalker240:
Watch ur toungue nigga No use ur mouth kill yasef

Tell me more Brother

This is more or less an Advert!...Please to whom it may concern,charge this OP the normal advert rate on romance section!... please!!!!

Happy Birthday to you Namady.I dont know you in person,but come to think of it?-Who my knowing don help!!! Have a great day brother-A great life as well.May GOD ALMIGHTY grant you Greatness beyond human comprehension.May GOD bless you early in life so that you may rejoice all the days of your life-AMEN!!!!!













...OYA WHERE MY PIECE OF CAKE!?

kilode100:
What's with Nairalanders this morning??

If you are poor, get an umbrella biko.



You can thank me later

Babeeeee you're correct-i poor.(satisfied?).But imagine a guy moving around with an unbrella?-who does that Darling!?.Guys dont do that in my state though.

Dear sun Please!

As i stumbled across this photo( on facebook),i couldn't help but love the harmless- unprovocative beauty that it emcompassed!.And the caption?-#ACE#

I wish to be the head of my own Multi Million Dollar Business empire by 2016 and beyond by GODs Grace and through hard work-Amen

prettyjo:
counter thread. dis your number 2 no follow

Babe, number 2 follow like witch! #Living Witness babe# #Living Witness#