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Family › Re: Why Do We Scream When We Are In Pain by EHI9ICE(m): 8:53pm On Nov 20, 2016

Feeling brings about Expression. Thats why a dead man won't scream out when hit by a bullet or something,coz all d feelings are gone. And as the poster above rightly said;its just 'REFLEX'.

Family › Re: Why Do People Give Birth To Children They Don’t Need? by EHI9ICE(m): 8:39pm On Nov 20, 2016*

The reasons are numerous,but i'd like to mention a few...

1)Tradition:-My papa/mama born 6,so i go born 8.

2)Religion:-I dont want to commit abortion,GOD said we should multiply and fill d earth etc.

3)Stupidity/Greed:- Only you wan born Governor,Senator,President,Vice President,Doctor,Lawyer,Engineer and Pastor etc

4)The Naija factor:- Seriously people, Nigeria is one helluva fertile ground-Sotey grass dey grow on top roof.

And as some one stated above,Sex is such a cheap luxury!!!

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Family › Re: Which Do You Prefer? by EHI9ICE(m): 8:21pm On Nov 20, 2016

ayomifull:
FULL TIME HOUSE WIFE VS CAREER WIFE

FULL TIME House Wife

House Wife: Welcome Dear, how was the office today?

Husband : Fine o jare. How are my kids?

House Wife: They are asleep already. Change your clothes while I get your bath water ready.

(10 minutes later)

House Wife: Dinner is ready oooooooo. (She sits down and watches the husband eat, waiting for a compliment).

House Wife: The landlord was here today.

Husband: (stops eating) For what again? I have paid the house rent ke!

House Wife: He brought the bills for PHCN, LAWMA, Security, Water and Sanitation. Iya Agba too phoned that she needs money for that medicine we promised her last month. Mama Kemi brought the Ankara material for her father’s burial. Its N5,000 for 6 yards. We don’t seem to have enough foodstuffs again ooooooooo,

Husband: (Grunts)

House Wife: Ehen, you promised to give me the money for my cream yesterday. Junior’s food is finished oooooooooooo. I want to do my hair tomorrow ooooooooooo to enable me attend Iya Kofo daughter’s naming ceremony. I will need some pocket money as well. Even though I don’t have a shoe that will match the colour of the lace material, I will manage the black one any way.

Husband: (begins to cough)

House wife: Oh Sorry Dear! (Rushes to get cold water from the fridge). The devil is a liar! Sorry Darling! Let me get you a pack of juice.

Husband: I am very tired Dear, I am going to bed. We will talk about this tomorrow.

House Wife: Ok, I will join you later. I want to watch this film on TV. Galaxy showed part 1 yesterday, and part 2 will be on soon.

Husband: (Staggered to bed full of anxiety, with no idea on how to meet up with these entire financial obligation)

CAREER Wife

Career Wife: (Gets back from work) Ekaete! Ekaete!!! Ekaete!!! Where is this useless girl sef?

Ekaete : Yes MADAM! Welcome Ma. I de come. I been de attend to the children. Dem don sleep just now.

Career Wife: Ok, get those things from my car for me right away, and get my bath water ready. Set the dinner very snappy. By the way, is Tunde back from work yet?

Ekaete : Shay Oga? E nefa come back yet oooo. He been phone say na pounded yam im wan chop for dinner and I don prepare am plus the rice wey you wan chop self. But dem junior na egg and yam dem request for.

(10 minutes later)

Ekaete: Madam, de money you gif me to pay for junior dem school fees, na de receipt be dis. I don go buy the bags of rice, beans, garri, sugar, salt, semo, turkey and fish. I efen go to Mile 12 for Ketu to buy the yams, cassava, onion, pepper, vegetable, fruits and meat.

Career Wife: Ok. Did Tunde give you the money to pay the bills for PHCN, LAWMA, Security, Water and Sanitation?

Ekaete: yes Madam! He efen gif me money to pay for the house rent for landlord account. He gif Garba money to buy one drum of diesel for the generator, to service the generator, fill the gas. E don pay my salary and Garba own.

(Tunde enters)

Husband:Ah! Bridget, you are back already. The Traffic today is disastrous!

Career Wife: Is that so?

Ekaete: Oga Welcome Sir! Let me get your bath ready while you change your cloth. I don prepare your favourite meal as requested.

Husband: Oh that’s great, Ekaete

Career wife: OooooPh, I am going to bed, I got to be at the airport early to catch the first flight to Abuja tomorrow.

Husband: I will join you later. Got to watch the match between LIVERPOOL AND CHELSEA.

Ekaete: Oga, your dinner is set. (She disappeared into the kitchen)

Husband: (Eats his dinner alone without a companion).

Between the devil and the deep blue sea.

Family › Re: Why Do Couples Bath Together by EHI9ICE(m): 7:39pm On Nov 20, 2016

Godmother:
Its not a must, but it fosters closeness when done. My hubby and I don't do it often as oga wants it to lead to something else when we do and me I don't have that strength. I cannot come and be borning children up and down.

Had to quote you ma'am coz ur comment was wow! And i think i'd have shared it too if i were a woman and married!!!

Car Talk › Re: How My Rewire Tried To Trick Me By Turning Off VSC Light Without Fixing VSC by EHI9ICE(m): 2:15pm On Nov 18, 2016

comradespade:
bros no try my model o, the thing dey waka wella

Car Talk › Re: Nigerians In Shock As Lagos Man Takes Delivery Of N472,000 Million Bugatti Veyro by EHI9ICE(m): 8:31am On Nov 18, 2016

Beetwo:
For dis recession period

Recession is but a subjective word.

Car Talk › Re: How My Rewire Tried To Trick Me By Turning Off VSC Light Without Fixing VSC by EHI9ICE(m): 8:14am On Nov 18, 2016*

comradespade:
am not understanding anything oooo, maybe because am still using leg wagon

me too! Which model is urs?

Back to the topic...Majority of Nigerian artisans are terrible at fixing things-careless at best!.Most times when you take ur car to a mechanic and you watch the way they yank this part off & pull that part out of its place,you totally fall outta love with that car!

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Politics › Re: Customs Advertise Sale Of 2 Aircraft, 1 Helicopter by EHI9ICE(m): 8:50pm On Nov 17, 2016

itzsniper:
do u read d part DAT said d aircraft are unserviceable? am a fire arm carrier, any unserviceable rifle is a dead rifle, its as good as a walking stick

I did read dat part Bro.And ur point is very valid indeed. But My comment stem from the fact that these aircrafts have become liabilities,which they,NSC-coz the one from the Presidential fleet is very much functioning- are willing to sell off instead of leaving it in the Hanger while it detoriorates to a value of ZERO.And yet funds would still be allocated for their maintenance...

From that perspective,did i make my comment bro.

Politics › Re: Customs Advertise Sale Of 2 Aircraft, 1 Helicopter by EHI9ICE(m): 7:06pm On Nov 17, 2016

Nice move by both the Presidency & NCS in choosing to reduce their aircraft fleet.Rome wasn't built in a day. So na Step by Step...Nigeria go get there.

Business › Re: Ayiri Emami Teaching His Son How To Use Money Spraying Gun (video) by EHI9ICE(m): 1:25pm On Nov 14, 2016

trishapal:
Somebody teaching his son how to squander and scatter the country's wealth

sorry babe,but this is not a Common-wealth;It's not the Country's wealth.It's Ayiri Emami personal wealth! Live with it.

Christianity Etc › God Cannot Lie,but... by EHI9ICE(op): 3:15pm On Nov 11, 2016

I learnt something today about the just concluded USA elections and the prophecy about it. The lesson was that GOD CANNOT LIE BUT HE CAN CHANGE HIS MIND. Perhaps that was why Mrs Clinton won on the popular and lost the electoral college. Prophecies most times have conditions and if they are met, there could be turn around just like in the case of Prophet Jonah and Nineveh. God did not punish the people no more and the prophet didn't seem happy. Please may I advise, never you offend a man of God... I pray for you that God will not change His mind concerning the promise He has for you in Jesus' mighty Name. I love you. Shalom!

Literature › Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by EHI9ICE(m): 2:26am On Nov 10, 2016

hobermener:
Walking the talk, i respect that!!!!!
And to think that some deluded black souls could come up chanting praises and eulogies to a kkk member who has denigrated and rubbished the black race, even sponsoring ads on magazines that made sure some innocent black dudes served time for an offense they knew nothing of, speaks volumes of the stupidity and shallow mindedness of the black race.

Slave mentality my friend.Slave mentality.That's their problem. In the word of Okon Lagos; They are all suffering from 'Inferiority B-Complex'

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Literature › Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by EHI9ICE(m): 2:23am On Nov 10, 2016

nepapole:
Mercy journey ooo abi na journey mercy Dem dey call am.

Actually, its Mercy Johnson.

Nairaland General › The Difference Between Wealth And Riches. by EHI9ICE(op): 1:55am On Nov 10, 2016

Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary defines “wealth” as abundance of valuable
material possessions or resources and abundant supply, while it defines riches
as things that make a person rich. It also goes further to define rich as having
abundant possessions and material wealth. It appears that both being wealthy
and being rich are similar in relation to humans, but a close observation will
show that wealthy is not only a valuable possession, but it has abundant
supply. This means that when you are involved in an activity that generates a
lot of money, you are considered rich, but when you create a system of activity
for others to generate money, then you are considered wealthy.
A wealthy man create riches or income for others and his systems keeps
supplying with abundance, while a rich man makes himself rich and could be
making others poor. The same dictionary defines poor or poverty as lack of
supply or possession. A wealthy man with an idea creates a product or service
that is needed by the society and with time, he allows others to get involved to
promote that service or product. No one is hurt and everyone involved is
blessed from the idea that serves their fellowman. A rich man almost creates
nothing. He is actually a parasite that thinks he is smart. He has no intention or
lacks the ability to help others. His main interest is possession of money by
skimming the system others have created. When a society is filled with wealthy
people, there is a narrow gap between the have and have not, but when it is
filled with rich people, the rich will get richer in the name of inflation that
eventually leads to a breakdown of society.
A wealthy man perceives a car, creates a factory to produce the car, and employ
others to work in it. Soon, the society has what they need (affordable cars), his
employees are getting paid, and he is at home sleeping in peace knowing very
well that he has changed the life of others. Another worries about a societal
problem or thinks of an environmental good, and decides to create or publish a
book about it. He gets the printers, distributors, libraries, and bookstores
involved. Those who like the content get to tell their friends and if he is lucky,
generations will keep buying the book. It could be a painting, a hospital, a
restaurant, or even a CD. Wealthy people create to satisfy a need at no expense
to another. It might take time, but they always enhance their community or
nation.
A rich man goes and buys a cheap car from the junk yard for $1,000, fixes it up
for another $1,000, and ships it to Nigeria for another $1,000. He then goes to
Nigeria to sell a car that an American car dealer will buy for $50 at $10,000 and
then come back to the USA to brag about how he made a profit of $7,000 for
nothing. Yes, he has $7,000 cash but he is putting trash into his own economy
at an inflated rate. The wealthy man and his country that made the car are still
the champions. They already made their profit when the materialized idea was
sold. When the idea became trash and was worthless, the crafty rich man came
to buy it as if it had any value. The crafty rich man did not only clean up their
mess from pollution problems, but also compensated them for an idea that was
already dead. He then takes the valueless substance (dead idea/car) to his
country and the idea finally dies or breaks down on the road within a year or
two. The rich $7,000 man does not only put inflation in his economy, he also
puts pollution there (exhaust waste and the car itself), but most importantly,
expands the poverty of his people. This is because when you pay $10,000 for a
car that its maker now values at $50, you are poor. You are not poor because
you increased your lack by paying too much, but because there is lack of supply
that is why you need to pay too much. A country that needs cars must have
good supply of it by producing it or having a system in place where its citizen
will not be cheated and have great return on their investment.
A rich man takes his country’s resources and hides it in the Swiss bank. He is
very rich because “his money” is generating interest in his name and can never
be recovered by his country or other people. The wealthy men in Swiss bank
take the rich man’s money, invest the money in the Swiss country and on the
Swiss people, and give the rich man maybe 5% (being generous) at the expense
of his people. Do not forget that the rich man losses it all if he dies leaving the
money with the Swiss. The rich do not want adequate electricity, so that the
poor can struggle to buy the generators that he imports from the wealthy. He
stores his country’s oil in foreign reservoir at some interest rate to cause
scarcity in his land, then turns around to inflate the price of oil to his people. A
rich man allows his infrastructures to break down, so that his people will have
no hope while he uses hunger as a weapon. He then turns to the wealthy for
foreign aid and expertise, knowing very well that he is going to keep the money
and offer some little contracts here and there. He allows lawlessness so that he
can take when he wants, and no one can fight for those he takes from.
The Europeans have chosen wealth as a way of life. The have learned to invent
and create for the common good, and have a spirit of collaboration amongst
themselves to create a culture of abundance and supply. The Africans have
chosen riches as a way of life, where they take the leftover of the wealthy to
make up for the lack of supply they have intentionally created and use it to feed
the poor at an exaggerated inflation rate. The rich unconsciously creates the
poor for the benefit of the wealthy, but to the wealthy, the rich and the poor
are the same – his employees. If Nigeria or African must make it and be
respected, we must train ourselves to become wealthy and elect leaders that
are wealthy. Wealthy is not tangible money, but materialized ideas that have
being brought about by study, discipline, determination, and productivity. The
money will come later or to his children, but the society which he served will be
richer, more fulfilled, respected, and blessed.

Curled from:

http://www.edofolks.com/html/wealth-riches.htm

Health › Re: A Lesson From Tramadol Abuse by EHI9ICE(m): 4:04pm On Nov 07, 2016

RayRayZicc:
lol who be this one?

who be dis one wen he nor dey hear word?

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Health › Re: A Lesson From Tramadol Abuse by EHI9ICE(m): 3:56pm On Nov 07, 2016

IVORY2009:
see yourself, u wan kill urself bros, becos of one stup.d woman, say no to drug abuse!

Hey! hey! One woman is stupid here please. It was the Op who was 'being' stupid-and not that he is stupid either.He just acted stupid on this paricular sex-issue.

#say no to Drug Abuse#

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Politics › Re: Muhammad Abu Ali Cooking And Relaxing In His Home Before His Death by EHI9ICE(m): 3:22pm On Nov 07, 2016

The guy even come like football join am huh

A really patriotic Nigerian.Super Eagles must were black hand-band for this guy dis weekend-and the rest fallen heroes.

Celebrities › Re: Mr Ibu Flaunts His Children: "Marry Beautiful Wives For The Sake Of Your Kids" by EHI9ICE(m): 1:29pm On Nov 07, 2016

Raydos:
So if every man gets married to beautiful ladies, who will marry the ugly ones?

isn't it obvious?;The handsome guys of course! It keeps the scale balance.

In other news.My Sincere salute to Late Lt Col. Mohammad Abu-Ali...Ur death just dey make me sad in an accelerating manner. #RIP Gallant Hero! #RIP Soldier! #Rip to all the fallen hereos...Y'all will never die again!

Politics › Re: What Lt Col Muhammad Abu Ali Told His Colleagues Before Boko Haram Killed Him by EHI9ICE(m): 6:40pm On Nov 06, 2016

AjayiWrites:
He was killed when ' SUSPECTED BOKO HARAM TERRORISTS ' attacked a 119 Battalion Nigerian Army location at Mallam Fatori, Borno State. The troops fought gallantly and repelled the attack, killing 14 Boko Haram terrorists.

Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/11/is-he-been-prophetic-read-what-lt-col.html

So after all these killings they are still being referred to as 'Suspects' huh

?!... When will they be addressed as 'BOKO HARAM TERRORISTS' huh

Abi na until dem wipe out the full north huh

Nawao!

Anyways...RIP to the fallen soldiers! #Respect#

Politics › Re: What Lt Col Muhammad Abu Ali Told His Colleagues Before Boko Haram Killed Him by EHI9ICE(m): 6:28pm On Nov 06, 2016*

RIP to the fallen soldiers! #Respect#

Romance › Re: Will You Go Back To An Ex That Slept With Your Friend? by EHI9ICE(m): 10:52pm On Nov 05, 2016*

dollyjoy:
I will accept my man back to shame the stvpid idiat i called a friend,flaunt his picture to her face, I will lead him on and when he leaast expect it, I will dump him like a pack of card...

For ur mind.

Family › Re: "My Husband Smells My Panties Anytime I Come Back From A Journey" — Wife by EHI9ICE(m): 10:45pm On Nov 05, 2016

deepwater:
Its my birthday today. Please respect tradition and do the needful

Happy birthday to you, beautiful!. Have a great life! #Congratulations#

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Celebrities › Re: Why Lilian Esoro And Ubi Franklin's Marriage Crashed - Vanguard by EHI9ICE(m): 10:28pm On Nov 05, 2016

Flexherbal:
Women !

Don't trust anything that bleed for days and doesn't die. Fear them!

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Culture › Re: Emir Sanusi And His Vintage Car Spotted In Sokoto by EHI9ICE(m): 5:40pm On Nov 05, 2016

tellwisdom:
Abeg carry your lie go front

The guy is right bro.You spend a Fortune to buy such a 'Vintage' car ,While you spend money to buy a Range Rover. #Big Difference#

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Culture › Re: Emir Sanusi And His Vintage Car Spotted In Sokoto by EHI9ICE(m): 5:37pm On Nov 05, 2016

brostheo:
The car is as ugly as sanusi himself

Sanusi na fine man nau!? And him come still be Economist! (like myself). And that car isn't ugly-Its Vintage!!! Show some Respect and Love...If not for the man,but for the car.

They both deserve some respect though#

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Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Why Guys Are Reluctant To Commit!!! Come In And Testify by EHI9ICE(m): 3:17pm On Nov 05, 2016

importexpert:
The fact that guys are usually afraid to commit are due to several reasons. Women always want to know why guys are reluctant to commit to a long term relationship or to marriage. These reasons listed below will give you an idea as to why they have fears of tying the knot!

1. He does not want to lose his identity

If you are the pushy and demanding type then he could be afraid that once he commits to you, he will slowly but surely change into the type of person you want him to be. He is afraid of losing his own identity and changing into a lapdog who has to do everything to please you. This could prove very scary for a guy and therefore he is reluctant to make any sort of commitment.

2. He is confused as to what your feelings are for him

If you have not really been forthright and clear about your feelings towards him, then he will be cautious about making a commitment to you. The smallest doubt about you and your feelings will make him reluctant to take a step towards commitment. Only when he knows for sure that you reciprocate his feelings will he turn bold and take the initiative!

3. He hates the thought of being tied down

Most men have a morbid fear of being tied down to one woman all their life! These men are the types that want to enjoy dating different women before they make up their mind. They are generally those who are concentrating on just having a good time instead of being serious and thinking of the future. i know many Nairalanders in this category but i will allow seun and other audience to list the "soup testers"

4. He is not sure that you are the right woman for him

There could be a hundred reasons why he has certain doubts as to whether you are the ideal woman for him. He will never make a commitment unless and until he is convinced in his heart that you are the right one for him. Even though he has been dating you all this while, he could feel that there is something missing in the relationship and hence is not ready for commitment.

5. He is terrified of the financial responsibility involved

The very fact that commitment means a whole lot of new responsibilities make men nervous and reluctant to take a step in that direction. In case he is not really financially secure and feels that he will not be able to provide for his wife and family in the near future, he will not be able to commit.

6. He thinks that you have too high expectations

There is no way he is going to commit if you have been setting the standards too high or been having too many high expectations where he is concerned. See if you are the type of woman who has been very demanding, critical and a stickler for perfection in every thing. He is obviously scared of falling short!

7. He is unsure and insecure

If the guy is aware of his faults, failures and shortcomings, then he could become insecure and afraid of facing the future. He will naturally become less confident of being a success and making the relationship ideal. This insecurity will prove to be a huge blockage where commitment is concerned.

8. Add yours

#ace#

Politics › Re: Muhammad Abu Ali Killed By Boko Haram by EHI9ICE(m): 3:02pm On Nov 05, 2016

pedestal82:
This is painful, for Naija this kind person wey them don cast him matter, una go remove am from that place for at least 2 yrs. Because boko haram go dey find am, him fellow officers go dey beef am.
Now them don kill am. RIP Man.

My brother, wetin you talk make sense.But common-sense nor common.

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Romance › Re: Should I Tell My Friend I Caught The Girlfriend Cheating Or Mind My Business? by EHI9ICE(m): 3:46pm On Nov 04, 2016

Davash222:
If you are a Christian pls read 1 Thessalonians 4:11

Well in response to ur comment...

After reading the Verse, i will say 'different strokes 4 different folks'.This thread just reminded me of the 'Super Story episode of yesterday, where 3 friends where comtemplating telling another of their friend that his wife was cheating on him.While one of the friends said 'Ignorance is bliss'-thereby washing his hands of such (amebo) action, Another started pleading with the other two.And i quote him ''Abeg if you catch my wife dey cheat on me, tell me abeg...nor hide am from me, abeg tell me-anytime''

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Career › Re: My Lebanese Boss Promises To Sack Me When Next I Bend Or Try To Collect His Bag by EHI9ICE(m): 12:01pm On Nov 03, 2016*

HabaSeun:
Yes! You did everything wrong! Get rid of your slave mentality!!

Leave your yoruba culture out of this.

Really? Which culture will he now adopt.What will then be his point of reference-in terms of behaviour?...His boss has asked to be approached differently,..that he should do, not expunge is entire cutural etiquette.

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Career › Re: My Lebanese Boss Promises To Sack Me When Next I Bend Or Try To Collect His Bag by EHI9ICE(m): 11:53am On Nov 03, 2016

RichYoungNigga:
Slave mentality

In the USA, your boss will be the first person to tell you good morning when you come to the office

You're very lucky i wasn't your boss, i would have beat the living daylights out of your brain and still fire you for being a fool

Take it easy! Whats the anger for?

Phones › Re: What Do You Do When Your Phone With A Non Removable Battery Falls Into Water?? by EHI9ICE(m): 7:11pm On Oct 28, 2016*

rottenPussy:
what about bean?

Politics › Re: Dignitaries In Buhari's House For Wedding Of Fatima & Gimba (Photos) by EHI9ICE(m): 5:31pm On Oct 28, 2016*

Happy married life to them.

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