₦airaland Forum

Dunno your state of residence, but there is something like this for you in Benin City.

Nice Ride.

However, do not understand estimate the influence/power of open bidding. Your decision not to disclose the amount in public makes the lovely vehicle to be less attractive to would be buyers.

I will not bid for #10 if someone above me has bid for #20 and you said ‘No’

But should I make such #10 bid via whatsapp and you then have to forward some1 else’s chat (who bided #20) in order to show me that my bid is no where near the asking price, I will be less convinced with that, given you yourself, is the one supplying me with that information.

Just my opinion.

Nice Ride btw. The interior is dope!

Hilux��✅

Mine is “Confusion Na Wa”


Abeg, anybody fit help me with link to watch or download am?

Calibrator:
Funniest lyricist in Nigeria is Erriga.



No contest.

Gbam!

Its not even debatable...

“Period like dis, dey bloody like Always”- Erriga

“Even your girl-friend, Faith is so Unfaithful” - Erriga

“As I wan take drown my sorrows wen he sabi swim?” - Erriga

“ Mind strong anyhow like say he sabi gym” - Erriga

“Poverty na one tea when I nor fit drink guy”- Erriga

“ Funny how people dey change, like who dey try clothes” -Erriga

The list is endless.

Honorable Mention- Dagrin... “Ashawo dey everywhere, even gay dey fear, say Ashawo go collect all the guys for this year”

Why you nor dey pick your call?

realestniggah:
Your experience is Beliveable.. The story said the person was reversing.. How do you kill a person while reversing?

Well, it is not impossible.

As ludicrous and somewhat suspicious as this story may sound, I can’t help but relate with it.

I remember sometime in 2010, while I was working in a pure water factory.So one evening, after work, I decided to drive one of the factory’s bus home.As I was approaching my house,I saw our neighbour and his friend standing and discussing in front of my house close to where I was suppose to park the vehicle.It was around 8pm or there about so, while they could see the headlight of an oncoming vehicle, they couldn’t tell if it was me nor if I was going to stop the bus close to were they where standing.

As I approached them, I didn’t know what came over me-but all of a sudden, out of some stupid excitement, I accelerated towards them so fast hoping to apply a sharp brake when I get close.

Well, I succeeded! I applied the brakes and the vehicle came to an abrupt stop with a little over a yard of space between us.

They were both scared shitless! Petrified wont be an understatement. And as they stood frozen, I came down from the bus grinning from ear to ear.

It was fun (to me) at that point in time, but as time went by-years actually, anytime I remember that scenario, I’m always struck with morbid horror and fear!

Like I could have flattened those guys that night! And because of what?

Because of what actually?! Nothing! Just stupid youthful exuberance in full idiotic display.



Anyway, RIP to the fallen soldier.

Happy birthday anniversary OC Ukeje. I too go like the way this guy they carry himself for movies. The guy sabi him work

Abeg who know where I fit watch/download “Confusion na wa”? Abeg help a brother!

Woody Allen

Blessinzy:
Happy birthday to me !
Nairalanders show me some love!

My fellow Aries...You are loved beyond measures. Happy birthday to you.

lonelydora:
You have started again.



If the story Nigerians are waiting to hear turns out to be true ehh, the jubilation will be more than the Abacha's own.

These APC/PDP guys have showed us pepper in this country.
Coronavirus, please don't stop until you are done with all Nigerian politicians (my uncle inclusive). I will manage and stay indoors for you to do your work in Nigeria for us.

You are a true Patriot

charliboy654:
Na yanch dey do u like this so

No baba...na curiosity.

soilsista:
Nah, it's cool

So you accept my request?

soilsista:
Lol I'm a bar teacher but you ask the others. There's quiet a number of Southies here.

I learn best from bad teachers.

soilsista:
Lol you guys should leave us alone! It's our language and we'll keep texting in it

Can you help a willing brother with learning the language?

I am searching for a beautiful girl in the comment section, so that I can quote her and email her later, in hope that she will become mother of my children, who are waiting for her at home.

Biritiko:
The idiot above me though

He is not an idiot.He is Nwaamaikpe

softwerk:


Davido is only reacting and pushing others to vote while he's somewhere fu@cking fresh pu&ssies and sipping fine champagne

Your father!

GOD bless you.I saw the dude (Davido) at a light club here in Sandton, SouthAfrica yesterday night.And I was like,So after all the noise this guy made online,he wont vote,but rather he is observing the election from another country.

49 sitting, 99 standing..Suffering and Smiling .

Youth Corpers dey bush,Politicians children dey Yankee...Suffering and Smiling .



Naija...I hail oh

ZIMDRILL:
if you really deep in text you will understand were he coming from

african and asian culture, makes it as if you owe your parents to be born

they curse at you as if you were asked to be born against their will

african and asian culture parents talk to you as if they did you a favour to raise you whereas you are a product of their love making

they make it as if it was priviledge to feed you and send you to skol but its not, even animals in the wild take care of their young ones without being asked its natural, sending a child to skol is government requirement (law) in nearly every country in the world

but some parents sound as if you forced them to send you to skol they make it as if they had other plans on the money they used to send to skol but per laws its their responsibility and no one else


there is nothing wrong to look after parents, but parents we shouldnt sound as if it was someone's responsiblity when you are the biological parents


there is nothing like i sacrificed for you, aslong your are the bioligical parents it is your responsibility, you can not sacrifice on something you are meant to do anyway

the only people who are allowed to use word sacrifice are those who are looking after someone's kids

Well put.

TroublemakerPro:
This is why women live longer than men.
See how Liverpool have given me HBP, I think I should stay away from football for the next 2 weeks

...Arsenal fans be like :

kollinz1234:
Today, the 20th day of January is my birthday. Pray for me happy people.

Happy birthday bro.Have a wonderful celebration.

emitheo:
C'mon...you got to be kidding me! we go way back...can't have an affair with her & I can't seem to ignore her pains either

My friend...A photo is enough for the wise.

If my last subcription was #3500 for (5gig)...Can I rolliver my unused data by doing-say #1000 data subscription?

nairalee:
When I see posts like this I begin dey look myself for mirror, e just be like say some people come this life and I enjoy while others just escort come to act as spectators.

But in the same vein when I see the cemetery I just smile and look up and remember the greatest gift in life is life in itself. Every other blessing is just an accessory or jara

Nice one...

Compliments of the Season.

johnkey:
but some stupid dumb foolish shallow-minded idiotic no-sense imbecilic slowpoke hypocritical watery-brain Nigerians still thinks 'igbo' is bad and for the irresponsible ones. some even says it makes you run mad Gawd I wish I have a superpower to wipe such motherfuckers from the surface of the Earth to be seen no more.

Igbo don dey work for dis one body.