₦airaland Forum

Information reaching us on this side of the planet, clearly states that, love has a fragile spine, e too dey quick break...

Decay is rotten abi? I seem to have totally forgotten. make I kuku check am for my dictionary.

Grind ko..... Grenade ni...

Time for sober reflection... And Miserable becomes my second name...

Everyone raise your glasses up! Cheers to a freaking weekend!

Arms up.... Arms down... Arms forward stretch, oya!! Left, right, left, right, forward March!

Mtcheewwww.... Nawa o....make Una throw banter at each other.... It's allowed and okay... Make Una yab Una mama and husband... Dats no flesh off my nose.... But pls leave innocent kids outta Ur banter.... Calling someones kid... Dirty and ragged? I shudder in disgust just thinking about it.

Being an only child ain't as rosy as most folk think... The loneliness and boredom is outta this world.

Identity shouldn't be totally hidden, shud it?.. For Christ sake... It's jus Ur sex am askin... Not your surname or BVN number... Loosen up joor...so? Lad or lass?

Efficiently and impeccably are two words that come to mind when Eva I see afribabe's writeup... The pickin go better school... Twale for the master!! Abi mistress

Boundaries have finally been set in our relationship... Make him no dey check my fone again...I no go kuku check him own again( if I no check am make I bend)... Shikena!

To whom much is given... Much is expected

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!...Omo! Pickin fine tire!....Olorun!

Enjoyment gallore...wearing bikini... Sipping margarita.. in the Bahamas... Oh dear!... Life is fun... Hey!! bartender, one more shot of tequila

Life... One minute as high as a Rasta on dope...next minute as low as a junkie with no coke

By dis time next year...I go don blow

Though na old movie.... I go still download am... Tanks buddy... Abi na babe

Afamed:
Try again later

U keep trying again n again till it submits

My father in law and sisters in law got Thiers... But I never got mine

Them no fit recommend movie for person here? Na wa!

It is a wrap! No more doubts or arguments...this afribabe/afriguy na very smart creature.

Genres I like would be war movies I guess... Fight and blood... No sex..bloody war fights like ' the woman king' .... you are not a movie freak by the way... I can easily tell....your grammar na professor and lecturer range.... I'd say you are a ( let me think of a word dat wud be very hard for you to begin a sentence with in this game... Aha! I gat it) bookworm.

Convent with a garden? Wen I no dey Rome... Ain't no convent with a garden here champ... Jus dry sand and leaveless trees....I reckoned you were about to recommend a movie.

Plea for help biko nunu.... I love saying this biko nunu.... E dey sweet me die... Plea for help... Can someone recommend for me one ogbonge movie wey go blow my mind... No sex n nudity biko nunu.... I am a nun

Who Eva recommended that blood vessel nollywood movie... God go bless u.... Movie is dope...... Unlike dat perfume story of a murderer

Cave of Adullum again?.... Biko make Una carry this phrase go lock for cave... I no wan see am again biko

Afribabe please are you male or email

Fear woman now.... Na only woman go wear fake butt, padded bra, artificial nails, artificial eyelash, artificial hair.... Come dey complain say... " I hate dat guy, his accent is too fake"

Vote ahnie for president biko....

E no go good for who make me to waste data download... Perfume.... Story of a murderer... Dat like d most boring piece I'd ever see in dis lifetime

Damned Nigeria of a country... I want to Japan Asap!

End time is nigh.... Repent all ye worthless sinners or face eternal damnation!!!

Offpoint1:
I regret nothings, but from next year... I will give less. 95% of my incomes this year went into giving.

I hate the fact that once you give to a Nigerian, they have 98% possibilities of coming to back to ask again when they're in need.

I love giving but hate when people abused it.
Once I see message from someone that last messaged me 3 months ago, I know what's up already.

And lastly, next year I'm NEVER lending anyone money. Most Nigerian "Next week" is eternity.

If you want me to lend you N10, I'm giving you N7.


My prayer be sey make God bless everyone, make everyone gallant. Nobody wan beg but life happens...

Dis is me too.... I no even too too get ... Small work wey I jus get... I come dey go give give... One relative I gave ten grand to after she jus put to birth.... Get mind talk say d money wey I give am too small.... This hurt me like natin av Neva known.....Av learnt.... Next year I'd be as stingy as hell