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Sports › Re: Deontay Wilder Vs. Tyson Fury II: (The Unfinished Business) February 22, 2020 by Ekaka1(m): 6:26am On Feb 23, 2020
Wilder is going to go dirty now...but that won't help.

Fury is ....

Wilder falls again...this fight will end soon ...I repeat
Sports › Re: Deontay Wilder Vs. Tyson Fury II: (The Unfinished Business) February 22, 2020 by Ekaka1(m): 6:25am On Feb 23, 2020
Wilder legs wobbling.... shocked

Saved by the belll
Sports › Re: Deontay Wilder Vs. Tyson Fury II: (The Unfinished Business) February 22, 2020 by Ekaka1(m): 6:24am On Feb 23, 2020
Fury no come play this time oooo....
Wilder still waiting for that big killer punch...but will

Wilder is downnnnn
Sports › Re: Deontay Wilder Vs. Tyson Fury II: (The Unfinished Business) February 22, 2020 by Ekaka1(m): 6:23am On Feb 23, 2020
This fight is not going to last the whole rounds....I think undecided
Sports › Re: Deontay Wilder Vs. Tyson Fury II: (The Unfinished Business) February 22, 2020 by Ekaka1(m): 6:21am On Feb 23, 2020
Oh...well, wilder warming up but that last right hand from fury... I will give this one to wilder though.

Round 3 now
Sports › Re: Deontay Wilder Vs. Tyson Fury II: (The Unfinished Business) February 22, 2020 by Ekaka1(m): 6:18am On Feb 23, 2020
Fury:The only problem I fear is that ...fury does not hold his hands up for too long...that may open him up for a big right from wilder. Took 1st round
Wilder: Is he teasing fury and waiting for that big punch to knock him down and out?
Sports › Re: Deontay Wilder Vs. Tyson Fury II: (The Unfinished Business) February 22, 2020 by Ekaka1(m): 6:15am On Feb 23, 2020
Wow...fury
Sports › Re: Deontay Wilder Vs. Tyson Fury II: (The Unfinished Business) February 22, 2020 by Ekaka1(m): 6:06am On Feb 23, 2020
greggng:
Fury is taking the lead now....I hope he continuous like this .....lovely fight so far lipsrsealed
Abeg na...no start something wey go derail this thread na...abeg.
Fight never start
Sports › Re: Deontay Wilder Vs. Tyson Fury II: (The Unfinished Business) February 22, 2020 by Ekaka1(m): 6:05am On Feb 23, 2020
Time for Wilder to make entry...black man na rap im dey take enter ...masked up like black bat grin
Sports › Re: Deontay Wilder Vs. Tyson Fury II: (The Unfinished Business) February 22, 2020 by Ekaka1(m): 6:03am On Feb 23, 2020
This kind undertaker song wey fury take enter na wao ...hmmmm cheesy
Sports › Re: Deontay Wilder Vs. Tyson Fury II: (The Unfinished Business) February 22, 2020 by Ekaka1(m): 5:07am On Feb 23, 2020
Tonnyray:
Any update?
Yes, Another appetizer fight before the main event...I tire o grin
Romance › Re: I Want To Borrow Your Laps. by Ekaka1(m): 5:04am On Feb 23, 2020
grin
Sports › Re: Deontay Wilder Vs. Tyson Fury II: (The Unfinished Business) February 22, 2020 by Ekaka1(m): 4:50am On Feb 23, 2020
The Mexican gets it...

If the fight hadn't been stopped the Filipino would have gone down....he's such a lazy fighter..
Sports › Re: Deontay Wilder Vs. Tyson Fury II: (The Unfinished Business) February 22, 2020 by Ekaka1(m): 4:44am On Feb 23, 2020
HimName:
Please when exactly are dey gng to get to the ring? I mean Fury and Wilder.

Eyes don dey over heavy oo

Nor b Santisima and Nararrete bring me hia
Annoying fight...all that filipino has is body shots ..he's getting a boxing lesson from the Mexican who should have finished him off ...but he too has weak punches even though he comes across as more entertaining.
Btw....both look underfed for a boxing match...even if they have to control their weights to make this category..

The match will come alive if the Mexican can at least knock the Filipino down but like I said, his left is connecting but tooo weak to know I this guy down
Family › Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Ekaka1(m): 11:41am On Feb 22, 2020
openmine:
Kill a wall gecko and u will be urinating ad infinitum grin
That one is even better.
In class one in secondary school, They told me to kill a red-neck lizard cut and roast / cremate its head and spray the power on any spot your favorite chick urinate na so she go dey follow you until you browse and browse and browse... every idiotic friend I spoke to confirmed the story was true and were even pointing at some girls they had nacked and nacked ...lies!!! sad

So I did for one beautiful fair chick in class 2, I waited two days make she dey follow me...whossai..na so on the 3rd day after prep one evening I started following her every where o...smart geh...she just led me straight to her boy friend ..a class four student and asst. senior prefect...that's how my wahala started o...and my friends disowned me in a hurry grin
Family › Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Ekaka1(m): 11:31am On Feb 22, 2020
Neroiam:
Dem tell me say if my tooth falls, i no throw am ontop zinc, another one no go grow grin grin
This one ehhhhnnn cheesy grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenyan Woman's Farm Stripped By Locust Swarm (Photos) by Ekaka1(m): 11:26am On Feb 22, 2020
Macsjebs:
More
Locust wicked...see as some of them still get time to fu.uck for people farm huh
Culture › Re: 'It Is Audio Suspension': Oluwo Of Iwo Laughs Off Suspension Report (Video) by Ekaka1(m): 11:24am On Feb 22, 2020
CalabarPikin:
OK

Malian monarch
Dah...you bad sha...mbok grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 17th February 2020 by Ekaka1(m): 10:48pm On Feb 17, 2020
SinisterX:
It’s still a mystery how we got to top four, i’m preparing for work tomorrow abeg
The league this season's been very poor but you're right we have dropped so much points I wonder we're still stuck in 4th.

I guess from next week we may start sliding ....Mou is a fox, that match yesterday meant a lot to him and he just knew he was on his way up once that last minute winner by son came.

If we have some shame we should fight to stay in 5th position and may be...just maybe by some technicality Man city misfortune/ban may see us playing champions league even if we manage the 5th position angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 17th February 2020 by Ekaka1(m): 10:38pm On Feb 17, 2020
Even though we got robbed twice by VAR, our story this season has been quite pathetic:
1. We lose at home at will
2. We can't defend last minutes
3. We don't even defend dead balls
4. We will lose thrice to MANu
5. Goal keeping still an issue...caba is stiff old...and Arrizabalaga is too proud and lousy...as one of the highest paid goal keepers in the world yet nothing to show for it...
Politics › Re: Bayelsa: Festus Keyamo Commends Supreme Court, Advises APC by Ekaka1(m): 7:43pm On Feb 15, 2020
Righteousness89:
So this is how keyamo festus became a Minister....

I Remember how festus came to Limelight..

From the Death of the Late Minister of Justice , Chief Bola Ige

Keyamo produced a boy that claimed he was the one that Assaasinated the Late Minister..

Up till tomorrow, both the boy and the case no one knows.. Festus keyamo became popular..

Efcc Came calling and Festus keyamo became a Solicitor for the Efcc..

Today like Play like Play ,Keyamo is a Minister....


Festus Keyamo I Greet u sir
Was it Bola Ige or one, Funsho Williams who was found bound, strangled, and stabbed at his home in Dolphin Estate, Ikoyi, On July 27, 2006. I think he was running or trying to run for governorship elections in Lagos state or so.
Politics › Re: Supreme Court Sacks David Lyon, Orders Diri Duoye To Be Sworn In by Ekaka1(m): 11:49pm On Feb 13, 2020
Zechenna007:
Lies! Lies from the enemies of our darling party, APC! We will triumph! Do you hear me? We will triumph! We're going to the Hague! We don't have faith in your judicial system no more!
Yes, lies indeed...ihedioha will have to get judgement from The Hague first long before your David Lyon cheesy
Romance › Re: No Man Born Of A Woman Can Resist Me - Nigerian Lady Says (ENDOWED PHOTOS) by Ekaka1(m): 5:04pm On Feb 09, 2020
Where is that silly Nwamaikpe when you need him to come and water board this girl into confessing her fugliness cheesy
Crime › Re: Man Dies After Sex With A Precious, Prostitute From Akwa Ibom (Video) by Ekaka1(m): 11:34pm On Feb 08, 2020
Flowkid44:
It was in Jss 2, I was 10 and foolish enough to pick a fight with Simbiat. I can no longer remember what happened. But I remember that after that day I didn't talk to my friends for two weeks because they didn't come quickly enough to separate us. Nor be small thing o.
I was easily the smallest kid in the class. Simbiat was like the twice my age and thrice my size. The foolishness that made me pick that fight, I dunno again. Simbiat wasn't our mate at all. She already had boobs before we knew what a nipple was. Her palms were wider than a Skynet Satellite Dish. She was like the mother of the class. We had a tussle over a seat in class and she pulled it out of my grasp. I could have been mature about it and let it be, but was I that wise? No I wasn't. My friends were standing around me. Shouldn't they have told me to let it be? Shouldn't they have begged me to leave her alone as she's a lady and I should play the gentleman? They didn't do any of these. Like real friends did, they egged me into the fight.
And then I pushed Simbiat.
If you hear the sound of the abara she landed on my back! I didn't hear it though. The bible says if you hear the sound of the bullet then it wasn't meant for you. The abara landed so loud it shifted the earth plate. Europe must have moved 23cm closer to Asia. Just small push that I pushed her o.
But then my biology betrayed me and my stupid adrenaline kicked in. Instead of me to kneel down and start begging, I wanted to get one on her too. So I threw one weak ass punch that didn't even touch her properly. That was the last memory of the fight I had. Simbiat dragged me from Berger to Ajah, all the way through Ikorodu to Okokomaiko. It was the meanest beat up in the history of mean beat ups. This girl beat me so much that God must have written off all the sins I'd committed prior to that event since I can't go to hell twice.
Till date I still wonder what kind of monster she was. Did she not know that I just lost my mother? Did she not know that losing a loved one to cancer was enough to make a 10 year old boy an entitled brat? I mean she could have just told me to kneel down and and hands up and I would have gladly obeyed after that first abara.
While she was dragging me upandan like small generator, did my friends come to separate us? No. They kept cheering me up and motivating me. Kept saying that I could do it. That I should get up and keep fighting. Keep fighting ke, were these people not mad like these?
Anyway the beat up ended after the teachers intervened and me and her came to an amiable resolution that was fair to all of us. I was only required to come and greet her every morning and clean her chair for the next one year only. I think that was when I became a feminist.
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Okada, Keke Ban: Occupy Lagos Releases Rules For Tomorrow's Protest by Ekaka1(m): 11:16pm On Feb 08, 2020
followed up on the protest today...and it was quite dissapointing that those who are directly involved did not even show up.
They left the scene for some high profile activists with catchy placards around the marathon finish line cheesy
Health › Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Ekaka1(m): 8:05pm On Feb 07, 2020
salt1:
Tell it to that Hausa HOR member with four wives and 27 children
....land counting grin
Family › Re: How Can I Stop My Ex From Visiting My Matrimonial Home? by Ekaka1(m): 4:28pm On Feb 02, 2020
Thegoodone13:
Your husband knew what you didn't tell him through your ex. Your husband does not love you again and you need to work on him. He does not care if your ex sleep with you now. Tell your ex not to come around again and tell your husband not to allow your ex in your house again. If he refuses, tell your pastor or elderly person that your husband can obey. Value your marriage. Let me ask you one question. Did u have sex with your ex after married your husband? If yes, your husband know about it.
You guys are beginning to close in on this woman...see as una even dey circle am and pining her down on all fours to tell the truth...una badu for this forum gan grin
Family › Re: How Can I Stop My Ex From Visiting My Matrimonial Home? by Ekaka1(m): 4:25pm On Feb 02, 2020
seandurse:
Does your husband know he's your ex? If yes, tell your husband his coming around is making you feel uncomfortable. And if he doesn't know he's your ex, summon courage to tell him then you can proceed by telling him you're going to poison him if he keeps coming around. This can make your husband believe you still not ha ing anything to do with the ex. But some men no get shame sha. How can you still going the the matrimonial home of your ex? He deserves whatever he gets. Rubbish!
Several people on here have asked her if her husband is aware ..he is her ex but she's not answered that question yet cheesy
Family › Re: How Can I Stop My Ex From Visiting My Matrimonial Home? by Ekaka1(m): 4:15pm On Feb 02, 2020
SifonAbasi:
I have done all these and my husband told me not to worry. For my ex, I told him if he must visit he should come only when my husband is at home.
Don't even be giving him options. Another angle is that your husband understand the principle of keeping your "enemy" close and not at arms length so you can keep track of his every move.

Worst still the man wan know everything wey you and that guy don share for una past wink
Politics › Re: Presidency Reacts To US Visa Ban On Nigerians by Ekaka1(m): 4:24pm On Feb 01, 2020
Nigeria and committee...chai!!!! embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 1st February 2020 by Ekaka1(m): 3:52pm On Feb 01, 2020
maynation:
All of a sudden a draw game is their testimony.

When did chelshit come this low? Who did this to you guys na?
Any team with a transfer ban, in 4th position and has not choice but to rely upon young inexperienced players and coach pitched against a 3rd place well organized side will celebrate and revel in a draw sir cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 1st February 2020 by Ekaka1(m): 3:21pm On Feb 01, 2020
BlueMann:
Barkley entered for Abraham earlier
So no recognised striker sad
Abraham is a silly Arrow...not ready for EPL games...but in a hurry to be a big boy...he is one of the culprits in first half missing chances upon chances

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