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Top Pages / Re: IPOB Attacks: SE Indigenes Avoid Christmas Trips Home by ekanx27(m): 12:51pm On Dec 21, 2022 |
Finally Lagos has turned to the home of Easterners. Chinudu go home, don't give excuse 7 Likes 1 Share
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Does It Take One To Work In A Mortuary? by ekanx27(m): 12:56pm On Dec 20, 2022 |
If you must do a work of a mortician, then forget about being sober. You must dey high with alcohol or even weed on a steady because na Watin dey bring the morale. Have you seen a mortician who is not into alcohol? I doubt. 8 Likes
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Politics / Re: FG Declares Public Holidays For Christmas, New Year Celebrations by ekanx27(m): 4:10pm On Dec 16, 2022 |
Na who Rauf dey support self. Baba has been quiet since |
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Grateful For Turnaround, Recalls Begging Last Year To Perform At Shows by ekanx27(m): 8:23am On Dec 15, 2022 |
Davido and kiss Daniel features brought him back to limelight. That "like" song is a blast. 88 Likes 5 Shares |
Romance / Re: I Have 800k, What Profitable Business Can I Venture Into by ekanx27(m): 11:09pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
Tomorrow evening there is a match between France and Morocco. Use 500k take stake France to win, then use 250k take stake Morocco to win. Keep 50k aside in case the game draw, na that money you go take learn digital marketing and after 2 months na billions you go dey count. 3 Likes
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Family / Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by ekanx27(m): 9:16pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
Kyra1: Omo. So many things were just flashing through my mind. |
Food / Re: What Is Your Favourite Nigerian Street Food? (pictures) by ekanx27(m): 6:50pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
Agbado with Elede 4 Likes |
Food / Re: What Is Your Favourite Nigerian Street Food? (pictures) by ekanx27(m): 6:49pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
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Family / Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by ekanx27(m): 6:41pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
Anonanon: There is so many opportunities open to chemist. I am currently teaching Chemistry in one of the state unified secondary school. Working in the lab was what I wished for but i had to make do of what is available. I wish you the best, you will definitely get favoured after school. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by ekanx27(m): 6:17pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
Anonanon: I didn't gain admission after three trials in DELSU but I got admission in UNIBEN where I studied chemistry. 12 Likes |
Family / Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by ekanx27(m): 5:49pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
Anonanon: Are you asking politely or you wan hear say I be Hoodlum now? Because I nor understand that your two question mark! 9 Likes 1 Share
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Family / Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by ekanx27(m): 4:43pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
It was 2008. I wanted to write Jamb that year but had failed to register early because of lack of funds. When I finally purchased my jamb form, venue closer to me have been filled up. We were living at Warri. The venue of my jamb exam was at Agbor (Gbenoba secondary school precisely) and it was 7am exam. There is no way I was going to leave for Agbor that same morning of the exam. I don't have any family member around there. Luckily for me, one of my guy said he has someone who is schooling at Ugwashi-uku and that it is very close to Agbor. According to him, he said he will speak to the guy and that I should go a day to my exam. He also said the guy will take me to the park very early where I would see a vehicle that will take me from Ugwashi-uku to Agbor and we won't spend more than 15 minutes. I was relaxed and said that's a nice idea. I spoke with the guy and he gave me directive on how I would follow to meet him. A day to the exam, I called this guy and he told me I would have to meet him somewhere because he went for something and that two of us will go home together. Me that was suppose to have my last reading that night before I write my jamb the next morning met this guy in the church(where he was), they were having a church program. In my mind I was saying, I hope you are not mad bro? Because I needed to read and relax for tomorrow. Forget about working under pressure and multi tasking that we normally use to deceive in our CV. Omo I was pressured to sleep in church floor. I didn't complain after all it is house of God and who knows maybe God wanted me to attend the service so I can come out in flying colours At about 5am we started making our way to the house. We got to the house before 6am and the guy said he want to do some exercise that I should take my bath and get ready that when he comes back, we would head to the park to get a bus going to Agbor. Again he said at most 15minutes we are already there. After bathing, I was having just getting dressed and the next thing I heard was someone that came and locked the door from outside and I heard him say let me see how you will Dodge me today while he walks out. I was screaming "Bros come I be him friend". The guy left without a blink. I was mad because I am set to go and I have been locked inside. Now the guy(that went for exercise) came and he persuaded me that he will get the key from the landlord and open the door. He said he was owing the landlord money for rent. I was inside while the guy left. I waited till 6 : 35am and the guy didn't show up. It seems as though I was the only one in the compound. I screamed but nobody heard me. After about 10minutes, they both walked down and the landlord opened the door. The landlord said I shouldn't be angry that he didn't know I was a stranger. I said no problem and I dashed out to the park with my guy. By this time it was already 6:57am. We got to the park and we met a 18 seater bus with only two persons inside and that is the only park going to Agbor. They said the bus must be filled before it will go. When devil want to finish you, he uses Okada men or Danfo bus drivers or conductors. Then if the devil want to make you loose your sense of responsibility and patient, he will direct you to either tailor or Carpenter that will be doing your work. Those two sets of people will always be unfortunate with their job. I got to the venue of the exam by 8 : 15am. They said I can't write that in the Jamb rules and regulations that I was suppose to come to exam centre 30minutes before the exam. Anyone that comes 30 minutes after the exam has started is not suppose to write the exam. I pleaded but the invigilator said no. I had to find a way to tell her what I have faced. She said if I want to write that I will stop the same time as anybody. I said no problem. I wrote the exam for 18minutes, And I want to study Medicine and surgery. I scored 229 but it was not enough to pursue the course I wanted to study. The subsequent years was not easy for me either. But I was able to write the jamb and pass it but DELSU post utme and aptitude test decided to be dancing to the tone of my village people. How can someone that score 297 in jamb be scoring 28 in DELSU post utme?? GOD ABEG OH. 39 Likes 2 Shares |
Family / Re: 25 Years Old And I Still Don’t Know My Dad by ekanx27(m): 9:43pm On Dec 12, 2022 |
Check who you resemble between Mike Adenuga, Tony Elumelu, Adelekes, Femi Otedola, Buhari, Atiku and Tinubu. Convince your mom to say She bore you out of wedlock for him. Don't agree for any DNA test, take a chill Hollandia drink and watch how you would have overcome poverty overnight.
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Politics / Re: PDP Crisis: I Met Wike Five Times Without Solution – Atiku by ekanx27(m): 3:08pm On Dec 12, 2022 |
Iwin2: I agree that non of these politicians can be trusted but what the G-5 are doing to Atiku, Atiku did more to GEJ. That's why I always tell people to treat every part of their towel equally because the part that wiped the anus today might be the part to wipe the face tomorrow. |
Crime / Re: Ruth Yakadi: Lady Raped, Murdered & Dumped Near Bridge Is A UNIJOS Student by ekanx27(m): 3:05pm On Dec 12, 2022 |
Someone just wrote may her killer not go unpublished. 8 Likes |
Politics / Re: PDP Crisis: I Met Wike Five Times Without Solution – Atiku by ekanx27(m): 11:21pm On Dec 11, 2022 |
You met with Wike, you gave him your word but always fail to implement it. What do you expect?? Atiku can't be trusted QED. 16 Likes |
Politics / Re: Channels TV Presidential Series With Atiku/Okowa by ekanx27(m): 8:15pm On Dec 11, 2022 |
asanausana91: I am not responsible for frustration, if you dare quote me again, your generation yet unborn(that is if you will have at all) will experience hormonal imbalances at their tender age. Quote me again and face this generational curse. Stewpid being |
Politics / Re: Channels TV Presidential Series With Atiku/Okowa by ekanx27(m): 7:51pm On Dec 11, 2022 |
Okowa the Betrayal 7 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Channels TV Presidential Series With Atiku/Okowa by ekanx27(m): 7:51pm On Dec 11, 2022 |
saintruky: Na God go punish that okowa 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Sports / Re: Netherlands Vs Argentina FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (3 - 4) pens On 9th Dec 2022 by ekanx27(m): 10:46pm On Dec 09, 2022 |
I just want to see tears this night. |
Sports / Re: Croatia Vs Brazil: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 : (4 - 2) pens On 9th December 2022 by ekanx27(m): 7:08pm On Dec 09, 2022 |
Modric for Balon d'or 3 Likes |
Sports / Re: Qatar World Cup 2022 Quarter-Final Fixtures by ekanx27(m): 10:58am On Dec 09, 2022 |
One of the two Europe team will be heading to the Semi's today. Stake your left Balls on it. |
Sports / Re: Qatar World Cup 2022 Quarter-Final Fixtures by ekanx27(m): 10:55am On Dec 09, 2022 |
Messi to loose and under 1.5 |
Sports / Re: Qatar World Cup 2022 Quarter-Final Fixtures by ekanx27(m): 10:54am On Dec 09, 2022 |
The Netherlands have only one job to do. Break the Ewure Leg. 16 Likes 4 Shares |
Business / Re: New Bank Promoters Must Disclose Sources Of Fund – CBN by ekanx27(m): 10:40am On Dec 08, 2022 |
Medicine after death. |
Sports / Re: Brazil Vs South Korea : FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (4 - 1) On 5th December 2022 by ekanx27(m): 8:37pm On Dec 05, 2022 |
First half 4 London and na the same 11 aside ohhhhhhh. Na wa 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Wike Bestows The Highest Award On Adams Oshiomhole (Video, Pictures) by ekanx27(m): 10:20pm On Dec 04, 2022 |
Viltron: You will just open mouth waaaaaaah. Go boot Wike and SIM from River State na. I still don't understand why people are bitter for another person. I thought they said the train has moved? PDP hands should remain on the plough, no looking back but they will regret ever daring the G-5 integrity group. Most especially that Okowa that betrayed the southern cause after the agreement was made in his own state. Posterity will Judge Okowa, Mark this somewhere. |
Agriculture / Re: Which Wild Animal Could Have Ripped Off The Neck Of Our Goat Like This? (Video) by ekanx27(m): 1:40pm On Nov 27, 2022 |
Mercury12: The condition that the Buhari and APC has plunged the country into is more than enough for the fowl to feed on anything. Na Watin you chop, go carry you go. Haven't you heard that the Lions and monkeys in our zoo are eating semo, Amala, Garri, beans and yam? 4 Likes |
Agriculture / Re: Which Wild Animal Could Have Ripped Off The Neck Of Our Goat Like This? (Video) by ekanx27(m): 1:36pm On Nov 27, 2022 |
This should be the work of Fulani herdsmen and IPOB. Is that not what they are good at? 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Oyetola: I Leave Behind ₦14 Billion Cash, Paid ₦97b Debt Without Borrowing by ekanx27(m): 8:51am On Nov 27, 2022 |
This one na Obi brother |
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Becomes The First Player To Score In Five World Cups by ekanx27(m): 6:30pm On Nov 24, 2022 |
Ronaldo is not moved |
Politics / Re: Aribisogan: My Impeachment As Ekiti Assembly Speaker Illegal by ekanx27(m): 12:05pm On Nov 22, 2022 |
We all know that. |
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