₦airaland Forum

ecolime:
Tinubu will win Lagos but with a slim margin.

BAT- 47%
PO- 41%
Atiku- 11%
Others- < 1%

Sowore too will have a better outing in Lagos this time. His votes should reach 300.

Those 300 must be those working in Sahara reporter, his family members, friends and well wisher. We are talking about Election, not Aluta Continua, Victoria ascerta.

Next time he should just Drink water

Endtime meeting

What's the difference between tattoo and tribal marks?

Does that mean that those who have tribal marks will make Hell �

When will Nigerians suspend this fraud that call themselves bank? Zenith bank is by far the worst bank in the whole World. Very useless bank

INEC that is dependent. Bunch of idiots

This was the same government that said there is nothing like Subsidy prior to the 2015 election. Now they are licking their vomit. Shameless sanctimonious vagabond parading themselves in sheep's clothing.


Why can't they provide constant electricity and remove the subsidy so we will focus on transportation alone?. The light can be used to run and drive our businesses and homes.

True.

Op stop beating around the bush and go straight to the point. Just say agbadorians and Mikanos are foolish. Hit the nail on the head.

This bank don too change name. From Afribank to Mainstream bank to sky bank to Polaris bank and now they want to change it again. Does the bank and Airtel have the same origin? Econet to v-mobile to Celtel to Airtel. Bunch of confused people.

charlesdinho7:
ahhh. this is my first time of hearing this... satisfying one's self is not homosexuallity

Na now I dey reason Watin I write self. But masturbating is bad. I stopped since last year

He is only TESTING the microphone. Nothing more

This should hit front page. Well done op

EmmyDJourno:
Story, it’s not the dick that triggers sexual feelings
It’s the brain and hormones, konji go still dey worry am like mad

As long as preeq nor dey stand, he is okay.

OneKinGuy:
I see your point, But another option is way better than just cutting it off.

Person wen purge dey catch nor dey select toilet.

He is overhyped

charlesdinho7:
being sex starved can never make me cut off my joystick. what happen to masturbation? masturbate within one minute and chillax

If you masturbate once, you have committed two sins. Firstly, you have committed Homosexuality (caressing yourself and deriving pleasure from you) and secondly, you have committed fornication( in your mind for thinking about having self pleasure). Why not cross your mind and commit one sin? Fvck somebody and let go of that konji.

OneKinGuy:
Cutting the dick wasn't the smartest move. Now peeing just became 1000 times painful. He should have just medically undergo castration.

And who will pay for the operation? He is a monk and he is not working to earn money to carry out such operation.

EbenezerTriumph:
wow sweet memories
You really nailed it perfectly.
Seems you were in hall 3 cos you've narrated everything about UNIBEN experience perfectly.
that arrow boys hall block na ladies dey occupy am now.
the whole school don cast

I lived at Ekosodin, fine boys chase me go BDPA, finally I ended in shuffling between hall 3 and 4 where my guys dey. As I get small ground, I enter Ekosodin back. Na there I stay graduate. I dey Tokyo domain then after Obama hostel for Newton street. UNIBEN was a vibe then.

EbenezerTriumph:
wow sweet memories
You really nailed it perfectly.
Seems you were in hall 3 cos you've narrated everything about UNIBEN experience perfectly.
that arrow boys hall block na ladies dey occupy am now.
the whole school don cast

Ohhhh. I never knew. Well done comrade �

Newcastle are the new Man utd now. Varcastle United. What should have been Arsenal's spot kick was waved away just like that because they want to favour the big spenders. Well done England, I nor blame ona

Peacecore:
Which Newcastle? So, he will come back to play for Newcastle if the players struggles and make it to UCL? Please, let's start reasoning well abeg.

Why are you people like this?

Roboto11:
He should be arresting young men in their houses?

He should be telling them that Obi can't win.

Thunder fire soludo scatter

Soludo is an idiot. What has he done concerning the insecurities in his State. He only knows how to talk trash

Agbodorians come and give your normal excuse again. Ona go defend tire.

Meanwhile Nigerians are the ones on yellow while the agbadorians are the one on red. Neck pressing continues till they choke, choke'nt they?

Nobleou:
I que first for the shout out. Hit me up

Noted �

Johnadeniyi:
What the clause is I may ask and what the link with Newcastle

There is a buy clause that Ronaldo will play for Newcastle next season if They make it to top 4

If arsenal wins, I will give a shout out to 3 nairalanders. But I really wished Newcastle can make top 4 so Ronaldo can play UCL next season. There is a clause in his new signing with Al nassr

Another Ogbono loading

Get your own theme, be disciplined and forget about church themes, they are only after selling their stickers and Calenders to you for money.

Ronaldo signing came with a clause to play for Newcastle utd if they qualify for the Champions league