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Na only pictures Wiz dey snap these days

youngbabaj:
Sue the idiot and eat free food for life

So you want her to cook all the days of her life? Well she can because Miracle nor dey tire .................

Endtime Fake Doctor

jeromestarks:
Once a girl is not living with her parents bayii, she's a coded olosho.

Never marry a girl living alone.
Never marry a girl above 23.

Never marry a girl you did not disvirgin.
Never marry a girl with heavy social media presence.

Never ever marry a girl with many make friends (awon set ti boys are my friends)


Never marry a girl who looks classy without good job.

Never ever marry a girl you met in the university, During NYSC or in a bar. (She must have swallowed one or two dickks).
Plus many of them are used by yahoo boys and the don't even know it. If you marry any girl in this category, you business will crumble and you will just be facing problems because her destiny has been used. And u entangled with her. The problem will rub on you too. Don't marry a girl in any university or NYSC camp.

Do not pay bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of inlaws just to have a woman who was fvcked when she was intact (virgin) by a guy who only gave her indomie and eggs. Only a fool will do that. Are you a fool?
When you're ready to have a peaceful home which will last, find a virgin woman and marry. It is better to suffer to find a virgin and have a peaceful home you can return to after work than to marry the readily available girls and regret marrying or train another man's child with your money.

So we should not marry if it's not tear rubber ABI?

Finally Lagos has turned to the home of Easterners. Chinudu go home, don't give excuse

If you must do a work of a mortician, then forget about being sober. You must dey high with alcohol or even weed on a steady because na Watin dey bring the morale. Have you seen a mortician who is not into alcohol? I doubt.

Na who Rauf dey support self. Baba has been quiet since

Davido and kiss Daniel features brought him back to limelight. That "like" song is a blast.

Tomorrow evening there is a match between France and Morocco. Use 500k take stake France to win, then use 250k take stake Morocco to win. Keep 50k aside in case the game draw, na that money you go take learn digital marketing and after 2 months na billions you go dey count.

Kyra1:
So funny. Lmao especially when they locked you inside the house

Omo. So many things were just flashing through my mind.

Agbado with Elede

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Anonanon:
Oh wow..that's what am currently studying now in Lasu precisely.
How's life after school sir, how's the job market for a chemistry graduate..

There is so many opportunities open to chemist. I am currently teaching Chemistry in one of the state unified secondary school. Working in the lab was what I wished for but i had to make do of what is available. I wish you the best, you will definitely get favoured after school.

Anonanon:
I'm asking a very simple question, if you can't answer, just Waka pass..I'm sure you are a grown up man.

I didn't gain admission after three trials in DELSU but I got admission in UNIBEN where I studied chemistry.

Anonanon:
So did you later gain admission to study any course??

Are you asking politely or you wan hear say I be Hoodlum now? Because I nor understand that your two question mark!

It was 2008. I wanted to write Jamb that year but had failed to register early because of lack of funds. When I finally purchased my jamb form, venue closer to me have been filled up. We were living at Warri. The venue of my jamb exam was at Agbor (Gbenoba secondary school precisely) and it was 7am exam. There is no way I was going to leave for Agbor that same morning of the exam. I don't have any family member around there. Luckily for me, one of my guy said he has someone who is schooling at Ugwashi-uku and that it is very close to Agbor. According to him, he said he will speak to the guy and that I should go a day to my exam. He also said the guy will take me to the park very early where I would see a vehicle that will take me from Ugwashi-uku to Agbor and we won't spend more than 15 minutes. I was relaxed and said that's a nice idea. I spoke with the guy and he gave me directive on how I would follow to meet him.

A day to the exam, I called this guy and he told me I would have to meet him somewhere because he went for something and that two of us will go home together. Me that was suppose to have my last reading that night before I write my jamb the next morning met this guy in the church(where he was), they were having a church program. In my mind I was saying, I hope you are not mad bro? Because I needed to read and relax for tomorrow. Forget about working under pressure and multi tasking that we normally use to deceive in our CV. Omo I was pressured to sleep in church floor. I didn't complain after all it is house of God and who knows maybe God wanted me to attend the service so I can come out in flying colours


At about 5am we started making our way to the house. We got to the house before 6am and the guy said he want to do some exercise that I should take my bath and get ready that when he comes back, we would head to the park to get a bus going to Agbor. Again he said at most 15minutes we are already there.

After bathing, I was having just getting dressed and the next thing I heard was someone that came and locked the door from outside and I heard him say let me see how you will Dodge me today while he walks out. I was screaming "Bros come I be him friend". The guy left without a blink. I was mad because I am set to go and I have been locked inside. Now the guy(that went for exercise) came and he persuaded me that he will get the key from the landlord and open the door. He said he was owing the landlord money for rent. I was inside while the guy left. I waited till 6 : 35am and the guy didn't show up. It seems as though I was the only one in the compound. I screamed but nobody heard me. After about 10minutes, they both walked down and the landlord opened the door. The landlord said I shouldn't be angry that he didn't know I was a stranger. I said no problem and I dashed out to the park with my guy. By this time it was already 6:57am.

We got to the park and we met a 18 seater bus with only two persons inside and that is the only park going to Agbor. They said the bus must be filled before it will go. When devil want to finish you, he uses Okada men or Danfo bus drivers or conductors. Then if the devil want to make you loose your sense of responsibility and patient, he will direct you to either tailor or Carpenter that will be doing your work. Those two sets of people will always be unfortunate with their job.

I got to the venue of the exam by 8 : 15am. They said I can't write that in the Jamb rules and regulations that I was suppose to come to exam centre 30minutes before the exam. Anyone that comes 30 minutes after the exam has started is not suppose to write the exam. I pleaded but the invigilator said no. I had to find a way to tell her what I have faced. She said if I want to write that I will stop the same time as anybody. I said no problem.


I wrote the exam for 18minutes, And I want to study Medicine and surgery. I scored 229 but it was not enough to pursue the course I wanted to study. The subsequent years was not easy for me either.


But I was able to write the jamb and pass it but DELSU post utme and aptitude test decided to be dancing to the tone of my village people. How can someone that score 297 in jamb be scoring 28 in DELSU post utme?? GOD ABEG OH.

Check who you resemble between Mike Adenuga, Tony Elumelu, Adelekes, Femi Otedola, Buhari, Atiku and Tinubu. Convince your mom to say She bore you out of wedlock for him. Don't agree for any DNA test, take a chill Hollandia drink and watch how you would have overcome poverty overnight.

Iwin2:
Is it wike that can be trusted??
A man that is too egocentric, boasted before the primaries that he will never accept the position of a vice-presidential candidate, why is he out to destroy the party now that a preferred person was chosen
Sorry is it Tinubu that can be trusted, everything about him is controversial and negative

I agree that non of these politicians can be trusted but what the G-5 are doing to Atiku, Atiku did more to GEJ. That's why I always tell people to treat every part of their towel equally because the part that wiped the anus today might be the part to wipe the face tomorrow.

Someone just wrote may her killer not go unpublished.

You met with Wike, you gave him your word but always fail to implement it. What do you expect?? Atiku can't be trusted QED.

asanausana91:
he betrayed your mother abi? Marriage is not by force,he said he will not marry your ugly olosho mother. Na by force? Face no good,toto dey smell and you are expecting Okowa to marry that thing?

I am not responsible for frustration, if you dare quote me again, your generation yet unborn(that is if you will have at all) will experience hormonal imbalances at their tender age. Quote me again and face this generational curse. Stewpid being

Okowa the Betrayal

saintruky:
See as okowa sitdown like better person... He don swallow all our state funds... Na nation own he wan go swallow...

Na God go punish that okowa

I just want to see tears this night.

Modric for Balon d'or

One of the two Europe team will be heading to the Semi's today. Stake your left Balls on it.

Messi to loose and under 1.5

The Netherlands have only one job to do. Break the Ewure Leg.

Medicine after death.

First half 4 London and na the same 11 aside ohhhhhhh. Na wa

Viltron:
Which state is flowing with milk and honey? The same Rivers State that's one of the most expensive States in Nigeria?

2023 should come. Wike will witness shock of how he and his love child SIM will be booted out of Rivers State

You will just open mouth waaaaaaah. Go boot Wike and SIM from River State na. I still don't understand why people are bitter for another person. I thought they said the train has moved? PDP hands should remain on the plough, no looking back but they will regret ever daring the G-5 integrity group. Most especially that Okowa that betrayed the southern cause after the agreement was made in his own state. Posterity will Judge Okowa, Mark this somewhere.

Mercury12:
In all of these
I am really surprise at those hen feeding on the dead goat meat in your video. I never knew hen could feed on flesh

The condition that the Buhari and APC has plunged the country into is more than enough for the fowl to feed on anything. Na Watin you chop, go carry you go. Haven't you heard that the Lions and monkeys in our zoo are eating semo, Amala, Garri, beans and yam?