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Nigerians don tire to pray? They should top their prayers up with prayers. If the prayers don’t work, they should pray, pray and pray again. One day the prayers will move mountains and conquer evil.

banku:
Most Nigerian graduates wish you were right.

Anyone with a first class degree shouldn’t fear.

Update me with the final result. Too many threads here end without resolution.

Stupid question.

It’s true. The company puts in work. I wouldn’t mind visiting the country due to Multichoice’s promotion, but acquaintances who’ve been there warn that the environment is full of hate and hostility. Make I manage the England and Yankee wey I know. I no wan die from xenophobia.

Reduced eyesight with age. Na normal thing. Some face it in their mid-twenties. The average, their mid thirties. By forty-five, ninety percent of humans at the age will need glasses to read small prints.

Naming the fellow is out of the question?

Nairaland; encouraging trolls since 2005.

Why was this ever an option? I know it was implemented during Abacha’s regime or the military administration as a whole — a far cry to a time when illiterates supremely ruled the country. Let those bastards keep some money back to build our banks. Yes, the common man won’t directly feel the outcome, but our economy will. A win is a win either way.

Chimarto:
It's hot air from Sahara desert blown by north east trade wind

I have waited for a week plus on Nairaland for someone to mention this. This forum is not for learning, it is only for throwing insults left and right.

The Sahara desert is expanding due to the actions of illiterate farmers in Northern Africa overgrazing the land. The less greenery present in the north means intense hot air blown our way during harmattan. We’re yet to see if the situation will persist during the rainy season. I believe it will. Year after year, temperatures have soared in our climate. Our criminal politicians (continent wide) continue to politic among themselves instead of growing and maintaining trees to control the spread of desertification.

Plant trees, everyone. I’m aiming to grow ten in a bid to reduce temperatures in my compound. I cannot stand the heat.

If you’re considering it, you’ve already failed. Pay for oloshos instead while keeping her as a friend. If the feelings remain, cut her off completely. Loneliness in singlehood is a million times better than punishing yourself in the friend zone. That you even have time for her at the very least means you’re fulfilling the duty of an assistant boyfriend. She’s getting the real deal somewhere or using her fingers. One thing is for sure — you will not explore her ‘dwelling.’

Yes. Solid advice.

I remember trying some Naija girls when I first moved to England for studies. All of us were in the same JJC boat so they claimed to have boyfriends back home. I collected their numbers anyway. Four months in and no man look their side. They started throwing signs my way. A few flashed my phone repeatedly like homegrown girls do. I shunned. I had slept with a few whites and moved to chinkos. Seven months in, I had roped a sweet Korean girl who believed in pleasing me in all ways possible. I was comfortable and fulfilled. That was when the mugus started calling me — blowing my phone up — complaining about the cold and loneliness, how each needed a man by her side. Naija girls were already far in my rear view. I wished them the best and blocked a few numbers. I had a sweet deal I wasn’t ready to spoil for stupid eight minutes of activity. Me and the Korean lasted six months until she returned to her home country. From there, I use whiteys hold myself for a few months before we all returned to Naija finally. I tried the numbers of those idiot Nigerian girls. It was obvious they returned quickly to being the prize in romantic settings. I was getting ignored once again. I went through my phone contacts and deleted all of them. No time for useless people. It was the best decision I ever made. Two decades later, no regrets whatsoever.

She’s cute.

This one na short time. Relationship of one week at most.

Kobojunkie:
Go get yourself a job then and leave other people matter.

You are really a Kobojunkie.

Continue celebrating your idiot politicians building roads without trees to even conditions.

Kobojunkie:
You are a typical Nigerian indeed. Bodyshame them for having a job or work of their own.

Guy, NIPOST is hiring. Tinubu economy never tire you?

…and?

Only TeeBillz get such time and money. Wizkid too stingy. He go rather face Jada what’s-her-name.

Community husband.

Do you know of any country abroad where foreign graduates are preferred to local graduates as in Nigeria?

E no dey work like that again. My neighbour graduated from a foreign university twenty years ago. He has done nothing useful since but consistently visit the gym and Bleep every small girl in our locale.

Yet none are owned by blacks. Tufia! Slaves in their own country. No wonder they’re always angry at non-SA blacks. Plantation mentality.

Internet skit.

Na unlimited ammo? Government forces “Allahu akbar!,” terrorists “Allahu akbar!” How do we differentiate friendlies from perpetrators?

300 Naira transfer.

How old is the neighbour? How old are you? How big is the compound? I would ask why it bothers you if you go to work in the morning. That sure isn’t the case. A mature man won’t bother with such.