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fork adict: Shhhhhh. Have you worshipped your god (Melvin) today?

Your sheet is too hot for me to handle indeed. LMAO. You are hallucinting boy

fork adict: Shhhhhh. Have you worshipped your god (Melvin) today?

Last time I checked you don't own nairaland. So why the fork are you bothered about who occupies space or not?

Boy, quick quick quick, run go worship your god (Melvin)

fork adict: Shhhhhhhhh. Have you worshipped your god (Melvin) today you bloordy ret.ard?
By the way, your own dreams are there unattended and Unachieved you bloordy re.tard.

fork adict: LMAO. You just jumped on the thread without any info on past events. You may go back in time to check who started and popularised this sheet. So FYI, I don't forking need it. By the way, have you worshipped your god (Melvin) today? I'd.iot

fork adict: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haa ha. ROTFLMFAO. Nairaland, behold the latest clown in the building.

The person you are worshiPping (Melvin) doesn't even know you exist. He will not give you one naira out of the money if he wins, he won't give you food cos you are currently dieing of starvation. Yet you worship him by dedicating your time, effort and little coins you have to him?

You need very urgent psychiatric help I.diot. If you can't reason

fork adict: Whatevr makes you look healthy and not like a kwashiokor victim murraforker

fork adict: ***Fork Addict checks if this I.diot is significant on here and decides he isnt***

But still I.diott, come let me give you my sheet to eat and my pisss to drink mabe your refugee like physique will be better. You kwashiokor looking assswipe

fork adict: Yeah. Melvin of second place DESTINY. He has come second in 2 reality shows. About to come second in a third

plaindealer: What law exacly is this petty primary school president talking about? Go to court and say lock him up because he's abusing me?

And the joker is mad because they called him kindergarten president? Is he not even worse than a kindergarten school kid?

god_of_music: Who are you calling Igbo boy?? GOD FORBID!! Do i look like those 419 criminal brothers of yours??!

god_of_music: All of una na the same! 419 and money lovers!!!

Kslib: Dillish asks bev for that Naija head warmer...
Bimp shouts "hey dillish give it to me,i asked bev for it first"...
Dillish::: No,i asked for it first.. Its mine..
Bimp::: With an angry face** give me that head warmer now else**
Dillish:: Else what?
Bev::: Guys,pls stop it.. What is all this..
Bimp::: Dillish,i am not joking..
Dillish::: No matter what,i aint giving this head warmer..
Bimp::: ***drags it and pushes dillish forcefully and she falls down***
Beverly::: **holds bimp tightly***
Biggy calls bimp into the diary room and tells all the housemates to come to the lounge immidiately...
**biggy switches on the tv and channel O starts playing***
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Na so i take wake up from the dream ooh!!!

Josydaky: Ok, I will play Solitaire since the thread it dry.

megliz: if I be ode u be ode raise to power infinity.mtchewwwwww muraaffocka seekn attention ni

C'est moi:
yes,it is.tnx.

ochongonoko: lmao.. See booking of space..too late ma'am ;



sorry, you came late



you dey reserve space when u no make 1111! ;

Ekiseme: 1111... C'est moi was here

Ekiseme: 1111... C'est moi was here

9jadelta: I wished it was naira land

St_Black: So far say na onitsha where Okija shrine dey, no news in that.
...i just dey wonder wat sort of automated life-sucking city this onitsha be.
Onitsha people, i hail oooooooooooo.