"A political decoy is a person employed to impersonate a politician, to draw attention away from the real person or to take risks on their behalf. The political decoy is an individual who has been selected because of their strong physical resemblance to the person they are impersonating. This resemblance can be strengthened by plastic surgery. Often, such decoys are trained to speak and behave like their "target".

In the case of Nigeria..a political decoy was sort to cover the seeming incapacitation of an ailing Buhari. There has been several moves by the " presidency" to shield this ugly truth. Apart from the facial inconsistencies seen in previous photograps, the appointment of ex service chiefs as non career ambassadors was done to payoff or silence the service chiefs are also in on this ugly secret. These are treasonable offences and all actors in this deceit will be summarily executed. Culled from Punch newspaper 06/05/2024.

Nigeria is pregnant.

Brilliant piece. Sound it loud till the whole world knows our president is a nɒˈnɛntɪti

Nne, they say time wounds all heels .I meant to say heals all wounds.(me trying to crack a joke at a funeral)

Matters of the heart are delicate and in as much I don't fancy your bare it all approach to total strangers I 'd like for you to be more discreet with the information you throw out here. Find your happy place by looking inwards and draw closer to your creator.

Science can not explain every single event that happens in the world. A wise man once said Africa is the birth place of civilization and the world will have to end first for Africa to end. Sorry Bill Gates whatever your evil plans for Africa is, it won't work.

Mother Africa's got so much love for we Africans. However, we are plagued with bad leadership strategically put in place and supported by those who are threatened by what an enlightened and evolved Africa can become.

Yea because your legendary a*ss licking skills is second to none.

The average Nigerian politician is VERY WICKED and self centered. You see your people suffering and dying day in day out, year in year out and yet you aren't moved to ameliorate their plight.

The hopeless kleptomaniacs would rather steal monies meant to repair and create new roads then drive in big SUVs and still complain how the government is bad when they are the government.

Gaddamnit!

Yes and No.
If you think you can then you can.
If you think you can't then you can't.
Either way you're right in your assessment.

But I'd advice you invest your time and work on your maths weakness if you really want to study Electrical/ Electronics. Nigeria is full of young people who would rather look for the easy way out of things. Dare to be different and when tomorrow comes you'll be glad you faced your maths problem head on. See you at the top.

I used to have maths phobia but my desire to study engineering was stronger, so I did what I advised in the paragraph above and today after two solid engineering degrees (1st and 2nd) I can tell you authoritatively that facing my maths problem early on as a jambito was the best decision I ever made.

Emperor Buhari

And the plot thickens..

How dare you ask that question when I'm on top of my game pyting kwarapshun!

Nwanne take your time or else...

adadioranmah:


Close the page...

Just did.

So il just sit here and watch this timer count down and submit this rubbish test...

Only one question.

Well I'm not surprised. It's Nigeria

Who else got this?

Who else is getting this?

What a country! I now believe what certain wise man once said,"Our leaders won't change except under the threat of death".

Soon it will get to that point. Keep pushing the suffering masses.

It's true. Onions now is gold.

Wow.. how convenient.

The recent events in our country has given me renewed hope in our youths. I must say minus to the uncertainties that plague us daily in Nigeria you cannot help but agree that Nigeria is on the verge of a cataclysmic rebirth. Those old crooks never thought a day would come that the youths and all the oppressed people of Nigeria would fight back (e shock dem).

I am very pleased with our youths except those who have hijacked this noble cause to perpetuate evil. However, WE MOVE! The security agencies should be alive to their responsibility of protecting lives and properties because that's the primary reason we have a government in place and failure to rein in on these looters and arsonist only highlights the grave incompetence of the APC government.

Now back to the topic. I'll make this simple. The APC rode on the "change" slogan into power and now they are totally oblivious and confused on what to do. Luckily or unfortunately time and chance has presented them a rare avenue to effect that change they so professed.

No need to crack their heads on what to do just implement the reforms presented to you by the masses or go down in history as the gravest mistake in Nigerians ever made by allowing you guys " rig yourselves into power " and also suffer at the hands of the oppressed.
#ENDSARS
#ENDBADGOVERNMENT
#ENDJUMBOSALARIESFORLAZYASSPOLITICIANS.

Last kicks of a dying horse..
Your fellow sycophants have long hung their boots...

Sarrki...Sarrki

You cannot come and kill yourself by yourself over this yeye government. Funny post though.

I like what Trump asked him. It means they've got solid intel on him but only gave him benefit of doubt (because he's an elected president) to redeem himself but he gaffed as usual. You guys better what out for Buhari after his tenure elapses.

If you know... You know.

Seriously I'm still in total disbelief that after the increment in fuel pump price and electricity rates everybody's just chilling as if nothing happened.

Suffering and smiling lot.

Check your spam folders or bin.

anonimi:


Stop making excuses for incompetence and failure.
If he is not aware and not in charge, please what is he doing in Aso Rock?
Do you know why he should remain there

Excuses ke. God forbid! Go back and read my post. Buhari has no business in Aso rock! Because truly he is not aware! Have you seen him for once give an intelligent and coherent answer in any unscripted interview? His enablers know this hence are always shielding him from making unscripted statements since he got into office.

Nigerians ought to have deciphered this fact long ago and moved
for his impeachment but our rubber stamp executives won't do this while the northerners will always play the religion /tribal card.

In this 21 century the likes of Buhari and co ought to
be relegated to the annals of history, he has absolutely no business leading a complicated, diversed and multicultural country as Nigeria.

This ought to be the mother of all protests ever witnessed in this country. Foolish and grossly incompetent government with no human sympathy. Everybody in this regime is a god onto himself, with contradicting statements and actions no coherence of any kind. This also confirms what we've been suspecting all along - Buhari isn't aware and incharge of his government we are all at the mercies of unelected shadowy figures with vested interests.

Misplaced priorities. There are burning national issues you should lend your voice to but you're here campaigning for BBN.

WTF is wrong with us!

Stay woke people. Stay vigilant. I don't know why I feel this curfew is in place to allow herdsmen travel down south in droves in the cover of night.

Yeah I know I'm getting paranoid. I don't trust this government. Period!

I expect a massive nation wide protests which I am fully ready to participate. If this doesn't happen then I'm totally giving up on Nigeria, because I can't live here and be suffering for the incompetence of one man and his dumb party. Its easy to blame PDP but do you have to add to pains of the masses at this point in time. This government cannot even give palliatives to even 50% of her population to cushion the loss of jobs and close of businesses yet they are quick to roll out higher VATs, electricity rates and fuel pump prices over night.

The timing for all these just isn't right now haba!

If Nigerians don't unify and protest against this madness there's no telling what these insensitive crooks will demand next.

See the rubbish our cowardly youths would rather go through. Come together demand a working country from your government!!

Arrrrrrrrrh!

DirtyGold:
Reverend Babatunde Ogunbanwo, dont worry, they'll soon snatch your azz off the streets for hate speech.
Start preparing your bags now

What's tha business?

People like you are the reason revolutions die before they are even born.

I mean why are we so f...ken scared of the idiots in power? We are all barely surviving yet anyone who dares to speaks up our cowardly youths will discourage them by saying, "DSS, army and police will come for you". So bloody what if they come for him. Can they lock up even 5 million protesting Nigerians at once??

The western countries we admire didn't get it on a platter some fought for independence from both colonial masters and oppressive governments.Common Nigerians!

See the moment we understand the power of the masses these crooks will stop toying with our future because you speak you die, you don't speak you still die. Why NOT die on your own terms knowing you fought the oppressor for a better future?

Guess no regime can ignore the lure to scam Nigerians using the military equipment purchase scam.

Rubbish!
How will an entire country's military give such amount of money to one man to purchase weapons why not contact the manufacturers directly.

See this format is stale. Buhari had better vomit this money.