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Jokes EtcNawa For Naija Oohhhoo. by ekytessy(op): 11:57am On Jun 07, 2013
In 1985 IBB was d President of Nigeria and
our teachers told us that Buhari was the
former president... Our teacher also called
us d leaders of tomorrow; 27 years later
IBB and Buhari are still contesting for
President.... Its either our teacher lied to
us about being the leaders of tomorrow
Or tomorrow hasn't come? What do u guys think?
CelebritiesSam Loco Efe Is Being Rememberd Today by ekytessy(op): 12:46am On Jun 02, 2013
My dearest nairalanders family We remember Sam Loco Efe today. If you are
his fan. Just type R.I.P. Please Dont ignore him
because even in death he still entertains us.

Don't forget to LIKE
CelebritiesSam Loco Efeh Is Remembered Today by ekytessy(op): 12:26am On Jun 02, 2013
We remember Sam Loco Efe today. If you are
his fan. Just type R.I.P. Please Don't ignore him
because even in death he still entertains us.
Don't forget to LIKE
FamilyRe: Married Couples Who Are Never Intimate But Insist They're Happy by ekytessy(f): 10:29pm On May 31, 2013
swtcharissa: But let's face it,that's d predicament of most married couples today,their luv lives before marriage is far a contrast after marriage....before marriage they both put in their best expercially d man,tries T̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ introduce all styles possibles n "naks" in his best lenght of time,but after a few years,for some persons even months of marriage,,,SE.X becomes something one does not need T̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ sweat for...FROM EXPERIENCE N STATISTICS FROM FRIENDS
hmmmmmmmmmm true talk, don't know wat marriage is turning into. Is always sweet during courtship or friendship than marriage.
CelebritiesRe: Ogusbaba Tweets Pictures of Wife & Kids by ekytessy(f):
Ogusbaba u collected money from me at ur show in asaba, I dey vex for u die, upon say u hv dis 1daful family, next time I won't pay, am now ur customer for 3 times u did show at asaba grand hotel. Make I complain now b4 anoda show reach.
FamilyRe: Letter To My Child - From A Trying To Conceive Husband by ekytessy(f): 10:49pm On May 30, 2013
My lovely bors, for u to bring down tears from my eyes GOD has answered u. pls don't forget to tell us wen it happens and also invite us for child's dedication because it will soon happen, take my words its a command from GOD. U will come here to give ur testimony.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa Or Gulder Ultimate Search? by ekytessy(f): 10:32pm On May 30, 2013
[quote author=Judolisco]Both r nt good,bt i prefer ultimate search[/quote
Pls wat is not good about gulder ultimate search, u don't understand d game or u hv not watched it? Huh?
EducationRe: Children's Day In Nigeria: What Does It Mean To The Children ? by ekytessy(f): 4:44am On May 27, 2013
Happy children's day to all d naija kids,d bible says obey ur parents and u will live long and d blessings of God will b ur potion. Enjoy ur day kids. Parents listen to ur children they are leaders of tomorrow, teachers teach them well and give them quality education.
FamilyRe: Its Children's Day!!!a Word Of Advice For Them by ekytessy(f): 4:31am On May 27, 2013
Happy children's day to all d naija kids,d bible says obey ur parents and u will live long and d blessings of God will b ur potion. Enjoy ur day kids. Parents listen to ur children they are leaders of tomorrow, teachers teach them well and give them quality education.
FamilyRe: Should A Husband Forgive An Adulterous Wife? by ekytessy(f): 3:47am On May 27, 2013
Yea he has to forgive but to forget will b difficult, just dat there will b no trust in dat marriage, I always say dat "if there is no trust, there is no love" may God help us to b contented in our marriage. And ladies pls if u can't keep ur marriage don't get married until u are ready. U can play all sorts of games wen u are single but pls respect ur marriage and ur partner and u will b happy forever.
FamilyRe: Pls Help A Friend Out.... by ekytessy(f): 2:10am On May 27, 2013
Connoisseur: Give her some time bit remember to keep all other options open
Hmmmmmmmmmmm I see, so na like dat ur own take happen abi? Lol!! Nofin do u guy
FamilyRe: Pls Help A Friend Out.... by ekytessy(f): 2:05am On May 27, 2013
She's indirectly letting u know dat she can't b wit someone dat travels alot, either u limit ur travelling habit or u move on wit ur life, she needs someone dat will always b there for her, is not all about money but caring and attention. Success in ur decision.
FamilyRe: Names You Will Never Dream Of Calling Your Kids by ekytessy(f): 1:31am On May 27, 2013
Susana, theresa, apolonia, magrate, livinus, magnus, paulinus, etc, u need to hear how my granny calls those names eg paulinus is polinukus. HeyyYyyy grannys no go kill personooooo
SportsRe: Tennis ATP/WTA: DAVIS CUP 2013 THREAD... by ekytessy(f): 2:49pm On May 26, 2013
Waiting for BIGBROTHER AFRICA to nite, can't wait to see our nija representative. Yeaaaaaaaaaaa
SportsRe: Tennis ATP/WTA: DAVIS CUP 2013 THREAD... by ekytessy(f): 2:42pm On May 26, 2013
Roger and serena all d way, can't stop loving roger till he retires. Go roger go roger, go serena go serena.
FamilyRe: Names You Would Like To Call Your Kids by ekytessy(f): 5:12pm On May 25, 2013
I hv two kids, a boy and a girl. KAMSI - DENZEL
KAIMA - HAZEL
PoliticsA Police Officer Wept Profusely Before An Ogudu Chief Magistrates Court Lagos by ekytessy(op): 12:11am On May 24, 2013
Lagos – A police officer, Cpl. Patricia Agbofurere, who surety an accused, who had jumped bail since 2012, wept profusely on Thursday before an Ogudu Chief Magistrates’ Court, Lagos.

Agbofurere had surety her brother, Joseph Osawe, 38, who was docked before the court on Nov. 2, 2012, on a three-count charge of conspiracy, forging and stealing.

The police officer told the court that the accused had been remanded in Kirikiri Prisons by an Ikeja Magistrates’ Court in April over an alleged armed robbery.

The drama started when the Chief Magistrate, Mrs Omolade Awope, directed Agbofurere to give evidence that the accused was remanded in prisons within seven days.

“I gave you seven days to produce evidence that the accused has been remanded by an Ikeja Magistrates’ Court over an alleged robbery or you (police officer) will face dismissal from office,” Awope said.

Agbofurere, who is attached to Area F Command, immediately held her head with two hands and wept profusely.

The magistrate, who expressed displeasure at the attitude of the police officer, adjourned the case till June 30.

The prosecutor, Cpl. Adekemi Adeniran, had told the court that the accused duped three car dealers – Messrs Okpara Emeka, Timothy Oyeyinka and Odunewu Julius of N1.8 million.

Adeniran said that the accused committed the offences at No. 48, Emmanuel High St., Car Shop at Ogudu, Lagos, at about 6:00 p.m. between September and October 2012.

She explained that the accused forged N430, 000 UBA credit alert and sent it to Emeka’s number and later went to him to collect an unregistered Renault car with Chassis. No. VF1853BO5682727.

“He went further to send fake N750, 000 to Oyeyinka’s number and collect an unregistered Toyota Corolla with chassis No. 776020.

“He also duped Julius with fake credit alert of N300, 000 and collected a Peugeot 406 car with Reg. No. AGL-704 AA.

“However, the hand of the law caught up with him through the assistance of network providers,’’ the prosecutor said.

Adeniran said that the offences contravened Sections 409, 285 and 361 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2011.

The Chief Magistrate, Mrs l.O. Aje-Afunwa, who initially presided over the case, granted the accused N100, 000 bail with two sureties in like sum.

The accused, who lives at No. 22, Olowosaga St., Ikorodu, Lagos, however, pleaded not guilty. (NAN)
PoliticsMichael 'mujahid' Adeboloja Of Woolwich London Is Not A Nigerian. by ekytessy(op): 11:41pm On May 23, 2013
Nigerian's in the United Kingdom should speak out and condemn the beheading of a citizen yesterday in UK. The beheading was done by a British citizen and not a Nigerian as speculated, his name does not confirm his nationality. This lunatic was born in the United Kingdom, never been to nigeria, issued a birth certificate in the UK and held a British passport. Suddenly he is now a Nigerian?......­This guy is now a NigerianBritish­ born Michael 'Mujahid' Adeboloja with an accomplice yesterday beheaded a British Soldier on a street in Woolwich, London.Because he is not Gabriel Agbonlahor playing for Aston Villa and Three Lions, or Andrew Osagie, UK's reigning 800m champion, or Lawrence Okoye, British Discus Record Holder (68.24m), or Abiodun oyepitan, British Award Photography Winner Mayor Rotimi Reloaded Of Reloaded Photography, British Olympic Silver and Gold Medalist, or Christine Ohuruogu, Beijing Olympic British Gold Medalist, or Eniola Aluko, British Olympic Female Football star, or Temi Fagbenle British Olympic Basketball queen, or several other thousands of British citizens with Nigerian connection who are making the country proud, it is being made to look like Nigeria has "shown itself again" in the action of that British boy who beheaded a soldier yesterday.Niger­ia should just be left out of this.Please pass on to educate the ignorant ones.By Mayor Rotim
FamilyRe: Her Sister Inlaw Caused Problem In Her Family by ekytessy(op): 7:14pm On May 19, 2013
Gboliwe: what you just narrated is the immediate cause of the problem. There is a remote cause. Take us down that lane.
It makes no sense that a husband sides his family against his wife because of hearsay of his wife's many calls. Not that she leaves the house oddly, visiting random people. There must be a foundation this many call narration is laid
my dear dat was all because according to her mother inlaw in particular she said dat her daughter told her dat I always receive calls from different people, she's a full house wife so she doesn't go out. Though her sister inlaw is far older than her so she was not happy wen my sis was getting married to her elder brother because she just got married, so she's not always happy. She said my sister's numerous calls pisses her up, she just want to know who calls my sister and their discussion which my sister never gave room for. My dear notin else.
FamilyHer Sister Inlaw Caused Problem In Her Family by ekytessy(op): 6:14pm On May 19, 2013
My dear nairaland members, pls help on this issue. I have a sister who's happily married with kids. It happened that her sister in-law (who is also married but her husband stays outside the country) came with her child to visit them, my sister did everything to please her and she pretended to b happy. She stayed for weeks and went back to her parents in d village and told them that my sister received calls from different people, her parents came and scolded my sister and cald her names and told her dat she will pack and leave, then her husband supported his parents. My sister told my own parents what happened they called her husband and advised him not to involve his parents or anybody in their family issue, though he later allowed my sister to stay. But now my sister is still in her husband's house, but he doesn't talk to her or allow her cook for him. Pls what do you think she should do. Pls advise wisely not a joke section pls. Thanks for ur advise.
EducationRe: Drop Your Prayers For Those Writing JAMB-UTME Today by ekytessy(f): 2:25pm On Apr 27, 2013
Success to my siblings, my inlaws and all those writing exams may God see u guys thru, u must surly pass and get admission dis time around in JESUS NAME I PRAY AMEN
PoliticsRe: Corruption Is Massive Under Jonathan – US by ekytessy(f): 10:52pm On Apr 22, 2013
I can't read all those things, I read only d caption and I understood wat they meant, pls somebody shuld buy shoe for our president so dat he won't come out again, I guess dats d problem. We need volunteers for d shoe pls.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Luis Suarez Bites Branislav Ivanovich by ekytessy(f): 9:44pm On Apr 21, 2013
Suarezing is act of biting, suarezology is d study of bit
RomanceRe: Ever Received A Rival's Call? by ekytessy(f): 5:47pm On Apr 13, 2013
Connoisseur: Bf snatcher

typical!!!
nono is dat u, hmmmmm how are d ejima's lwkmd
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis Washes Prisoners' Feet On Maundy Thursday by ekytessy(f): 1:04pm On Mar 29, 2013
frosbel: Don't let anyone deceive you in any way. For that day will not come unless the apostasy comes first and the man of lawlessness is revealed, the son of destruction.He will oppose and will exalt himself over everything that is called God or is worshiped, so that he sets himself up in God's temple, proclaiming himself to be God - 2 Thessalonians 2:3 - 4

The Temple here is GOD's people , he sits above the people of GOD in the temple claiming to be GOD.


Cardinal Sarto, who became Pope Pius X, said this:
The Pope represents Jesus Christ Himself...i

In 1512 Christopher Marcellus said this to Pope Julius II:
Take care that we lose not that salvation, that life and breath which thou hast given us, for thou art our shepherd, thou art our physician, thou art our governor, thou art our husbandman, thou art finally another God on earth (emphasis added).iii

Just recently, in 2004, Bishop Patrick Dunn of Auckland said this:
"It seems that Pope John Paul II now presides over the universal Church from his place upon Christ's cross.iv

The Gloss of Extravagantes of Pope John XXII says this:
But to believe that our Lord God the Pope the establisher of said decretal, and of this, could not decree, as he did decree, should be accounted heretical (emphasis added).v

I will not be deceived by the MAN of SIN , in fact he has been around for over 1000 years in the form of the office he occupies and has done more damage to the cause of Christ than any other religion, group or people

We will not bow before the Pontifex Maximus , his lies and deceptions.

The Doctrine of Papal Infallibility is UnBiblical

It is clear that "the Popes have never reproved or rejected this title"xii of blasphemy and flattery, but the Bible does not support the belief of papal infallibility. It declares that "all of sinned and come short of the glory of God" (Roman 3:23). This includes the Pope. These boasts of the Papal State fulfill the Bible's prediction of what the Antichrist power would do:
And he shall speak great words against the most High, and shall wear out the saints of the most High, and think to change times and laws...(Daniel 7:25).

And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months. And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven (Revelation 13:5-6).

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am sorry for u because u are dead already, d evil spirit in u will not let u live.
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis Washes Prisoners' Feet On Maundy Thursday by ekytessy(f): 2:12am On Mar 29, 2013
frosbel: Deception.

Jesuits are dangerous.

This MAN wants to bring all Christians under mother church , and guess what, many , many will be deceived.

"For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect." - Mark 13:22
I know u b boko haram, evil people killing innocent people in d name of muslim, God u judge u and ur group terrorist
PoliticsRe: Policemen Claim NSCDC Officials Provoked Them Into KIlling by ekytessy(f): 11:14am On Mar 28, 2013
Where is oga at the top, pls give us d website let's read d true story or is it still ww.nscdc cough dats all
PoliticsRe: 21 PDP Governors Boycott Reconciliation Meeting In Abuja by ekytessy(f): 7:31am On Mar 25, 2013
Beta if it true, d fall of pdp
RomanceRe: She Wants To Kill Me With Her Love!!! by ekytessy(f): 7:27am On Mar 25, 2013
Abeg go and buy d fone, na person like u women need. D
PoliticsRe: Gun Fire And Explosions In Ganye, Adamawa State by ekytessy(f): 11:47pm On Mar 22, 2013
omiobo: I used to pray for unity among tribes in nigeria but God no answer me. i go try pray for separation whether God go answer me.
God said we shuld pray without season, so continue praying one day GOD will answer our prayers against BH people.
SportsRe: NFF Say Kenya Responsible For Their Troubles by ekytessy(f): 11:37pm On Mar 21, 2013
autchman144: lol
ww.nff daz all
grin
ww.nff cough yes dats all

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