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Business / Re: $1 Back To ₦‎690 At Black Market by elaigwusimona(m): 10:28pm On Nov 11, 2022
JoshTim:
Ibos won't be happy.....they want everything to spoil to sell their Messiah OBI to us. We tell them Kolewerk
Politics / Re: Leaked Audio: EFCC Official Reveals AGF Malami's Role In Unfreezing Accounts by elaigwusimona(m): 1:07pm On Dec 21, 2021
Thieves everywhere

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Romance / Re: Do You Have Ladies Like This As Your Girlfriend? by elaigwusimona(m): 10:51pm On Dec 18, 2021
Ladies be dressing the most to get our attention yet paying the least attention to what matters the most; their personal hygiene.

One in every 4 ladies smell horribly down below and with this statistics, I no longer get moved by how angelic they appear.

What shall it profit a woman if you look like a goddess yet your kpekus stinks like dead fish.

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Romance / Re: If She Does These 5 Things To You, She Definitely Loves You by elaigwusimona(m): 10:48pm On Dec 18, 2021
I am not a preacher of love

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Shares Video Of His Girlfriend Bathing Him by elaigwusimona(m): 10:46pm On Dec 18, 2021
Nothing special about this, just some Media freak couples displaying their mumuism.
Romance / Re: KINGS!! Come In Here Now Lets Say This Together!! by elaigwusimona(m): 10:43pm On Dec 18, 2021
I am Simon, I will not be apologetic for being male, I am my very own god in my own universe, I am the best thing that has ever happened to humanity because i make the world whole.
I am strong, I am tough, Nothing can stop me from achieving whatever i want to achieve, I AM A KING!

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Education / Re: #JusticeForSylvester: Parents Of Dowen College Cult Members To Fly Them Out by elaigwusimona(m): 9:47am On Dec 04, 2021
Things and things de happen for this wicked world. Is either you hold ur God or gods well, if not grave remain our final orientation. May what we believe continue to guide and protect us.
Sports / Re: Ballon D’Or Organizers Accused Of ‘cheating’ Lewandowski As Messi Wins 7th Award by elaigwusimona(m): 7:58am On Nov 30, 2021
Sorry penadol fans, make God no allow shame catch una next time.

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Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For November 27 2021 In Nigeria by elaigwusimona(m): 1:47pm On Nov 28, 2021
9ja naa wahala, they should continue with the nonsense result.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Help A Brother And Verify About This Screening Invitation On NCS by elaigwusimona(m): 1:46pm On Nov 28, 2021
How can I get the PDF please?
Literature / Re: The Bang Rule Pdf File Pls by elaigwusimona(m): 10:00pm On Dec 17, 2018
kokakola:
Anyone interested should drop his email and mention me...
elaigwusimon776@gmail. com
Literature / Re: The Bang Rule Pdf File Pls by elaigwusimona(m): 9:59pm On Dec 17, 2018
pls send elaigwusimon776@gmail.com
Politics / Re: FG To Hand Over Offa Robbery Case To Kwara State Government by elaigwusimona(m): 6:41am On Nov 25, 2018
Which way naija? I pity this country, cuz they want just hide this matter under carpet. God de watch.

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Sports / Re: Love To Bet? Join Us Now.(closed) by elaigwusimona(m): 8:39pm On Oct 01, 2018
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Sports / Re: Messi Tops Football Top 5 Earners In The World As Rival Cristiano Ronaldo Misses by elaigwusimona(m): 3:19pm On Jan 20, 2018
Penaldiot 'MESSI' no be ur mate oo it terms of football, better go chinese league if na money u de look for oo! ask yourself wetin u de play apart of to tap ball enter net and p.k? use ur head Ronaldiot.

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Family / Re: "I Have Been Sleeping With Your Wife" - Herbalist To His Friend by elaigwusimona(m): 1:57pm On Jan 18, 2018
An erected dick has no conscience, forgive ur frnd and send dat daughter of jezeebel out of ur house period.
Career / Re: My Mum Wants Me To Take Over Her School But I Want Something Else. by elaigwusimona(m): 1:26pm On Jan 18, 2018
God create some people come this world to enjoy oo!. me wey the pray just to inherit commercial bus 1day to start my own life. your own better oo!
op, u fit make me the principal of your school? that one i sure say i fit the buy sugar to add to the garri wey i get 4 house.
God bless you as you manage your business and the school......

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Celebrities / Re: Producer, Kiddominat Apologizes To Soundcity Following His Twitter Rant by elaigwusimona(m): 6:55am On Jan 18, 2018
Don't ever make a statement when you are angry and never you promise someone when you happy. It makes someone stupid when you are back to your normal senses.
Sports / Re: Pay Me As High As Messi Or I Leave, Ronaldo Tells Madrid’s Bosses by elaigwusimona(m): 8:39pm On Jan 17, 2018
[quote author=Damfostopper post=64288567][/quote]


why are so pained, tell ur Ronaldiot to improve in his career. i can see ur brain is paining u.
Sports / Re: Pay Me As High As Messi Or I Leave, Ronaldo Tells Madrid’s Bosses by elaigwusimona(m): 8:17pm On Jan 17, 2018
Damfostopper:
is there an award for greatest of all time?..... just sitting behind keypads talking bla bla bla



Check Messi's individual awards mr. man, next time try and compare Messi and Ronaldiot b4 quoting someone. now, do me a favour geraraheer menh.
Sports / Re: Pay Me As High As Messi Or I Leave, Ronaldo Tells Madrid’s Bosses by elaigwusimona(m): 7:23pm On Jan 17, 2018
bloodmoneyspita:
who is Ronaldo ?


nasarawa united goal scorer

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Sports / Re: Pay Me As High As Messi Or I Leave, Ronaldo Tells Madrid’s Bosses by elaigwusimona(m): 7:19pm On Jan 17, 2018
Are you the only player in madrid? Marcelo is better than you. Ronaldiot is selfish and never satisfied. He thinks scoring penalty is the only thing in football abi? As for me, 'MESSI' is the greatest of all time. If you are fustrated, better go to chinese league and earn high.

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Caption This Photo Of 2face And Annie Idibia by elaigwusimona(m): 10:37am On Jan 15, 2018
the wife be like: 2face try organise people make the protest against the fulanis killings 4 benue state na!

2face: babe calm down, u want make we run from here go stay 4 village. u 4get say buhari na terrorist!!!

wife: oo! oo! oo! i 4get oo! na de same buhari wey declare innocent ipods terrorist but support him criminals fulanis abi?

2face: yea, u get my point na babe. if i try protest na, buhari go declare "operation 2face protest dance" 4 our head.

wife: just calm down, i no want loose u boo.

BUHARI IS A TERRORIST
#SayNo2Buhari2019

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Health / Re: Kelechi Uhegwu, Polio Victim Celebrates Birthday With New Pictures by elaigwusimona(m): 4:41pm On Jan 14, 2018
Ashawo wey no get level, Buhari is a terrorist. #Back2Duara
Crime / Re: Woman Dresses As A Muslim In Hijab In Benue To Be Safe (Photos) by elaigwusimona(m): 9:43am On Jan 14, 2018
Buhari is a terrorist #Back2Duara

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Family / Re: Anambra Man Who Was Found Wandering Finally Rescued By Relative by elaigwusimona(m): 6:41am On Jan 14, 2018
Buhari will never go unpurnish #SaveBenueState

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Crime / Re: A Cornel (soldierman) Was Killed By Set Of Bad Gang In Benue State,war by elaigwusimona(m): 9:45pm On Dec 18, 2017
It shall not be well with Gov. Samuel Ortom.

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Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Meets Thierry Henry: "See As We Be Like Brothers And Sisters" by elaigwusimona(m): 12:51pm On Dec 18, 2017
cuz him dress like igwe mean say una be brother abi? kontinue
Events / Re: Norsemen Confraternity Members Attend Wedding Of Their Member With Swords.Photos by elaigwusimona(m): 10:18am On Dec 18, 2017
o42austino:
stop these nonsense here,who are you capping for? jews or BST? stop these nonsense. stop trying so hard to be associated as a Norseman,you part of SVC not Norsemen Kclub.

Casting Is allowed, orientation u might know but tradition which u cant. i drop my pen
Events / Re: Norsemen Confraternity Members Attend Wedding Of Their Member With Swords.Photos by elaigwusimona(m): 8:06pm On Dec 17, 2017
Clear ur vegance and anchor ur desk men cuz they are ur fore-fathers. Aro Mate,, Ss Oo! On how rugged u are, jass up and sail ur ship. Manatees Marine Patrol Warriors Ahye!!!!

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